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November: Official Question Thread! (Patreon)

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2020-11-01 20:29:41
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2023-06

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Avici Monday left me strokin’,Tuesday I was through with gropin’,Wednesday my aching balls were broken,Thursday waiting for cum

Why hello there my precious little kittens, daddy’s here to ask another question since my last one was a little too specific and it would’ve left out Derrick. After all, I’d hate for one of my babies to loose out from suckling at the supple teat of my endlessly intriguing question. Fuck, marry, kill. Sargon, Paul Joseph Watson, and NoBullShit Or, alternatively, you have to pick one to defend you against the others as the others try to kill you. Sweeny, you can’t kill yourself in either scenario.

Anonymous

HEY THERE, SOME BLACK VOID where his heart used to be, SIR CHRISTOPHER the wielding ego ray gun, and TOM BREAKER of knee caps and ALL that is not human. The alien invasion that you guys eluded to at the end of the year most likely won’t happen, but I would highly consider hosting an art competition for the end of 2020? I have no doubt you guys have fans with exceptional talent. Would be so cool to see such destructive and vulgar art of you guys facing the end of the world. Love the show and love you boys! Happy December and PRAY that Sweeney doesn’t awaken his magic weenie and begin the alien invasion quest line.

Anonymous

Hey Puerto Rican Wario with the npass Puerto Rican Luigi and Black Mario . Have any of you met doppelgängers of yourselves and if so did you take the appropriate action and kill them before they took your place.

Anonymous

Praise helix brothers. Whats the worst thing thats happened to you, but turned out to be beneficial in the end. For example, my answer would be when I got deathly ill for 6 days, but it wound up beneficial since I never left my apartment to have a smoke and inadvertently got the kick start I needed to quit for good.

Anonymous

Hey Fragile Skeleton, Bussy Master, and Unhinged Psychopath. I wanted to ask if you were forced to cosplay as any fictional character for 1 month straight who would it be. P.S. You can't pick 'Shot Uncle Ben' or 'Head Bashed In Joel.'

Anonymous

Greetings Keith David’s golden boys! I recently went down some weird rabbit holes on the internet and I was wondering, what are some of your favorite conspiracy theories, whether you actually believe them or not. One of my favorites is how Kurt Cobain faked his death and became Rivers Cuomo from the band Weezer, it’s obviously complete bullshit, but still kinda fun to research this kind of stuff. They could be about politics, celebrities or whatever the hell else. I would love to hear you guys talk/argue about this sort of stuff in your signature comedic fashion.

Anonymous

Hey there one of the monsters from the descent, a golem made from the nword written on a gamestop receipt, and xXx_pu55yd3str0yer69_xXx. I've been listening back since the first episode when Chris decided to give up on the podcast for about a year but now thanks to my government giving me money for the world being on fire, I can finally afford to throw a few shekels your way. Anyway, my question is this. Imagine a rich stranger offers to pay for you to travel to somewhere in the world, on all expenses paid 5 star trip. They would pay the cost of everything you did for as long as you wanted to stay. Where would they have to offer to send you, in order for you to refuse? For example, if someone offered to send me to Chelsea I would refuse because the accent would make me want to claw my eyes out.

Anonymous

Hello, Scott the Woz, Luigi Judah, and Mr. Blackm...oh my God! Derrick, breaking news, Dr. Drew reported dead in Miami this morning. First time Patron here, literally made an account just for you boys. I wanted to show some support as I've been a fan of Chris since like 2015 but only just came around on the Podcast around late August. It's helped me through a really tough time and I'm now a huge fan of the three of you collectively and individually. I really do hope and wish you guys continue to thrive and reach new heights. Big love. My question has to do with last night's fight. Not Mike Tyson or whatever no the real one with Jake fucking Paul. Holy shit that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It brings me such animal joy knowing that Nate Robinson will have to spend the rest of his life known as the dude who got laid the fuck out by Disney Channel Flow Kid. This is my new favorite form of live entertainment: YouTubers knocking the shit out of accomplished athletes. What YouTuber v athlete match up would you three really love to see play out like Jake Paul's? I for one would give just about anything to watch PewDiePie rock LeBron James in the ring, of course with Snoop's commentary. Once again, keep up the greatness and much love.

Anonymous

Hello Crippling Fragility, Perverted Sex Fiend, and Tiny Ape Brain. First time being able to become a patron since a lost my job at the start of the start of the world ending, and I wanted to ask if you could have any plasmid/vigor from the Bioshock series which one would you choose? I would pick Telekinesis since I just like the idea of being able to pick things up with my mind. Much love and keep up the great content you sacks of human waste!

Anonymous

Hey there you three (No Wacky Nicknames from this dude) Heres your hypothetical: You are locked in on a playground with an endless stream of 5-Year olds incoming, horde mode style how many of them would you be able to beat before succumbing to your demise. Rulseset: - the 5 year olds are out for blood and will only stop if severely incapacitated or dead - the 5 year olds have no formal fight training and are unarmed, but they will use scratching and biting - the playground is a circle with a diameter of approximately 100 ft, and you can not leave it - there are no weapons but standard playground equipment (a Jungle Gym, a 2-swing swingset, a wooden playhouse and a slide . the playgrounds floor is regular sandbox sand) may be used to attack. - the 5 year olds come in waves of 10 at once with wave size increasing by 1 every 5 waves. a new wave comes in every 20 minutes Good luck

Anonymous

Greetings giver of steroids to gorillas, destroyer of worlds, and the man who will outlive us all in the apocalypse. I want to know what was the worst thing to happen to you during the Christmas season. One time I got into a car crash because a guy dressed as Santa was jay walking and my dumbass friend swerved out of the way.

AllHandsOnDick

Hey hey hey Snark babys, how are you all doing this fine December evening, and can you believe its already December, with the ever encroaching end of this God forsaken year, I have one thing on my mind, Star Wars. And how terrible the movies have been lately. But its not all bad, there have been some shiny nuggets in the pile recently, and I want to know what your personal favorite piece of recemt Star Wars media had been lately. Me personally it was Jedi Fallen Order, that game renewed my faith in star wars games and their future. Have a lovely evening you shit sacks