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Hey everyone, I know the recent consistency of the podcast has been completely out of fucking whack. There have been a handful of contributors to this and we apologize for that. As soon as the clash is over we will back to our regular schedule, with the main episode uploading on Friday, and the Extra Ammos on Mondays.


Now to the Extra ammo increase. First off I want to apologize for this coming out of  the blue to many of you. The main intention was to have the Extra Ammo were always supposed to always be for the  $5 tier. It was infant fact the only reason for that tier on the here, but due to confusion on Sween's part the first 12 were uploaded for everyone. The first 12 will stay available to everyone on the patreon but 13 and on will be for the $5 tier and up. We know this will upset a lot of you, but we hope that you can understand that it's being an extra episode is why it is for the higher tier.


Inclosing thank you all for the love and support this year and we can't wait to tell you guys all about the clash and all the other BS that we bring up in this dumpster fire of a podcast 


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Anonymous

Should've just held off on increasing prices till you actually started releasing consistently lol

Eric

Still shoulda held off on increasing it until after it was justified. This is still an L.

Hayden Glass

Who gave Sweeny the Patreon password?

Anonymous

I fuck with the podcast, but I simply don't see the value in the patreon given this change and their recent track record. If you don't approve of these changes, the best you could do is talk with your dollars.

Christian

Definitely bad timing. I wish I kept count of how many times you guys were late or missed an episode all together. The show is entertaining, but not really worth it, in my opinion. At least Colin at LSM will continue getting my money, but not this show.

Mikesapien

Proofread before you post. Jesus Christ.

Papa_Gzeus

I know. I felt like I was having a fucking stroke trying to read this

Anonymous

I’m sorry, but I don’t really understand the extra ammo mistake. Charging more for the episodes makes perfect sense, but I gotta ask: if the price hike was intentional from the beginning, how did you guys post 12 episodes (approximately 3 months of time) without correcting it or even addressing the fact it will eventually cost more? I really like the podcast and don’t want to stop paying but c’mon you gotta do better than this.

Anonymous

“As soon as the clash is over we will back to our regular schedule, with the main episode uploading on Friday” Are we sure about that?

Anonymous

"We will increase the prices without telling, and if you don't buy it, we'll just stop doing the main pod for a month for good measure" I'll be forced to leave this patreon at the end of the month out of respect for myself and my money.

Anonymous

Right there with you dude. According to their twitters chris is decomposing playing hitman and sweeny is at coachella so they clearly cant be bothered to not scam their supporters

Eric

Nearly 3 weeks with no normal podcast. Really justifying that price increase. Glad Sween is able to go to Coachella with his patreon money though.

The Nightman

Hey fuck faces, you could at least give us updates that your most recent update won't be fulfilled completely, I like you guys and I like your stuff but we know for a fact if any content creators y'all follow pulled the shit y'all are currently pulling you'd call them out for it. We're paying because we want what you give us, not because we like giving away money for nothing. At least acknowledge this before you start hemorrhaging patrons and fall out of favor with the people that support you.

Anonymous

Nah man. It's not a charity, they can't just keep saying 'sorry for being inconsistent'

Anonymous

"The one dollar tier gets you early access" does it? I'd nearly forgotten since the 2 episodes (over the course of a month) were uploaded to patreon AFTER youtube and spotify. //edit, the last episode to uploaded on the right day (friday) on patreon was on March 4th. What the actual fuck. this is really getting kinda ridiculous. I really don't believe that the extra ammo going to the $1 tier was a mistake. It's not like the $5 tier "isn't robust", it's the tier where you can ask questions on the show, thats pretty substantial (more substantial than early episodes if you guys feel like it), and I really feel like i remember you guy's saying you were gonna throw the extra episodes up for anyone on the patreon, but until i go back through those episodes and check it's just my (often faulty) memory. It's uncharacteristic of you guys to lie about something like this so I'll go with it this time, but low effort has been a constant issue with the show since I started listening at episode 20. and it's only gotten worse. I mostly subscribed to support you guys with the early episodes as just a bonus, but if you're not putting the effort in and I'm not even getting early episodes, I really have no reason to stick around subbing

Anonymous

2 "weekly" episodes in the span of 4 weeks nonetheless. Also amazing to just use the Sweeney scapegoat for why it happened in the episode while the problem isn't even fixed. Basically said "hey this is the reason we fucked up, but we're not gonna do anything to fix it or get rid of the problem."

Anonymous

Actually I just checked and it's way worse, the last non-extra episode to be uploaded on friday was on fucking March 4th. 7 weeks ago

Andrew Grant

I'm getting episodes on spotify earlier than patrion, the hell am I paying For? I Honesty love this podcast, but comon guys think of the people who are directly supporting this podcast

Anonymous

im losing my mind that one wasnt even uploaded on friday, it was saturday

Eric

Yeah, Dude. I love the content but I don't like feeling like I'm paying money to just be dicked around.

Eric

Oh sick you're right they did do that... AGAIN

Anonymous

The last episode uploaded to patreon on the right day was Episode 140 9 Episodes ago 14 Weeks Ago

KiteAsHigh

Another common L for this patreon unfortunately..

Anonymous

How can sweeny be confident in anything he does or says when hes this incompetent

Out_Of_Focus_Bigfoot

just some quick statistics: In the past 52 weeks there have been 41 episodes. 11 Episodes were missed entirely. Of the 41 episodes released in the past year, 13 have been released on time. 28 Episodes were released late. Over the past year, approximately 20% of episodes have been missed, of the episodes that actually released, approximately 70% were released late.

zackcoolnumber

I’d be fine with paying 5 a month for extra, but we don’t even get normal episodes alot of the time, and even when we do they hit Youtube before they get uploaded here. It doesn’t seem there is any reason for the 1 dollar tier to even exist now

Dio Lixzon

They should really just pretend they're intentionally trolling us at this point because that might make up for it

Anonymous

Another great job on the upload speed of this week's patreon episode guys, definitely doesn't make me wonder why I pay for this in the first place

Hayden Glass

Why is it up on Youtube and not Patreon? What’s going on here?

Bagel29

I’m just here for the ratio bc wtf am I even paying for at this point

Anonymous

I love you guys but god damn please get your shit together

Anonymous

Mfs be like “the future of the internet is paid content” and then release no content after getting paid

Anonymous

It’s times like this when you truly appreciate the way Colin set up his whole operation, where I get more content for $5 than I physically have the time to listen to. The only reason I even subbed to this excuse for a Patreon is so that I can use a single app for all my podcast needs. AND YOU CAN’T EVEN MEET THAT LOW OF A STANDARD LMAO

Dio Lixzon

Someone should tell Dave Rubin to complain to Colin about Chris for us

Anonymous

saw your fight dude. ya lost but loved to see ya move. I know you probs won't but would love to see ya give another go... maybe you vs sween ;)

Zach

What the fuck are we paying for at this point if the episodes aren’t even getting posted here

Anonymous

So the newest episode still isn't even up on Patreon (is on YouTube) and there's yet again no new Extra episode that you told people they needed to pay more for? Seriously guys, what the fuck are you doing?

IMAXANDCLIMAX

dunno why yall get so mad, theres such thing as personal lives, lol its not like the snark tank is the only podcast in existence or there arent older episodes you prolly missed

Croe

At this point I’m canceling my subscription you guys need to do better

Anonymous

we pay for early episodes and they haven’t released on the right day for 14 weeks. that’s not “personal lives” that’s just not doing what they said they were gonna do

IMAXANDCLIMAX

Then if you don't like it or don't feel like its worth the wait or price, then just don't pay for the sub, like I said its not like this is the only podcast

Anonymous

Its a monthly subscription which means you pay at the beginning of the month for the benefits of the rest of the month. This shouldnt be a gamble where you may or may not get a prize you paid for. If they dont follow through in giving you what you want, then you got ripped off. They arent gonna refund you. How do you not understand the anger from people paying 5 or 25 bucks to get a bonus episode, ask a question for them to answer, or read their name and then it just doesnt happen ??

IMAXANDCLIMAX

I'll say it again, vote with your wallet; if you are mad and feel like they are cheating you out of money, then just cancel the subscription. Its a you problem really if you say "this sub isn't worth the money I pay for" and stick around to complain and bitch, really.

Anonymous

I'm guessing that despite all the complaints and criticisms these patrons have, they still care about the people behind the show and would just rather see them improve than abandon them outright.

Conor Wilson

Lmao the episode still hasn’t been posted