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Anonymous

Hey fellas! So first of all, tha k you for keeping me entertained at work, your podcast was one of the few things thst prevented me from walking into the ocean. My question is what was your guy's first time moving out? I'm moving out for the first time and this month has been just me riddled with anxiety and excitement.

Anonymous

Hello Jerry, George, and Kramer. What is a better projectile weapon, a can of soup, or a baseball? My friends all say a can of soup because of the potential damage, but I think a baseball is clearly superior because of the velocity and accuracy. Thank you for the laughs :)

Anonymous

Do it fart tho?

Anonymous

Hey, people who refuse to validate the opinions of their audience. The trailer for Sing 2 came out recently, and it featured Bono, of all people. Since I doubt anyone born after 2005 knows who Bono is, what's your honest opinion on giant rock groups like U2, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, etc.? I feel like they all have their place in music history, but are overrated overall.

50 Shades of Gay

Hey black, blakk n blackish, for a while I’ve noticed that your podcast attracts a ton of super talented artists (I’m a artist too!) I think it’s because your podcast is entertaining enough to keep the ADHD brains of us artists occupied so we don’t spiral into distraction while mindless enough that it doesn’t take too much focus, this is just my assessment, I’m curious what you guys think about this? Also this is the most ADHD podcast on the internet, I LOVE IT. Though sometimes you guys have made me laugh so hard I accidentally knock over some of my art pieces. Also mental health issues and good artwork for hand in hand 😂 I don’t think Ive ever met a good artist who didn’t have some kind of damage or drug addiction. Do with that what you will Gonna be a shameless plug, omit this if you want, but check me out at FrogsmeadCeramics!!! -Lucii

Anonymous

Hello 3 people I gave $25 just to ask this. But can you help me organize a fight to the death with the other connor king? (or how ever his dumb name is spelt) I can’t stand being at work and hearing my name randomly said through the speakers. It’s weird and makes me think some random person on my Fedex route is yelling at me. Hopefully we can stream it and will sweener will be my ring coach? I need his special brand of insanity to decimate this weirdo who uses his real name to write into this podcast.

Anonymous

Hello Jury of my peers, I assume you will mention this in the next episode, but What in God's holy name is the enigma that is Chris/Christina Chan? If you do address it, my question is would you buy a product if they all had ads like this https://youtu.be/9MfdocUVLiw. Side note from a few episodes ago. Sweeney and his yogurt story remind me of Frank and charlie eating cat food to fall asleep in Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Anonymous

[Question for the Cast] Hey Sweet Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, and Aztec Chocolate. I know on the last cast you were talking about the Eel mating habits, and how they've never been witnessed in the wild. As someone who has worked in the Marine Biology field in the past, I'd like like to draw your attention to the Black Carpet, a miles long colony creature that exists on the sea floor, which consumes everything in it's wake and we have no genuine explanation to explain. My question: What internet rabbit holes have you gone down that has scared you to your core? Cheers boys.

Anonymous

Hello Derek's Questionably Racist Japanese Accent, Master Chief Soyjack, and "People aren't flammable". I am a First Time patron after having binged the podcast at work and I finally caught up. Thank you all for keeping me heavily entertained while I work, I look sporadically insane grinning at nothing. My question is a bit personalized so feel free to answer whatever but: What is your least favorite Character from Mass Effect, Halo, And Critical Role (The Sween Will know). Mine are Liara, because shes the basic bitch alienbait, The Didact, because he's forerunner Shadow the Hedgehog, and Vex, because Trinket had to have a random magic item introduced so that laura wouldn't have to face the consequences of bringing a pet to literal Hell. Sorry for the paragraph, but accept my shekels.

Anonymous

If you could inherit any Greek God's role as lord of their domain, who would you choose? (Derek you can't pick Aphrodite because I know you're going to pick Aphrodite).

Anonymous

Don't see an August thread yet, but I'm hoping y'all still see this. Hello Kyle's new owners, Wanted to piggy back off a discussion from last week's episode regarding rappers. Chris, feel free to answer as well, but Derrick and Sween you mentioned Killer Mike, was curious on your thoughts of the other half of RTJ, El-P. Personally I'm a big fan, with one of my favorites being For My Upstairs Neighbor out of the Mums The Word Album. Thanks for all the laughs!

Anonymous

Heyo,wanted to jump on the wildest fact you know question train. Did y'all know that the Massachusetts PD left Salem after a sheriff in 1978 recovered from a heart attack and found out that every sheriff in salem the last 300 years had suffered a stroke or heart attack at some point. Reason they gave for moving was a curse that was cast during the salem witch trials.