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MAY QUESTION THREAD!!! (Patreon)

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2023-05-01 21:25:32
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2023-05

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Ask us anything, anything at all!

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Pissin' n Wizzin'

HEY Guys Since we've all been on the internet for a long time we have been able to see entire internet lexicons be both born and die. Do you guys have a particular piece of internet lingo or slang that you were all too happy to see gone? I despised when people would say "wat" or "wot". Even "wut" made me cringe. What about you three? Have a great day, Alhamdulillah!

The Nightman

Howdy y'all, got something different for y'all. Instead of a hypothetical, here's an idea, a sequel/gay cover of Mambo Number 5, Mambo Number 6, where you guys and your past guests are a part of Lou Bega's experimental phase as he's going around fucking dudes to see if he likes it better. Imagine something silly like "A little bit of Sweeny on his knees, a little bit of Christopher in the breeze, a little bit of Zachary in the sun, a little bit of Derrick caked in cum"

Papa_Gzeus

Hey there my boys! I have a fun, whimsical hypothetical for you: would you rather have a 20% chance of cumming every time you fart, or have a 2% chance of immediately shitting every time you cum? Enjoy the rest of your day!

Long Schlong Silver

Hello gents, what niche hobby/interest that you are into that you wish more people will know. PS: Had an idea for a parody song. Instead of being a gay parody, what about a parody of "Riders on the Storm" by the Doors except it is called "******s in my porn", in which the song is in the perspective of a racist conservative who gets irrationally mad when seeing interracial porn

rileydelete

Hey guys, good to see you moving back into a regular schedule. As you guys turn/make your way into your early 30s, how’s it feel for you each generally? Whether it’s getting a house, moving in with someone, or just generally “figuring things out”, how about a gut-check from each of the Tank crew? -Riley

Anonymous

Hey Topher, Rick, and Ston. what are nicknames that you absolutely hate? My name is Gabe and I went from my parents calling me "Gabey Babey" to everyone in school calling me "Gay-be." (pronounced like Gay Bee) I started going by Gabriel in college cause I was fed up with it and now people are calling me "Riel" out of the last 4 letters of my name cause there's another Gabriel at my job and I don't have the courage to tell them I hate it.

Anonymous

hey gang, after hearing you guys talk about how difficult it would be to find sween a boxing opponent it got me thinking, weight classes are basically fiction in the pro wrestling world so who would you want to see sween face in a no holds barred event? personally I'd like to see him trounce a much smaller opponent, however a clash of the big boy titans would be cool too. thanks!

Sweeny showers in sneakers.

Sup Honorary Mexican, Mexican by Marrige and not-at-all Mexican. With Brett Farve suing Pat McAfee (biggest sports podcaster on youtube) for making fun of him [Brett] because he stole Missouri’s welfare money to build a volleyball stadium… allegedly. My question for you is: which of the creators that you poked fun at would be the funniest/scariest to deal with in a court of law. Love the show

Hey its Philip

Buenas tardés! Señores y Reyés. Have either of you guys ever made purchase of an item that in hindsight was pretty damn cringe? I once bought a troll face shirt and wore it only twice. Thanks for that laughs mi amigos.

It's Marcus, last month the CoG can support you at 25 as Baird spent our funds on Myrrah's only fans

Hey you cretins who think Marvel VS Capcom 3 is a bad game and my roommate keeps reminding me of this hot take daily (please just apologize he keeps bringing it up without end). Have you seen the spectacular youtube shitpost that is the Spider-man McRib saga by user "Parker"? If you haven't please watch it at your earliest convenience. It is just Spider-Man 1, but Norman is obsessed with the McDonalds McRib to the point that he becomes the Riblin. He could easily rival Pizzatime.

Sween with the face of a 10 year old white girl

Hey you background npcs. How much money would it take for you to be gay? And I don't mean just kissing guys, I mean deep throating and hard fucking. Hope you guys have a wonderful day

The depressed Minnesota man

Hello gaggle of thunder fucks. My question for you this time is do you guys have any moments of meeting someone you were a big fan of? For me it’s getting to meet Kevin Miller. I’ve been a big fan of the Sly Cooper series since I was a kid and some time of early last year I had found out that the man that voice acted for Sly, Kevin Miller, had a discord server as well as streamed on twitch. I’ve gotten to talk with him multiple times and have also played some games with him. Thanks for the laughs and let me know if you guys ever come over here to Minnesota, I’ll take y’all bar hopping and the entire night will be on me.

Anonymous

Good morning McDonald’a Oreo, I wish to know if any of you like progressive rock, and if you do, which is your favorite band? Mine is definitely between King Crimson and Tool.

Anonymous

Asalamu alaykum to the first black sumo wrestler, the last (black) samurai, and Inspector Detector from the live action Speed Racer. The inspiration for my question is Chris' story about kicking his nephew down the stairs, and a few weeks ago when y'all talked about running around populated areas with guns & a camera, which reminded me of having to explain to the police why I was dumping "bodies" off a bridge to get a shot for my high school zombie movie, which leads me to my question: What crime do you think you could reasonably explain away and actually get off for?

Saddest Substance (ok it MIGHT be cum)

'Sup you beautiful, glistening men, mhhh, Nice. First-time questioneering from a ep0 era fan. Context; You guys have brought up the Bloody Roar series on occasion, and talked about how great it is, and how fun and cool it is, and how it's gonna be dead and gone forever, cause Konami holds the rights. We all cry. My question is; If you could magically gift an existing, essentially or actually dead IP, to a game-developer of your choice, what IP would you gift to what developer and why? I'd personally gift another Konami IP called Boktai (childhood favorite) to Supergiant Games, cause they do isometric games really well, I think they'd kill it aesthetically and musically and I'd like to see them try something with stealth and horror elements. Love the show fellas, stay safe and healthy (:

Anonymous

Hey you gaggle of goons. So I really don't like Breaking Bad. I tried it twice but I did not care for it. However I do respect it and think it deserves all the love it gets. What are somethings you guys just don't like that you still really respect like that?

Anonymous

Greetings heathens. Should Sween or Derrick enter creator clash 3, may I humbly recommend you walkout to Gaydioactive blasting to an arena of thousands? This could be great opportunity for branding synergy.

Anonymous

CHRIS YOU FUCKING DUMBASS PLAY ULTRAKILL ALREADY

TexasTaterSalad

Howdy You damn snarkies. Have y’all ever had the moment you realize that you are too far into a rabbit hole to turn back? For me is was me realizing I was a disgusting weeb when I was 20+ episodes into an anime about a high school boys volleyball team and loving it. Have a good one and watch out for them…

Gay Jonah Gaymeson, Chief Editor of the Gayly Bugle

How's it going Astrid, Nazir, and Cicero? I might have asked this question in the past, so I apologize if it's been read previously. If you guys could teach a college level course on a subject or skill of your choosing, what would it be and why? Thank you lads for all of the laughs you've provided me in my 3 years of listening to this show!

Pouring Hot Sauce Into Derrick’s Gaped Rectum

Hello again agents of chaos! The question I just asked was painfully basic so here’s this one. Have you ever had a time where games in general just weren’t that fun anymore and if so how do you deal with that? Gaming is one of my main hobbies and just the easiest to interact with, but more recently I’ve found it difficult to get encapsulated in any game in the same way I used to be. The only recent exception was when I played through the Mass Effect games for the first time last year. But since then I’ve tried all sorts of different things and just can’t find much joy in them. Stay frosty chuds.

Commander-in-Queef

Hey boys, long time listener first time question asker. You've all frequently spoken about how low effort content is rewarded but the more well made stuff struggles to be seen. I've always been of the opinion that there's merit and value in that quality content may be seen by less people but will always resonate with the viewers who do see it regardless of view count, while the content that can be made effortlessly can still bring a lot of people joy and was wondering if you all felt the same way. Either way I'm grateful that you guys do both so thanks for all the laughs and keep up the great work, the stuff you pour your soul into and the dumb gay parodies, yours truly Dike tyson.

Anonymous

What is your dream collaboration for an OST in a video game? Example, Limp Bizkit x DOOM

AllHandsOnDick

Its clear you boyos have influenced us to seek out all different types of things to enjoy, I personally found Mass Effect, Sorry to Bother You, Devin Townsend, and Kendrick through you guys. But I want to know if we have ever put you onto something, have any of our god awful suggestions or references given you a new song to keep in a Playlist, a game to enjoy, or a movie to watch? Glad things are back on track, much love.

Nicholas Brilhart

Greetings Christina Chandler, Ethan Ralph, and Andrew Tate. Which Mass Effect Races can say the N word and which characters probably use it?

Anonymous

Salutations, my favorit missgonists. Here is a nice and light question : what method of suicide would tromatice the most people ?

Papa_Gzeus

Hello again you magnificent macho men! As the world becomes generally more open and accepting of things, what are some opinions you refuse to see as valid? I personally can't align with anyone who uses gel deodorant; that shit feels like slathering my armpits in cold cum

Using infants as a nunchucks

Greetings Fucking Horrible Awful Thing, Awfully Fucking Horrific Thing, and Sweeny. First time patron but have been listening since around episode 20 and watching Chris since the culture war dark days. My question was a quick one, and only really applies to Chris. You mentioned at one point you wanted to pursue game design or something of that nature but ended up deciding not to. As someone who is aspiring to become a game developer one day I wanted to know why you ended up choosing not to. Thanks.

Fine erectrify mine ,erectrify my homo cock

What games do you want to see a remake or remaster of I personally want to see a new legacy of kain / blood omen game . Also wtf happened BioWare I didn’t forget about Jade Empire

Scooped James

Hello my racially diverse comrades, long time listener, first time giver of money. I'm starting a podcast with a couple of friends of mine, and am lucky enough to have a small audience already because I have a youtube channel that has about 5k subs. I was wondering if any of you guys have any advice for a podcast just getting off the ground.

Anonymous

Hey, brown crew I know you guys are committed to the gay parody titles but I have an even more autistic titles game for you, that a Youtube animator called Jake Lava talked about on Twitter: https://twitter.com/jakeiam/status/1644852269802831872/photo/1 In summary, find a band name and song title with a colour in it and replace that colour with "brown", it objectively makes the song funnier every time. I played this with him for about two hours one night. Some examples: Brown (Purple) Rain - Prince Brown (Red) Hot Chili Peppers Behind Brown (Blue) Eyes - The Who Tangled Up in Brown (Blue) - Bob Dylan Maxwell's Brown (Silver) Hammer - The Beatles Brown Floyd (Pink Floyd)

Anonymous

Greetings big little and large What is something you love but can’t seem to recommend to someone? For me it’s Star Trek the next generation, I feel it’s some of the most important television ever made but to enjoy it you have to be pretty nerdy and the first season and a half is so bad for example the racist episode.

Anonymous

Hey Commander & Leader, Joy & Laughter, & Toughest Fighter! Been listening to The War for Late Night on Chris's recommendation! On the chapter about Conan, he has this moment in college where he does stand up in college & the laughs he gets sets in stone that comedy is what he wants to dedicate his life to. What's the equivalent moment in your guy's life? (Sidenote: a Snark Tank themed take on the Powerpuff Girls theme would go hard)

A smiling friend named Bryan

Howdy my fellow Camaradas, This question is for Chris the Gun Ray. Do you feel like you got more into combat sports after doing creator clash or not at all? Also would it be possible IF the money is right, to fight Froggy fresh on a different platform such as “DAZN”. I ask because I’ve seen your fight about 3 times now and I know you can do alot better against an opponent your size. Thank you so much for the laughs my boys y’all stay safe

Private Private's Privates

Hey dumb, dumber, and dumberer; what would each of your character select animations be in like a Mortal Kombat-esque arcade game? Thanks for the constant chuckles!

Anonymous

Hey guys, long time listener and first time patron. Before my question I just want to say thank you guys. Chris your music is beautiful and has gotten me through some rough times recently. Sweeney as horrible as some of your takes are you're one funny fucker and never fail to make me laugh. Derrick, your music is absolutely sick, I'm autistic about Mudvayne and found your Dig cover and the rest is history, keep on rocking brother. My question is, what TV show/ cartoon intro do you view as a sin to skip. Mine is personally Batman Beyond, that shit just goes too hard. Keep all the great stuff coming, love you guys.

Dan Shitter

Hello Joker, Bane and the penguin. Let’s say, hypothetically, you could take one thing from the far future. What, pray tell, would that one thing be. Ps. Devin Townsend projects > Strapping young lad > Devin Townsend.

Anonymous

Greetings monsters I see after a nice Benadryl smoothie. I wanted to know if there was any piece of media that you love just as much as you hate. I for one love Neon Genesis Evangelion for the animation, angel design, and how absolutely evil the father is. On the other hand though I cannot get over the perverse and ridiculous nature some of the characters act. I admire the show immensely but I can’t ever recommend it to friends.

Featuring a icy handjob from a frosty Edmonton hooker

Greetings heretics. Reposting this comment to get an addition to the Snark Tank Spider-Man rogue’s gallery with the newest character Cocaine Marko as the new sandman. But instead of manipulating/being made of sand, he is made of cocaine which plays into the story line of Uncle Ben killing himself to blame Flint Marko in the Sweeny timeline

Anonymous
>>107776723

sorry but I need to reply to this; mines the yu-gi-oh gx theme!

Anonymous

Hey Snark Tank, I have an urgent message regarding potential gay covers. My girlfriend was playing music as she getting ready for work when smokepurpp's "Krispy Kreme" started playing. She immediately said "someone needs to make a gay cover of this song, it would be too easy", and I quickly responded with "I know just the guys". I know you guys would easily destroy this cover, and joined the Patreon just to ask. Thanks for the great content guys!

Anonymous

Hellos to Chris Smith, SweanBean and ThunderThighs. Have you seen the ChatGPT Skyrim Mod that allows you to have real time in character conversions with the NPCs. My question is what game would you want this Mod in and who would you be most excited to talk to in that game

DevinIsPregnant

Good day, our shizo demons; Would you rather have to fight Prime Mike Tyson for 3 minutes every day. Or, have a silverback gorilla spawn in a random location near you once a week with the goal of maiming you. The rules are simple, you can't use a weapon against Mike, and he will not go for the head to knock you out. The gorilla will never kill you, just injure you horrifically. And it will always appear in a random location, at a random time of day & week. Keep up the great work, and hope your days are well! <3

Anonymous

Why? Just way

'Go your own gay' by Fleetwood Mac

hello coom, coomer, and the looming plague of darkness which haunts humanity and my nightmares (oh god oh god please make it stop) realising I'd probably be one of those screaming crackheads on the curb if i hadn't found your content and content like it, I wonder how you three would cope if you'd grown up in this modern world SO given the massive rise of mental illness and stuff like twitter short circuiting peoples brains how do you think you would be different if you'd been born after 2000? (edit: fuck you basically brought this up in 152)

Zerowolf

Hello Boxing Skeletor, Black Groot who only uses the N word, and the man who should have gotten married in N7 armor. My question is what if the human race goes extinct and you get to choose which animals will gain sentient intelligence to inherit the earth my choice will be Raccoons cause I like the little trash pandas

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Hey all. Recently I saw a video of a white girl from university of Kentucky getting sloppy drunk and assaulting a black women working the desk when she went to do a wellness check on the drunk girl. The white girl responds by trying to punch, kick, and bite her, all while calling her the N word multiple times. She eventually gets arrested but bailed out by her rich white parents. My question is if you were her parent would you have bailed her out or would you have made them learn their lesson the hard way. And If you were to bail her out, is there anything that they could do that would make you disown them (other than obvious SA/R, murder, ect.) as always thanks for the laughs

Anonymous

can god say the n word?

Anonymous

Hello my three sleep paralysis demons, my question for y’all is nothing exciting (and my bad if it’s been asked before) but what was the one thing that happened that made you realize you were getting older? I ask because I just went to a metal show a few nights ago and my fucking bones and joints are still feeling the aftershock — I shouldn’t feel this old, I’m only 24, but I feel fucking old now. Anyways, thanks for inadvertently keeping me sane at work when trying to decipher what my middle school students say.

Damien Sawyers

Hello gay 1, gay 2, and hate gays! Is The Punisher show worth watching? I haven't seen it yet, the only thing I know about it is the no no no wait wait wait

Anonymous

Hey Rocket(Chris), Starlord(Sween), and Drax(Derrick). First of all, Sweeny thanks for the ice cream, you are a saint. Second, If you all swapped Youtube channels for a month what would your first video upload be? Would you try and do something different than the original youtube channel. So if sweeny takes over Ray gun's channel would you do a ray gun recap or something new?

Anonymous

(Repost with correct spelling, so Chris doesn't have another autistic grammer realted meltdown ) Salutations, my favorit missgonists. Here is a nice and light question : what method of suicide would traumatice the most people ?

Anonymous

Salutations Chris, Derrick, and Sween. Long time listener but first time sub here. Thanks for keeping me sane through my doom eternal esque crusades through swarms of pro life moms surrounding my local planned parenthood as I procure more feminine essence to transmute my horrid visage into the government mandated cat girl I was meant to be. My question is for Chris,who as we all know has lived a long life of suffering at the hands of Imagine Dragons. At the recent Netflix writers strike THEY PERFORMED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROWD. So, Chris, would you rather have Imagine Dragons Perform in every room you occupy, live, with no auto tune or instrumentals as they did at the protest for the rest of your life (cant kill yourself or escape to mars) OR Have a vicious oral threesome with Chris Chan, the quartering, and a life like Falmer in order to rend Imagine dragons or any future groups like them from existence. Good bye, I hate you.

Anonymous

Hello, brownmen 4 lief Lemme preface this with a recent event of mine. I was recently caught by a security camera in my workplace letting my monkey brain take over and looking up a barbie doll's skirt out of curiosity. Now, what are the most embarrassing things you guys have ever been caught doing?

Emmet Daly

Who is the most evil but least known about human you know of?

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Hey all, Pat here. Celebrating my golden birthday later this month and would appreciate a question read. My question is a simple one: what’s a boomer gamer take you have? If that isn’t self explanatory I’ll give you mine. Mine is I missed the days when I was able to buy a game, take it home, put it in the console, and immediately start playing it, as appose to waiting anywhere from 15min-1hour to download/install the game and THEN start playing. As all thanks for the laughs

Anonymous

Hello there Chris, Derrick, and Sween! I've had this argument with friends in the past, and I was just very curious what you guys think. Is it weird to bust your nut, then simply pull up your pants and go about your day. Two of my friends are disgusting freaks who do that kinda thing, while everyone else is totally normal and cleans themselves. We've tried to reason with them but they just won't listen. Have a great day, and keep making me laugh! Please.

GhostRade

Hey Snark, Dark, and Darker, I hope this question finds you well. I've been playing through a lot of video games with branching good and evil paths and while I was talking to my friends about them I was faced with harsh judgement when they found out I tend to take the evil path when given a choice (for example, I blew the fuck out of Megaton in Fallout 3 and took every evil choice in Infamous). Sometimes I don't even do it intentionally it just kinda happens. So that begs the question, Which road do you guys tend to go down when given a choice, the goody two-shoes path or the GOATed villain path? Have a nice day.

Anonymous

Yeeeeaaaaa so it’s been a year since I paid 5 Benjamin’s for this Q to get answered but fuck it, I’ll try again. Richmond was a year ago (hell of a time) if you could retell the events as a Seinfeld episode how would things play out? Chris, feel free to make yours a Creator Clash ep. Idc. Is this thing even on?

Anonymous

hey boys recently lost my job so this will be my last question for a bit but if god was real and just said tons of slurs and was politically incorrect constantly do you think people would try to correct him or just go with it because he’s god

Anonymous

Hello not autistic, autistic, and needs to get double checked You guys were talking about the good doctor in a recent episode, in that discussion Chris asked if Autistic people were offended by it, as an autistic person myself I feel inclined to give my opinion. I’m not offended by the show, in fact I really enjoy watching it. I also think Shawn Murphy is pretty accurate to how I act and operate. Obviously dramatized , and sometimes they just make shit up. Anyway, I hope you have a great week . Possum (they/them)

Papa_Gzeus

Hey hey hey you hilarious himbos! Recently à family member told me he thinks porn is a conspiracy to get men addicted to "draining themselves of their masculine energy". Needless to say I was flabbergasted. So that being said, what are some of the most outrageous beliefs/conspiracies you've ever heard?

Genderbend Chris, Sween and Derrick and make them FUTA

Hey hey people. What would you do if you had a time machine and why would it be to send Kanye West to meet Hitler. BONUS SUGGESTION: Go watch: RDR2 - Cougar prevents John from building a house. It's one of the most hilarious videos that i've seen in a long time.

Gape away, gape away, break that f-slurs balls - The Slime of the Rubbing Cocks by Black Faggot

Hey howdy hey Chwis, Swennie, and Drick. Long-time listener occasional patron here. I've tried to submit a question a few times now and have realised there isn't really anything I care to know, and I always end up writing a forced question that I don't really wanna hear answered anyway (so thanks for never reading them out Chris). But I realised just the other day that this podcast started (weekly) before the pandemic even start, which is a crazy amount of time now, so I wanted to thank ya'll for all the laughs, especially the microwave baby and Marvin Gaye being killed by his dad (top funny moments for sure), made me cry with laughter multiple times, so keep up the great work you hot men. P.S. I have an improvised question anyway. What's a series (game, movie, tv) that you love, but don't really like the first entry? Gotta be Top Gun, Halo, and Blackadder for me.

Anonymous

Howdy to the three voices that echo forebodingly out of the deep recesses of my headphones. I'm a trans guy who goes to a college in the deep south, and before I asked my question, I wanted to say that it warmed my heart when y'all expressed support for trans people a couple episodes ago, just cause down here it can sometimes feel like the boot-shape of Louisiana is also becoming a boot on my neck. Anyways, on to my question. You three constantly seem to be baffled by the fact that large amounts of people are lacking in some knowledge that you consider to be intuitive, necessary, or just generally useful. So: If you were able to add a mandatory course to the curriculum of every school in America-- or if you had the option to be able to go into a classroom and teach a course-- what would you want to teach?

huggerderek

Hey there the three that complete me. Which color Gatorade is the best color? I expect a long, angry 20 minute debate about this topic. Love you boyos!

Anonymous

Hello triforce of autism, question for Chris. As someone who's been a big fan since the way early days(loved dethamphetamine in middle school) I was wondering if you had any updates or plans to make more music and if we could expect anything on that front anytime soon

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Hey all, not a question, just an explanation to a topic brought up in episode 116 regarding poop transplants. Funny enough I was taught about it in college last semester in my micro bio class. Long story short, we all know that the gut has healthy bacteria in it. But part of what makes a certain bacteria type healthy or unhealthy is how concentrated it is. Most of the time it’s the immune system that keeps levels stable, but other times it’s different bacteria in the gut that keeps others stable. When people take generalized antibiotics they kill off a large amount gut bacteria, including the bacteria that kills off C.diff bacteria, and without them the C.diff overpopulates the gut biome, and a last resort treatment is a poop transplant in hopes of reintroducing the bacteria that keeps C.diff in check. Doubt this will make it to the show cuz when have you shmucks ever wanted to be educational but given how you reacted to learning about it I’d like to see how you react to an actual explanation to it

Some Black Thighs, Derek's OnlyFans coming soon...

Hehehe. Hi boys. In the hit 2017 Snark Tank video "Stop the Nightmares.mp3", what was the video that Chris showed to Sween that had him screaming "NO! NO! NO!". Surely it was something truly heinous for someone like Kingston to be horrified by what he saw.

Fortnite Balls All In Your Face

https://youtube.com/shorts/eTsXyppjzNE?feature=share Hey snark boys, hopes this YouTube video brightens your day.

Anonymous

Hey Chris never made a girl Ray cum, Tom can't see his weeny Sweeny, and pilot light. Would you guys ever think about streaming divinity 2 it's a good entry to dnd

The Nightman

Hey you 3, here's a short one, wanna acknowledge the shitty upload schedule on patreon? For something we're paying y'all for, this is getting embarrassing for everyone. Love y'all, please do better before we decide this isn't worth it.

Anonymous

Hey boys, I got a question for Chris. If RPGs are just DVD menus, does that make first person shooters just browsers? You're just moving a cursor at something and clicking on it so makes sense, right?

Chargerboi

Hey Top G’s I was playing through shadow of the colossus for the first time and was wondering why no game has ever come close to that degree of uniqueness and type of gameplay. If you could say and truly get one message across fro a change in games now what would it be. Forgot to mention last time I’m a first time Patreon love you guys

Putting black face on my light bulbs

Howdy-ho Triplets of Terror, been spending the last year at work listening to you guys and have finally decided to open my wallet to you poor starving minorities just so I can ask: How would you want to die? Long days and pleasant nights comrades, keep up the fantastic work!

Conor Wilson

Does Peter Parker in the new venom suit get the N word pass?

Pissin' n Wizzin'

Hey Snorklers. If you were to be reborn and could choose exactly where and when you were going to be reborn, where/when would it be? P.S. I recently listened back to episode 5 (the first regular episode of the ST) and realized that the biggest underlying theme of the entire podcast has been Chris's constant struggle and despair with the current state (or lack there of) of Splinter Cell. Sorry nothing has changed since 2019 bud.

Yo it's me Vladimir Vladamirnovich Putin, Im going to send Ethan Ralph to destabilize Lithuania so I can take it

Hey there Auntie Diaries 1:30 Recently news came out that the Prince of Persia remake was basically deleted despite being three months from release, and is now in the "Conception" phase under a Canadian studio of Ubisoft. Complete and utter development hell. Skull & Bones got another delay. Beyond Good and Evil is in development hell too. So the question is, how many years until these games even come out, if ever?

Anonymous

Hey there, you living breathing joke templates. The very first episode of The Snark Tank I listened to was the Chris Chan episode, and ever since then I’ve been hooked. So, that makes me wonder, have you guys ever become fans of something under strange or less than desirable circumstances? Thanks if you read this, and sorry if I brought back any bad memories.

Anonymous

Hearing my short question written in flawless English get ignored in favour of another "can such-and0such say the n-word" question gave me an endless amount of anguish so I'm just gonna copy-paste it. Hey boys, I got a question for Chris. If RPGs are just DVD menus, does that make first person shooters just browsers? You're just moving a cursor at something and clicking on it so makes sense, right?

DevinIsPregnant

Hello our schizo demons, Are there any video games someone could mention as their favorite that would be a red-flag to you? Personally, if anyone said Mortal Kombat was theirs, I'd have questions. Hope Sween is having a safe move!

Anonymous

Hello chadwads, Here's a challenge: name a more aesthetically pleased and/or more stylized move than the recent Across the Spiderverse film.

Anonymous

Hey fellas, Hope this finds everyone well. The gang has lived in atleast two major cities on either side of the nation. What's some of the goofier shit you've witnessed? Peace & Goodwill.

BigUglyJordan

Dear fuck, fucker, and fuckest: if you could write the next Disney princess movie, what would the plot be?

Anonymous

Hello, deep-voiced music man; the next winner of Ultra-Heavyweight Creator Clash, and one of three shaggy-haired men with glasses I base my life off of: Long time listener, first-time questioner, and my question to y'all is, as someone who's 19 and dealing with everything that life is throwing at my generation: With the rise of these "alpha men" and tatetubers trying to vie for the attention of 16 to 25-year-old males, do you think the lack of men's mental health awareness (June is also MHA's month!) and the general disposition towards "masculine energy" and what it means to be a man, I feel that the return to trad-masc ideals is overall hurtful to the mental health of men, especially those that aren't masculine in a traditional sense, even my mother was talking about how her brothers were forced to "man up" and not allowed to show emotions. Do you think that this is a trend and can be fixed with better care for mental health and well-being? Or will these "real man" influencers always be a thing (to the same extent) just because there will always be a culture of hypermasculinity? Side note: as someone struggling with self-expression (Bi in FL, what u going to do), it's been nice to hear some people with decent views when I'm surrounded by so much hate, even from my own family. Y'all got me through my two horrid weeks of covid, and I just wanted to say thanks for making some great content. (Also, if Chris asks, it's him, Greg Havenner, and Adam Ragusea)