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May Question Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2021-05-02 17:26:49
Imported:
2023-06

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The Question thread of the month of May! Don’t diss appoint us! Give us all the juice we require. For I am sad!

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Anonymous

why the new Episodes not going up on spotify anymore?

Anonymous

Hey all, Sticky here. New patron and first ever patreon donator. My question is this, Is COVID-19 Papa John's day of Reckoning, or is there something bigger on the horizon that we don't know about?

Anonymous

heeey first time patron. been thinking about joining for a while, or at least ofr this month. but i immediately had to join to ask....how does sween think submariners survive when they can be underwater for days at a time?

Anonymous

New patron but long time fan here, my question is this: What is the most absurd or ridiculous (or disgusting, dangerous, dumb, etc.) thing you've asked someone else to do for you, and were surprised and shocked that they actually did it?

Anonymous

Hey Nerd, Guy, and the hard R first time asker, recent subscriber, all around long time fan. Also, ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ you "Kingston" Tomithy Sweensty for ruining everytime I eat out my girlfriend with that "burping and slupring bs". Anyways, this is my question: What is the most cringe-inducing moment you had with someone of the opposite sex. the one you think back on and wonder if your whole life was just the follow up to Seinfeld 2 due to the vibe check you just failed? Thank you for answering. Have a terrible day.

Genderbend Chris, Sween and Derrick and make them FUTA

Suggestion: The 15 dollar tier could allow people to give you video and audio recomendations and have you react to it. I know it's an internet content 101 but it could drive some interaction with the community.

Anonymous

Hello Crocodile dun dickhead and his Aboriginal captives, why is life/this planet just so terrible? I mean you always expect it to get worse but the universe likes to keep me on my toes by blowing away my expectations for awful every time some new horrible event happens in my life. I am hanging on by a damn thread and am delving farther back into drug abuse than I'd care to admit. Maybe that's just me. Anonymity is nice at least so I'm not embarrassing myself. Also, on a lighter note; curious if you boys are into any Cryptocurrency at all, I just got into it myself and made money surprisingly quickly. Polygon / MATIC to the moon!

Anonymous

Hello the three wankateers, got a scenario for you. You've all been abducted by the Mexican mafia to find out they have been colluding with aliens and have the ability to perfectly transfer DNA from any animal into one. You all have to chose three animals that you would combine into the ultimate life form and then they would all fight each other, whoever's genetic monstrosity wins doesn't get sex trafficked.

Anonymous

Hello, again, Mini Man, Every Hole's a Goal, and My Dad. I have a Question/ scenario for the lot of ya. First off, have you guys heard of the dolphin pussy jelly that makes you cum SUPER hard (I'm talking about HOUR LONG COOMING)? Second, if you were to have some of this jelly in your possession, would you use it? Thanks for being some funny fuckers. Much love to you all. P.S, Sweeny, you are my father, you know it to be true.

Anonymous

Hey! Have y’all seen Bo Burnham’s new special? If so, what did you think of it?

Anonymous

What is up my chuckle fucks. My question is something that very closly relates to me. What is the worst family name you have ever seen? I got very lucky because my parents named both me and my brother after our grandpas, but I got very lucky, my paternal grandpa's name is Dual Gray [REDACTED]. My dad was almost named that but just got away with Gray for a middle name and he saw how fucking stupid that name was and they named me after his stepdad. After all of that and they still thought Dick was a good alternitive.

buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man to a lifetime.

hi there sex beast, sex machine, and Chris. first time subscribing. so heres the real talk. would you rather have your balls elongate and harden with your dick whenever you get aroused, forming a genital tripod, OR have to squeeze your balls to pump your dick up to get hard like a pair of pump sneakers? P.S: Chris i think youre a sexy beast too but i had to do it for the meme. Id dick you down too if i was gay.