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Hey, guys! Normally, we record on Sundays and post on Mondays, but the global panic around COVID-19 is derailing a lot of plans. This weeks episode will go live on Tuesday instead because of this. Apologies for the delay. Derrick won’t be joining us either because he’s not feeling well. Feel free to ask any normal podcast questions or comments under this thread in place of a dedicated comments thread. Questions will also be open to all patrons this week, not just audience participation. We figure that’d be a nice way to make up for the delay.

We wanted to have the video podcast up and running by now but expensive purchases like cameras seem unwise when money could more intelligently be used for supplies during this tumultuous time. Apologies for the hold up on that as well.

On a good note though, progress on merch is coming along fairly nicely so if you wanna grab yourself some Snark Tank shirts, we’ve got some cool designs in the pipeline. Assuming society doesn’t actually crumble, we think you’ll like them.

See you soon.

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Anonymous

Hello you decrepit beings, hope Derrick's not starting his own plague and wish him the best. A lighthearted question for the times, do you have any favorite or go-to insults when playing multiplayer games? The kind of shit that just makes people regret their day. Hope you're doing well

Anonymous

Could y’all comment on the situation with Duncan Lemp? He was murdered in his sleep by the police the other day

Anonymous

Why did my parents get divorced?

Anonymous

Hey jolly Sween giant and macroeconomics personified, what do you think about the abundance of toilet paper in my mom's garage? And the total absence of it in most people's homes? How does it feel to quiver in fear at the mere thought of loosening your bowls for a single second because you might shit yourself and have mommy call you a bad, bad boy and hose you down in the rigid cold as you wonder where your God has gone? also what's your favorite type of pasta? mines rigatoni.

Anonymous

Question for the whole sideshow, what would be your last meal on this earth, it can be anything even something as vague as “moms cooking”

Alvin Banaag

Releasing on Tuesday! This man about to end Colin’s career

Julius Caesar Has Jungle Fever

Question: Real talk, how do all of you deal with anxiety? I’ve been suffering a long time and wondering what you do to combat it.

Anonymous

Question : Mr Covid-19 turns the world into a zombie hellscape. You are able to flee to a lone mountain to be safe for ever, but on your way you only have time to bring one game with you, and wont have any internet. What game would you bring to play for the rest of your life?

Anonymous

Saving my question for when all 3 of you are together, Derrick get better and in the meantime Sweeny please don’t rearrange Chris’s bones at least for this episode

Anonymous

How do you feel about stylized videogames? I.e. the new borderlands

Anonymous

Question: What do you guys think about Destiny 2’s current state?