The Snark Tank Theme - The Living Tombstone (Patreon)

As promised (though a little late) here is the full version of the Snark Tank Theme exclusively for Patrons of all tiers! 

For those interested in the origins of this fancy little MP3: 

Sup! Chris here! This was originally meant to be the music for a bleach drinking callback sequence for my 500K Subscriber Special before I decided to pull the plug on the production. I got a little overambitious with it, especially considering what I had to work with at the time of hitting 500k. I asked The Living Tombstone to contribute to it and he brought me this magnificent work of nonsense. Meshing voice clips of myself along with Zach Hadel, Stamper, and Mark English (as Paul) into some absurd and over the top montage turned out great! 

Unfortunately, as I said already, the project fell apart under it's own weight but I still had this fantastic little ditty waiting in the wings. After a while, I felt a little guilty not using it for anything and our podcast needed some sort of music to intro the show. Originally it was just a placeholder until someone came up with something better, but nothing better ever came. 

Anyway, enough boring history! Here are the lyrics!
They're a little philosophical so don't worry if you can't grasp it. 

"Hey look! It's a little dead meme!  
Fuck you little bitch!  
You think you can fuck with me?!  
What a mo-ran!  
Fuck you little bitch!  
Hey look! I hope it's brail!   
Fuck Jesus!  
Fuck you little bitch!  
You think you can fuck with me?!  
What a mo-ran!  

Fuck you little bitch!  You lazy sack of human garbage!  
Fuck you little bitch!  You think you can fuck with me?!  
What a moran!  
A man, with a penis, is funnier than Amy Schumer

Fuck you little bitch!  You think you can fuck with me?!  
What a moran!  Fuck you little bitch!  
You lazy sack of human garbage!"

(Album Art by https://www.twitter.com/Kutielee)