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Broken ankle Chris is on too many meds, Obama's dog bit the dust, Chandler Bing flirts on Raya, Boogie gets arrested, Elon cringes us to death, and only one of us beat Resident Evil: Sexy Big Lady Edition. All this and more on todays Snark Tank!

Time Stamps:
Dead Bo! - 00:00:37 - 00:05:39

Castlevania + Over Medicated Chris 00:05:40 - 00:14:34

Resident Evil Village 00:14:35 - 00:24:09

Mortal Kombat Movie 00:24:10 - 00:27:34

Bad Video Game Films 00:27:35 - 00:30:51

Uncharted and Tomb Raider 00:30:52 - 00:40:04

Matthew Perry Matched with a 19 y/o 00:40:05 - 00:51:48

Drinking as a Teenager 00:51:49 - 01:02:28

Helping Matthew 01:02:29 - 01:03:49 


QUESTIONS!

Video Game Movies? 01:03:49 - 01:15:!2

Do We Mod Games? + Bad Questions 01:15:13 - 01:21:34

Sweeny Never Gets Scared 01:21:35 - 01:34:48

2D vs 3D Animation 01:34:49 - 01:36:33

Motion Capture 01:36:34 - 01:39:54

Bad Features in Great Games 01:39:55 - 01:48:01

God of War + Last of Us Hate Train 01:48:02 - 01:53:41

Our Most Nostalgic Music Tracks 01:53:42 - 02:00:13

Stan Lee's Who Wants to Be a Superhero? 02:00:14 - 02:01:58

Boogie Arrested 02:02:00 - 02:06:08

Credits + Elon Musk on SNL 02:06:09 - END


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CrizzlyBear

"Im really sentimental about dogs dying" -Tom, the guy who laughed at the dog hanging itself, Sweeny

CrizzlyBear

How does Chris think RE4 is scary? It's the least scary RE game including 6. And it's definitely more goofy and silly than 5, Chris punches a boulder in 5 but 4 has Salazar and you gonna run from Crash Bandicoot ass boulders and shit.

Alter-san

Sweeny, melatonin is the chemical the brain produces to make you sleepy when you're tired, there is no way on God's green earth that it doesn't work on you

Anonymous

Gotta be that dude. L A R A croft. Not laura. Gotta agree about the third tomb raider is ASS its "how to turn gaming's most iconic female character into a selfish, unlikable cunt"

preeroz.

Wish the long intro made it into the podcast but nonetheless, elated that the three of you knew of the song I was talking about. Love you three a bunch. Happy to support, team.

Anonymous

Excuse me, but i pay $30 for the cast and i definitely do not have a massive dick. My husband does, though. And for God sakes, it's pronounced Jur-Dee. Maybe if you read my questions, you would know this. You have forced me to change my patreon name to read the pronunciation. It's your fault, chris.

Anonymous

Well, I take a few melatonin medication myself before bed and there were a good amount of times where it didn’t work on me.

Romeo

If Sweeney ever wanna take a look at the mixology side of drinking, you guys should come down to Puerto Rico and I'll take you all VIP into Bacardí. Used to work there and the brand ambassador jr. is still my friend. We can also do some bar-hopping and visit other rum distilleries, like Barrilito (in which I also have a contact) and Don Q. There are some nice beers out here too. Drinking can be something that can be enjoyed in a safe and healthy way, and it's way better like that. So idk, think about it. Come right after the pandie. Puerto Rican night life has a more mature and chill vibe nowadays.

Anonymous

Yo did you know Trisha fucking Paytas was on Who Wants to Be a Superhero? Blew my fuckin mind when I read that. She was Ms Limelight

Anonymous

Lol, yeah, you got me. I'm hung like an elephant. Can't even go out the house. My dick so big, when it gets hard, half of it's in a different zip code than the rest of my body. Well, except for my ass. My ass is so thick, you could set a dinner plate on it. That thang is always in a different zip code.

Anonymous

Paramore is basically why Saints Row had better music than GTA did

Empty Symbol

"MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN..."

Anonymous

In re4, the regeneraters as a kid terrified me so much I still get iry about playing that part.

Anonymous

Hello, Revenant, Gibraltar,and Bangalore, I'm a guy who appreciates cars, not new cars they're dog shit, anyways, do you fellas have a classic car or any older vehicles that genuinely interest you, a dream car that you can see urself driving in retirement, mine is a 1970 torino. The body styles very unique and sharp. Stay ballsy.