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Sweeny showers in sneakers.

Greetings Honorary Mexican, Alleged Puerto Rican, and actual Puerto Rican: Long time listener and first time patron, I wanted to ask the three of you about your other travels. Derek has said many times that his trip to Greece was amazing, and after getting a chance to travel again I wanted to ask: What other traveling domestic/abroad stories do you have?

Staingo Jenkins

Hey gang. Virgin donator, long time listener. My wallussy was puckered up tight for a while. Sorry. Anyway, I was wondering if you guys had any favorite state or national parks . Wildlife management areas and BLM included. As someone who works in a new biome every year, I'd say to take advantage of our parks before your bones become too old and crooked to hike.

Anonymous

Greetings Fellers! Long time subscriber, first time listener. Did any of you see the article that scientist may be able to REVERSE DEATH?! (link: https://www.the-sun.com/health/5321968/scientists-reverse-death-bring-dead-eyes-back-life/) P.S. As an autistic person, I genuinely think that Chris and for sure Sweeny should take an autism screening test. I linked a good website called Embrace Autism. (https://embrace-autism.com/) Best wishes, boys!

Anonymous

Hello *insert witty nicknames here* Out of the snark trio, who would do the coolest shit as president? No political gay shit, we all know y'all would improve the country more than any of the geriatric corpses that have entered the office before so just light cool stuff. Example: Derrick and Sween would probably invite Kendrick or Joey Bada$$ to hot box the oval office. Chris would be the first gamer president to stream trials D2 yelling wild shit. Chris is gay and instantly rejects long questions that elaborate before it's asked so I had to say the question immediately.

Anonymous

Hey knuckle heads. DERRICK. You said that you watch fast and furious movies to see dumb action scenes and that the plot can go fuck itself. BUT what would you do if the new one comes out and its a genuine masterpiece in filmmaking. The writing, directing, cinematography, acting, editing, music, etc. is some of the best you could ever imagine in a movie. like some real introspective, deep, charming, beautiful shawshank level bullshit. There would still be action but it would take a back seat to the story and wouldnt be nearly as off the wall as previous entries. Would you love it as a film and what it accomplishes or would you hate it because you were in the mood to watch wild and crazy action scenes like vin diesel reversing time to become semen to avoid enemy bullets or whatever happens in those movies

Papa_Gzeus

Since yall are clearly men of class like myself, what are the most vile usernames you've ever come up with or seen? My personal favorite is my last Skyrim character, Sadam Izer

Anonymous

Whaddup, ye devious disciples of the Church of Chun Li's Cheeks. As a member of your Australian viewer contingent, I was wondering if you had seen or heard about what's been happening to an Australian comedian/journalist youtuber, FriendlyJordies. If you haven't already, I'd recommend watching one of the most recent videos on his channel, it's a bit long but it's a fucking wild story that ended up with his house being firebombed. This leads to my question: What is the worst Kafkaesque moment, or insanely surreal and illogical calamity, that either you've experienced personally or seen someone experience. With that said, thank you for all you do for us, and have a good one boys.

I Purposely Run Over Butterflies When Mowing The Lawn

Hello my means of reproduction! Today is the 10th anniversary of METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE. This got me thinking about the stealth series and stealth in general. Now I am here to ask, when have you felt the most stealthy? Sneaking, rusing or distracting someone to get what you wanted, stuff like that. I'm sure Sweeny has many stories. Thanks and love from Tyler.

Yo it's me Vladimir Vladamirnovich Putin, Im going to send Ethan Ralph to destabilize Lithuania so I can take it

Hey there Chris, Sween, and Derrick. What's an unhinged and insane prank that you would want to do? For me, it would be to hire a babysitter take to care of a baby, but the baby is fake and rigged with explosives. The "parents" leave the house and a couple minutes after they leave, the baby explodes into a pile of fake gore. After that, have all of the hidden cameras record to see what the babysitter does. Maybe have the "parents" call saying they're coming back because they forgot something to see what the babysitter would do

Keith David playing a cowboy and getting his mind blown by Gene Hackman

Hello Black Ricky, J-Roc but into metal, and Bubbles if he was a twink. I have two short questions for Derrick, but I'd like other opinions as well. First, have you ever learned defensive driving? If you did you'd know that 80% of accidents happen when reversing into unknown areas, like backing OUT of a parking spot, and that people who value safety, like everyone in Japan, back into parking spaces. Second, do you think gay people should have an N-word pass because you obviously have an F-word pass and like calling shit gay, seriously, you sound like Micheal Scott.

Anonymous

Hey Minoriteam, this one's mainly for Kingston as he's the comic book dude but Chris and Derrick are free to give their opinion, Have you seen Ant-Man? What do you think of M.O.D.O.K.'s atrocious design? How are you feeling the MCU is shaping up as we enter Phase 5?

Anonymous

Hello beings with approximate knowledge of many things. What do you think of the whole non binary thing? I think I remember you guys voiced support for people with different gender identities that isnt just boy and girl in the past, but when a nonbinary person comes up in conversation, you guys couldnt be fucked to use their preferred pronouns even when you know them. This can be a pretty hot button issue so i hope i didnt come across as antagonistic or cringey, i know how you guys get sometimes. im just 🧐curious