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February Question Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2021-02-08 16:10:03
Imported:
2023-06

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You know the music! Time to dance!

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Anonymous

Hello Insecure Pervert, Goblin King of the My Chemical Romance Rebellion, and Tom “the Tom Sweeney” Sweeney, Would you rather live with a clone of yourself or an alternate reality version of yourself? My thoughts were that an alternate reality version of yourself could lead to some fascinating conversations, while a clone would have pretty much the same thoughts as you, and you might not have anything to talk about.

Anonymous

Hello gentlemen, today I don't have a question, but I would like to give you all some music recommendations. Chris, check out The Romance of Helen Trent by The Killing Tree. The Killing Tree is Tim McIlrath's band before Rise Against. It's basically the more aggressive songs where he's screaming his lungs out (like State of the Union, Gethsemane, etc.) but the music is like hardcore metal, bordering thrash occasionally Sween, check out Every Hero Needs a Villain by Czarface. Czarface is a rap duo with 7L and Esoteric and Wu Tang Clan's Inspectah Deck. Their instrumentals are really close to the classic 90s gangster rap (not that MIDI shit, but real instruments) and they rap about nerdy shit like D&amp;D, comics, Star Wars, etc. Derrick, check out Let Me Bang by DJ Deeon. It's kinda just generic club shit (deep bass, 626s, 'boots-and-cats' beats) but the lyrics are fucking hilarious. Every single song is about fucking and there are an insane amount of absurdly quotable lines. It sounds like it could be similar to that sex song you wrote for your one band back in the day

Anonymous

Hello mellow fellows. I'm new to the Patreon and to Patreon in general. This is the first time I've given money to content creators and I found you three worthy. Anyway I've heard Chris and some of my friends talk about Rage Against the Machine a lot but completely ignored it as I didn't think I'd like it. However I was listening to Run the Jewels and heard Zack de la Rocha rap on a song called Kill Your Masters and thought "this guy's pretty good, I wonder if he makes music on his own" and long story short I've been binging all of Rage Against the Machine's albums for weeks. My question is this: Have you ever dismissed any piece of media (music, game, etc) because you thought you'd dislike it, only to accidentally discover it and fall in love with it later? Thanks for the great content and keep up the good work.

Anonymous

Hello to the three demented men I listen to while stacking boxes at Amazon, long time viewer, first ever Patreon and I’d like to say how disheartening/frustrating it is to hear you guys rag on anime as a whole when the majority of your examples are DBZ, and Nautro tards when that’s unfair to the medium as a whole. To say they elevate beyond anime but then use them as an example of anime cringe doesn’t make sense to me because to the rest of the larger anime fan base those two fan bases are a different breed, especially DBZ. They often are the gateway for tons of people but a large portion of the fans never leave that fucking gateway and scribble all over it a million times over. Since Derek started Attack on Titan maybe look into finishing that since it’s ending this year with the potential to be a modern classic and the only other recommendation I’m comfortable giving at the moment is Beastars since it’s on Netflix and June made a positive bit out of it.

Anonymous

What crimes would you guys commit for a Klondike bar? Or if you're Chris, a Snapple in a glass bottle?

Anonymous

Hey infinite sex drive, edgy miles morales, and depressed dwarf. Hearing about you guys talk about mass effect and it made me want to go back and play through those games again. I want to thank you for making play these games again and making me realize how terrible they are. The combat is repetitive third person schlock and the choices don't seem to matter that much in the end. Liara in 3 will fill in for any character that could get killed in 2, so the whole "any character could die if you make the wrong choices" thing in 2 is rendered moot. There are no real hard choices, just either be a wince-worthy nice guy or be space hitler and you're good. Has there ever been a game you were fond of from your younger days but don't like so much as an adult?

Anonymous
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Damn dude, I'm sorry you have to work at an Amazon warehouse. Sending my thoughts and prayers to you rn

Avici Monday left me strokin’,Tuesday I was through with gropin’,Wednesday my aching balls were broken,Thursday waiting for cum

What is up my little baby boys, I have a simple one for you. Would you rather do a rail of cocaine off of a hobos dirty dick, or have a hobo suck cocaine off of your cock? Keep in mind the hobo is a legit dirt goblin, a veteran of the streets, and not just someone down on their luck, so you know their genitals are just teeming with shit. Here's the kicker, though, the cocaine has been cut with shit so you're immediately addicted and the only way to get more is to snort it off of the hobo's sweaty sauteed smegma penis. If the hobo suck the cocaine from your penis you have the best climax of your life, magnitudes better than you've ever had, and it essentially ruins sex forever because nothing could compare to the hobo slurping your nob. You can't kill yourself before or after, you have to do one and live with the concequences.

Anonymous

Hey oreo trio I've been listening since 00 and just joined this god forsaken place, just wanted to ask what's your favorite part of history, my favorite is the wild west and the frontier have a good one cheers

Anonymous

Hello my favorite group of internet degenerates. I need you all to answer the age old YMH question since I know Derrick is a mommy. Would you rather jack your uncle off on a ferris wheel at a country fair, afterwards he will buy you the best funnel cake of your life, or would you rather be retarded?

Anonymous

Hello Tankies what is the most fucked up painting from history you’ve ever seen. Saturn devours his son by Goya is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen

Who Keeps Sucking All Of My Yaks Dry

What the actual fuck is up, my fellow inbreeds? You have successfully taken my 15 doll hairs and now, in return, I would like to ask the following question: If the three of you took Viagra together and watched hours of gay porn together, who would get a boner first?

Anonymous

Hi Snark tank members I have a question I think you could chew on for a bit: which would you rather commit, a war crime or a hate crime? Please answer honestly.