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Snowflake and Safespace - The Snark Tank Podcast #15 (Patreon)

Published:
2020-03-23 21:20:05
Imported:
2022-05

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Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing are out to save us from the unyielding contagion! Why is the Gamecube controller the worst controller? Why did Marvel just make the worst superheroes ever imaginable? The best movie licensed games? Will humans fly off the Earth if it abruptly stops spinning? Two non scientists weigh in! What are our most plausible conspiracy theories? Why does Chris like fevers? Would we fuck pokemon? I hate this.

All this and more on the most ignorant episode of the podcast yet.

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Anonymous

Here's a link to a paper a NASA scientist wrote on the subject. https://image.gsfc.nasa.gov/poetry/ask/q1168.html

Anonymous

Chris is dead ass arguing that the GameCube controller sucks because if you try to play ps2 games or Xbox games it wouldn't play right, am I insane for thinking that's belligerent retardation because no shit, it was made for a completely different system has the lack of snapple degraded you're fuckin brain cells

Anonymous

Bethesda is still holding my account hostage so it’s been over 4 days since launch and haven’t been able to touch Doom Eternal

Chase Blauvelt

Get Fantano, Get YMS, Get Act Man, etc. etc. etc.

Anonymous

Dudes... Earth talk is making me consider to stop supporting the podcast. The Earth is flat. It doesn't rotate On a side note... A plane suddenly stop is called a crash

My piss is thick like a gas-station slushy and lilly chugs it

When your driving in a car at a constant velocity of 60 mph and feel completely at rest in your car. That is due to newtons laws of motion. When your car crashes or comes to a complete stop in some sort of crach, the car experiences a change in inertia, and poor soul that drives the car continues to move in the same direction and at the same speed of 60mph untill they meet their doom. Everyone who is on earth is moving through space at the same speed as the earth. If earth were to suddenly stop, the people would be continue to move in the direction the earth was going in that instant. Gravity would affect their velocity depending on their position, possibly resisting their screaming voyage into space, or merely adding to the crushing force of being shoved into the earth.

My piss is thick like a gas-station slushy and lilly chugs it

If we're talking about the earth suddenly stoping its rotation, rather than its revoliton, than a person will continue to move in the same direction that the earth was rotating and at the same speed of earths fucking rotation. Note: people at the actual axis would spin awfully fast

Anonymous

I've had several problems with the main podcast feed. Usually I wait until the EP comes out on the main line to listen. But every once and a while it's only about half an hour long, instead of two. This episode on my main podcast app was half an hour. I don't know if it's something wrong with my app (Pocket Casts) but this problem has only occurred with this show. Just thought I'd bring it to someone's attention. Thankfully I can get the full thing through this patreon feed 😘

The Snark Tank
>>34265971

Weird. Everything seems to work on iTunes and Spotify. And the early iTunes feed isn’t a half hour. I have no idea

Anonymous
>>34265971

It could definitely just be some strange thing with my app. But it happened a month or 2 ago as well. It'll just start in the middle of the episode. The bright side is that I have the patreon. So if it's just my app, then it's all good. Just wanted to make sure it wasn't a problem anywhere else

Anonymous

Listening to you guys talk about the rotating earth bit makes my frontal lobe turn into a mulch like sludge

Anonymous

Chris... you mentioned a spongebob game based on movies when talking about licensed games, were you thinking of lights, camera, pants?

Anonymous

Derrick brings up ghost story