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becca

greetings three wise men! if the snark tank was gifted a super bowl ad slot for free (for a max of 1 minute long) what would you put in the ad?

gay

I'm good.

The Nightman

What is up my goofy goobers, who's the strongest fictional character you think you could beat in a fist fight? I'd say for me it would be close but I could probably beat Caillou's dad

Distraught DM

Hello long time listener first time homeless person. My question is if you could put six problematic celebrities or media pundits in a death battle who would it be?

Where’s The Water

wassup charcoal onyx and spic, i’ve recently started trade school and my teacher was telling me about potential injuries on the job such as losing my fingers or metal rods impaling me. at what point did i majorly fuck up? bonus question, what was the most dangerous situation your job has put you through?

High Fructose Cum Syrup

Why are Kingston's opinions, like his hairline, all over the place?

Spank Sinatra and Bing Cumsby

Howdy guys. On one of the latest episodes, you guys talked about the Pop Tart movie. So, I was wondering, if you could turn any of your bits from the show into a movie, which one would it be? Who would star in it? Better yet, who would direct it? Would it be connected to the SCU (Snark Cinematic Universe)? Stay Snarky!

Stratman

Sweeny, my beloved. Dungeons and Dragons, who would you wish to dm you and the two bards? Ty all so much for the episodes, and I will bag a scumbag hoodie asap. I have the perfect thigh highs to match.

Triple Threat Last Man Standing Match Feat. The Benoit Family

Someone is holding a gun to everyone of your family members heads and the only way to get them to put it down is to suck dick until completion and swallow. You’re allowed to pick who the dick is attached to… who you pickin?(must be a male)

dead again

Do that Thang be thangin'??

The 3 terabytes of Porn on Chris’ old MacBook

Hello jimmy rings, Black Santa, and Derrick the gay. Just posting this because I’ve been listening to you guys since the beginning of the pandemic. I’ve had a long road and a lot of changes in my life since. Lots of ups and downs. Thank you guys for providing the laughs throughout. By the way, I used my last $5 for this. Can’t wait to hear this from my cardboard box!

Escamvic

I got a hypothetical, if you and your co-hosts are in an apocalyptic wasteland and you have no food, who would you all eat first among each other?

ManOfAction

Hey boys, I'm back! Cool hypothetical here. Imagine you are jerking off to STRAIGHT porn, and just when the guy is about to cum, he runs up to the camera and Jizzes through the screen, onto you. What would you do next?

Emmet Daly

Well there Lads, What aspects of a trilogy of games would you merge together to make the series better as a whole. E.g the customisation and combat of fallout 4 in new Vegas. Or matriarch Benezias rockin tits in all 3 mass effect games

2 cheers to my bestie for coming out of the closet! Hip hip.. You're gay!! Hip Hip..You're gay!! (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello Funny, Creative, and Derrick! The other day I convinced my friend (26) that the second hump on a camel is actually where they store their piss. 😂 I would have let her leave that day believing that, but then I remembered you chastising the other guy for letting a lie like that go on, and so I told her I was joking a minute later. So I just wanted to let you guys know that you are really making a difference in the world haha
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello Funny, Creative, and Derrick! The other day I convinced my friend (26) that the second hump on a camel is actually where they store their piss. 😂 I would have let her leave that day believing that, but then I remembered you chastising the other guy for letting a lie like that go on, and so I told her I was joking a minute later. So I just wanted to let you guys know that you are really making a difference in the world haha
2024-05-01 18:12:33 Hello Funny, Creative, and Derrick! The other day I convinced my friend (26) that the second hump on a camel is actually where they store their piss. 😂 I would have let her leave that day believing that, but then I remembered you chastising the other guy for letting a lie like that go on, and so I told her I was joking a minute later. So I just wanted to let you guys know that you are really making a difference in the world haha

Hello Funny, Creative, and Derrick! The other day I convinced my friend (26) that the second hump on a camel is actually where they store their piss. 😂 I would have let her leave that day believing that, but then I remembered you chastising the other guy for letting a lie like that go on, and so I told her I was joking a minute later. So I just wanted to let you guys know that you are really making a difference in the world haha

UpsideDownViking

Hello the three dusketeers. What’s gayer: indifferently sucking a man’s cock, or passionately making out with him?

kendrick raped drake, not the nickelodeon one. (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey mommy, daddy, and creepy uncle, In light of the fallout show reviving the games, it also revived the most annoying Fandom I'm a part of, fallout new vegas fans. What are some annoying Fandoms that you guys are apart of?
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey mommy, daddy, and creepy uncle, In light of the fallout show reviving the games, it also revived the most annoying Fandom I'm a part of, fallout new vegas fans. What are some annoying Fandoms that you guys are apart of?
2024-05-01 18:13:13 Hey mommy, daddy, and creepy uncle, In light of the fallout show reviving the games, it also revived the most annoying Fandom I'm a part of, fallout new vegas fans. What are some annoying Fandoms that you guys are apart of?

Hey mommy, daddy, and creepy uncle, In light of the fallout show reviving the games, it also revived the most annoying Fandom I'm a part of, fallout new vegas fans. What are some annoying Fandoms that you guys are apart of?

BigUglyJordan

Dear Simba, Mufasa, and Rafiki- if the Snark Tank was to be made into a Broadway Musical, what would your character-introduction songs be about?

Wolf Haley

Hey Ed edd and fuckhead, how can we expect the show to change once it's setup in person? Any physical assault or more or less the same bs? Have a good one

Groggy

What up nerds, I have a simple question. If the Snark Tank went on tour, which places would you guys like to go to?

Gay Jonah Gaymeson, Chief Editor of the Gayly Bugle

Not a question, but I'm begging y'all to look up "I said try the pork" on YouTube and click on the 7:50 timestamp. It's from one of those Dharr Man clones that try to teach basic life lessons about being kind, but this segment plays like a 2009 Smosh fever dream. Anyhow keep up the good shit, lads.

Almost $50k in debt

Sup big booty bitches. If you could make a category for Family Feud(or other game show), what would it be?

Sweet Delicious Gluten, HFCS, and GMO Free Pussy (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey Crap, Crap and Mega Crap, question for Sweenard, What do you think about the current Ultimate Spiderman run so far?
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey Crap, Crap and Mega Crap, question for Sweenard, What do you think about the current Ultimate Spiderman run so far?
2024-05-01 18:15:36 Hey Crap, Crap and Mega Crap, question for Sweenard, What do you think about the current Ultimate Spiderman run so far?

Hey Crap, Crap and Mega Crap, question for Sweenard, What do you think about the current Ultimate Spiderman run so far?

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Greetings Shart Tank crew. Who between the three of you would win in a free for all. You get 1 weapon each, but a gun isn’t an option, and it’s fought in a UFC octagon. Have a great day bozos

Legriticus Cornbread (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 When are the Snark Tank licensed cum rags coming out?
2024-05-04 19:12:41 When are the Snark Tank licensed cum rags coming out?
2024-05-01 18:16:06 When are the Snark Tank licensed cum rags coming out?

When are the Snark Tank licensed cum rags coming out?

kendrick raped drake, not the nickelodeon one. (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Either they'll eat Sweeny or Sweeny will eat both of them.
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Either they'll eat Sweeny or Sweeny will eat both of them.
2024-05-01 18:16:48 Either they'll eat Sweeny or Sweeny will eat both of them.

Either they'll eat Sweeny or Sweeny will eat both of them.

Gay Green Day be like, Well maybe im the faggot america

What's up color and size gradient. As your only nonbinary listener, you may not know is part of our culture to have wierd ass names. My question is, what name would you choose for yourself or your kid if you didnt have to follow traditional naming conventions?

Mikesapien (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Greetings, Lucy, Max, and Cooper! With everyone talking about Fallout, have any of you felt like revisiting Fallout 3, New Vegas, or Fallout 4? If so, I highly recommend modding 3 and NV to remove the level cap. This makes 3 and NV far more rewarding for long playthroughs.
2024-05-01 18:17:33 Greetings, Tiger Snark, Hammerhead Snark, and Mako Snark. Got a scenario for you. Elon selects the first 100 colonists for Mars and somehow all three of you are chosen with no way to opt-out. You will never return to Earth, but you will build the first city on Mars. The other 97 colonists are a mixture of scientists from a variety of countries and backgrounds, with 47 males and 50 females. What role do each of you learn? Geology? Botany? Medicine? Rover maintenance?

Greetings, Tiger Snark, Hammerhead Snark, and Mako Snark. Got a scenario for you. Elon selects the first 100 colonists for Mars and somehow all three of you are chosen with no way to opt-out. You will never return to Earth, but you will build the first city on Mars. The other 97 colonists are a mixture of scientists from a variety of countries and backgrounds, with 47 males and 50 females. What role do each of you learn? Geology? Botany? Medicine? Rover maintenance?

PechenegXVII (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 What's up retina infected imp, over sized imp and horny imp what would happen if one day you wake up and your dick fell off, like just fell off and now you have to get a new dick at dick r' us would you change ur dick or just go back to the same dick
2024-05-04 19:12:41 What's up retina infected imp, over sized imp and horny imp what would happen if one day you wake up and your dick fell off, like just fell off and now you have to get a new dick at dick r' us would you change ur dick or just go back to the same dick
2024-05-01 18:18:20 What's up retina infected imp, over sized imp and horny imp what would happen if one day you wake up and your dick fell off, like just fell off and now you have to get a new dick at dick r' us would you change ur dick or just go back to the same dick

What's up retina infected imp, over sized imp and horny imp what would happen if one day you wake up and your dick fell off, like just fell off and now you have to get a new dick at dick r' us would you change ur dick or just go back to the same dick

Pizza Time (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 How would you mentally deal with knowing that you, as a person, are a pathetic, disgusting creature that most people would detest and condemn if they knew the full truth about who you are and what you’ve done? Asking for a friend.
2024-05-04 19:12:41 How would you mentally deal with knowing that you, as a person, are a pathetic, disgusting creature that most people would detest and condemn if they knew the full truth about who you are and what you’ve done? Asking for a friend.
2024-05-01 18:18:50 How would you mentally deal with knowing that you, as a person, are a pathetic, disgusting creature that most people would detest and condemn if they knew the full truth about who you are and what you’ve done? Asking for a friend.

How would you mentally deal with knowing that you, as a person, are a pathetic, disgusting creature that most people would detest and condemn if they knew the full truth about who you are and what you’ve done? Asking for a friend.

Sonic and the secret cock rings (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello League of Villains, May means mothers day so my question comes loosely from that. What is the most out of pocket thing your parent has said to you. I was questioning my sexuality in highschool, so when i asked my mom how would she feel about me dating a guy she responded with "Consider having family first". I will never forget my mom basically telling me try some pussy first
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello League of Villains, May means mothers day so my question comes loosely from that. What is the most out of pocket thing your parent has said to you. I was questioning my sexuality in highschool, so when i asked my mom how would she feel about me dating a guy she responded with "Consider having family first". I will never forget my mom basically telling me try some pussy first
2024-05-01 18:20:01 Hello League of Villains, May means mothers day so my question comes loosely from that. What is the most out of pocket thing your parent has said to you. I was questioning my sexuality in highschool, so when i asked my mom how would she feel about me dating a guy she responded with "Consider having family first". I will never forget my mom basically telling me try some pussy first

Hello League of Villains, May means mothers day so my question comes loosely from that. What is the most out of pocket thing your parent has said to you. I was questioning my sexuality in highschool, so when i asked my mom how would she feel about me dating a guy she responded with "Consider having family first". I will never forget my mom basically telling me try some pussy first

Sween's Clapped Cheeks (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Greetings generals of the homeless army. In honor of the merch if you each could make 1 ridiculous item what would it be? Price, stupidity, or anything that would make the product infeasible doesn't matter. Ex. A pre-workout called "Lily's Favorite Piss"
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Greetings generals of the homeless army. In honor of the merch if you each could make 1 ridiculous item what would it be? Price, stupidity, or anything that would make the product infeasible doesn't matter. Ex. A pre-workout called "Lily's Favorite Piss"
2024-05-01 18:20:08 Greetings generals of the homeless army. In honor of the merch if you each could make 1 ridiculous item what would it be? Price, stupidity, or anything that would make the product infeasible doesn't matter. Ex. A pre-workout called "Lily's Favorite Piss"

Greetings generals of the homeless army. In honor of the merch if you each could make 1 ridiculous item what would it be? Price, stupidity, or anything that would make the product infeasible doesn't matter. Ex. A pre-workout called "Lily's Favorite Piss"

Logan Fisher

Hey D'Lo Brown, Mark Henry, and Jim Cornette. Derrick, did you watch Wrestlemania? And if so, what was your favorite match?

Ciphergraph

Howdy Smart Feller and the Fart Smellers! Been a listener for years, and a patron for a few months, thanks for the smiles. What is the best and worst smells you’ve experienced? For me it’s the smell of rain, and then the worst is an overfilled outhouse in the middle of the woods in the 100 degree summer.

TheQuartermaster

What’s good Nerd Rage, Lead Belly and Lady Killer. With the Fallout TV show reminding me how much the games influenced my taste in music at a young age I gotta ask. Did any piece of media introduce/influence you to a certain genre of music and if so how severely?

Saddest Substance (ok it MIGHT be cum)

Hello Piss1, Piss2 and PissPrime, hope you're all doing alright. My question goes as follows: You've somehow upset a spirit or witch of some kind, and thus you are cursed to grant fully fledged, human-level sentience to the next 3 inanimate objects you touch with your hands. What would you touch? What would you go out of your way to not touch? Thanks for the show gaywads.

I have a separate patreon account for the Snark tank (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey you little, XL and XXL. Started at episode 60 and your bullshit has been wonderful. I almost died choking on an Arby’s fry when you were talking about the Smash Mouth artist dying. But my question is what is your opinion on Destiny the guy is he an asshole or a grifter?
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey you little, XL and XXL. Started at episode 60 and your bullshit has been wonderful. I almost died choking on an Arby’s fry when you were talking about the Smash Mouth artist dying. But my question is what is your opinion on Destiny the guy is he an asshole or a grifter?
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey you little, XL and XXL. Started at episode 60 and your bullshit has been wonderful. I almost died choking on an Arby’s fry when you were talking about the Smash Mouth artist dying. But my question is what is your opinion on Destiny the guy is he an asshole or a grifter?
2024-05-01 18:24:22 Hey you little, XL and XXL. Started at episode 60 and your bullshit has been wonderful. I almost died choking on an Arby’s fry when you were talking about the Smash Mouth artist dying. But my question is what is your opinion on Destiny the guy is he an asshole or a grifter?

Hey you little, XL and XXL. Started at episode 60 and your bullshit has been wonderful. I almost died choking on an Arby’s fry when you were talking about the Smash Mouth artist dying. But my question is what is your opinion on Destiny the guy is he an asshole or a grifter?

SomeVodkaBottle

Hello you chimera of bad takes. What would you uninvent to never be invented again? Guns? viagra? aspirin? alcohol? amoxicillin? Stuff related to it would still exist. Like gunpowder and it's uses would still exist just by divine force you cannot even conceive if building a gun.

Stacy's Dad is So Gay and it's Rad! (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Sup crinkler, piss consumer, and booty gobbler. My friends and I went to see the raimi trilogy in theaters these past 3 weeks and it was an incredible experience, but it brought up a pet peeve of mine. Why the hell do people clap at the end of movies? It's not a play the actors can't hear it you malnourished, Forrest Gump intellect ass troglodytes! So anyway do you have any public pet peeves?
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Sup crinkler, piss consumer, and booty gobbler. My friends and I went to see the raimi trilogy in theaters these past 3 weeks and it was an incredible experience, but it brought up a pet peeve of mine. Why the hell do people clap at the end of movies? It's not a play the actors can't hear it you malnourished, Forrest Gump intellect ass troglodytes! So anyway do you have any public pet peeves?
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Sup crinkler, piss consumer, and booty gobbler. My friends and I went to see the raimi trilogy in theaters these past 3 weeks and it was an incredible experience, but it brought up a pet peeve of mine. Why the hell do people clap at the end of movies? It's not a play the actors can't hear it you malnourished, Forrest Gump intellect ass troglodytes! So anyway do you have any public pet peeves?
2024-05-01 18:25:26 Sup crinkler, piss consumer, and booty gobbler. My friends and I went to see the raimi trilogy in theaters these past 3 weeks and it was an incredible experience, but it brought up a pet peeve of mine. Why the hell do people clap at the end of movies? It's not a play the actors can't hear it you malnourished, Forrest Gump intellect ass troglodytes! So anyway do you have any public pet peeves?

Sup crinkler, piss consumer, and booty gobbler. My friends and I went to see the raimi trilogy in theaters these past 3 weeks and it was an incredible experience, but it brought up a pet peeve of mine. Why the hell do people clap at the end of movies? It's not a play the actors can't hear it you malnourished, Forrest Gump intellect ass troglodytes! So anyway do you have any public pet peeves?

Colandros sucks toes

What's up Gay, Gayer, and Gayest: You have to choose between banging Arbiter or Spawn. Who you fucking?

Gay Square Hammer be like You cum on me and coat me in your slime (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Derrick are you gonna go see the Ghost(band)movie?
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Derrick are you gonna go see the Ghost(band)movie?
2024-05-01 18:27:19 Derrick are you gonna go see the Ghost(band)movie?

Derrick are you gonna go see the Ghost(band)movie?

Carpeted Microwave

Good Day Gentlemen, could you fart so hard your balls explode?

BloodCzar

Hey fat,fatter and fattest. If you could pass any law, realistic or not, what would it be? I'd make it so if a company writes off a movie for taxes, they have to release it to the public domain. Stay fucking stupid

Imagine Dragons official

Whats up my housed overlords. Long-time listener and new homeless man. Question for you guys. If you could take one modern food item back to a Victorian peasant child and feed it to them with the goal to absolutely destroy their intestines, what would you bring to them? P.S. Thank you guys for bringing me endless laughs on my way to and from work to support my newly homeless wife and newborn.

Pinocchio but when he lies his organs grow

What's good, big fellas? What's the best video you've ever seen of someone's life being suddenly turned upside down? I personally enjoy videos of people who film their partners after discovering them cheating because I'm a devious man.

Pinocchio but when he lies his organs grow

Snark men. You discover Sween is hiding a form of lycanthropy (werewolf disease) from you. Which animal would it least surprise you to discover he becomes at night?

guy with Average sized penis

Hello talented funny man talented funny black man and sweeny, if you had to chose between having sex with a donkey but no one ever finds out or not having sex with a donkey but everyone you know thinks you did, wich would you chose

You guys talk about fighting wolves. Meanwhile I want to throat train Blaidd from Elden Ring. Wanna kiss his red rocket. (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello OMG, WTF, and ADHD, If you could successfully impersonate one person on Twitter without get in any legal trouble, who would you choose and why? Thanks for making my life exactly 0.7% more enjoyable.
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello OMG, WTF, and ADHD, If you could successfully impersonate one person on Twitter without get in any legal trouble, who would you choose and why? Thanks for making my life exactly 0.7% more enjoyable.
2024-05-01 18:41:12 Hello OMG, WTF, and ADHD, If you could successfully impersonate one person on Twitter without get in any legal trouble, who would you choose and why? Thanks for making my life exactly 0.7% more enjoyable.

Hello OMG, WTF, and ADHD, If you could successfully impersonate one person on Twitter without get in any legal trouble, who would you choose and why? Thanks for making my life exactly 0.7% more enjoyable.

Brandy Hutsell

Howdy Music Guy, Musical Guy, and Music to my ears Guy. Question for Sweeney and Chris, how do you feel about the original Spiderman 2099 run?

Beeezie

Hey Certified Freak, Wet Ass and P Word. If you had to completely erase the existence, memory and contribution of any single human being across all of human history, who would it be? I'd personally erase Aubrey Graham because fuck that nigga

Gay-Z and Cock-a-fella (these are real nas lines)

Hey guys not a question. I just wanted you guys to know Keith David is gonna be at my Mississippi comic con along with Steve downs. Wonder if I can get him to shout you guys out lol.

The Bren Word

Hello Chris, thing 1 and thing 2. with all the talk of Lily‘s love for guzzling warm piss my question is this: If you could choose one thing generally frowned upon by society as a whole, what would it be? e.g. busting on midgets in public. Also yes I stole my name idea from this show.

certified clit burping piss drinker

Hey boyos, In a duel to the death who would win, Lily and kingstons grandma with 2 baseball bats as a team vs Chris’ vc killing dad with a toothbrush shank

Hunter Du Bois-Out of spells, not shells (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 HARK TRIO OF TOMFOOLERY! In a second civil war which states team up and which team wins? My money is on whoever claims the rocky mountains, they're just too defendable.
2024-05-04 19:12:41 HARK TRIO OF TOMFOOLERY! In a second civil war which states team up and which team wins? My money is on whoever claims the rocky mountains, they're just too defendable.
2024-05-01 18:52:00 HARK TRIO OF TOMFOOLERY! In a second civil war which states team up and which team wins? My money is on whoever claims the rocky mountains, they're just too defendable.

HARK TRIO OF TOMFOOLERY! In a second civil war which states team up and which team wins? My money is on whoever claims the rocky mountains, they're just too defendable.

Questionable

Hello snarks if you suddenly became the US president which Country would you invade?

I molested 23 vietnamese boys and all i got was this lousy t-shirt (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey there Cum Ray Gun, K Kingston Kameson, and Derrick "SomeAfricanAmericanChap" Have you had any surprisingly unpleasant interactions with other creators? Anyone who seemed like a nice guy but turned out to be a total prick/twat/cunt/douche after you talked to them? Also if you don't answer this question you're gay
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey there Cum Ray Gun, K Kingston Kameson, and Derrick "SomeAfricanAmericanChap" Have you had any surprisingly unpleasant interactions with other creators? Anyone who seemed like a nice guy but turned out to be a total prick/twat/cunt/douche after you talked to them? Also if you don't answer this question you're gay
2024-05-01 18:53:47 Hey there Cum Ray Gun, K Kingston Kameson, and Derrick "SomeAfricanAmericanChap" Have you had any surprisingly unpleasant interactions with other creators? Anyone who seemed like a nice guy but turned out to be a total prick/twat/cunt/douche after you talked to them? Also if you don't answer this question you're gay

Hey there Cum Ray Gun, K Kingston Kameson, and Derrick "SomeAfricanAmericanChap" Have you had any surprisingly unpleasant interactions with other creators? Anyone who seemed like a nice guy but turned out to be a total prick/twat/cunt/douche after you talked to them? Also if you don't answer this question you're gay

Darth Dumbass

Hello you beautiful fucks. If you could invent one really stupid method of execution, what would it be? Mine is to make the person to chop down a tree and there’s guards to make SURE it falls on them.

Private Private's Privates

Hello varying color grade, Thoughts on Velma season 2? Apparently they made her less annoying, but I’ll let you guys be the judge of that.

PapaPTSD_1776

Hello fuck, fucker and fuckest. Recently I was watching Fallout with my wife and ruminating on how frequently the "looking for my father/son" story structure has been used in the fallout games and now also in the show. I've always thought this premise was a little too rigid for fallout, especially in the context of the games. I've personally always preferred the openness of the premise in New Vegas, as on some level it would make sense for the player to ignore a revenge quest and fuck around for 40 hours as opposed to the inherent urgency of a quest centered around finding a loved one. Therefore, my question is this: what would your ideal premise/inciting incident for a fallout game be? Would you want the player to follow it with urgency? Or let them forsake it entirely in order to lead a faction to war, build settlements, fuck Mirelurks etc? Bonus Question: if you were in the position of the fallout MC in a game with a main quest centered around finding a loved one, what explanation would you give them for the fact that you spent 80 hours doing everything except attempting to find them? Thank you, you wonderful homos, for all the content. I've loved your show for years keep it up!

Nozomi

Dear Snark Tank, do you think that if a piece of media is "deep" or "conscious" that it inherently makes it better than something that is more casual? Recently had this convo because I had said that Damn. by Kendrick even with all it's deep themes was still musically a weaker album than DS2 by Future and wanted to know yalls thoughts. Love the show it's made alot of bad days a little better <3

Viggo Runar Sigurdsson

Dear eyebrows,big nose, and sween. if you had to eat and drink only one type of thing for the rest of your life what would it be. For example i would choose beef and soda.

A large mexican guy who works at starbucks

Whats up killed, arrested, and let off with a warning, have yall kept up with the Kendrick and Drake beef? What do yall think of Euphoria?

President of the Goon society

Imagine you're being held in a remote location by an Epstein type; and to earn your freedom you have to consume an entire leather armchair without utensils. You are allowed a gallon of water a day but no other forms of food. How long would it take for you to complete the given task? (you can't kill yourself)

The Papini Bros present Master RoshiFlow “Drank Master Korin’s Sacred Water and got straight to poppin Launch’s Senzu Bean” (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hiya, bois! Have you ever been weirded out by a design choice in a restaurant before? My friends and I stopped by Sween’s favorite chicken stop, Raising Canes, while we were in Ohio. The place had a disco ball spinning on the ceiling and one of the bar seats was a tiger print fur seat while the rest were just normal pleather. Maybe that’s why Sween likes it, cuz it’s just as chaotic as him. No, Fuck YOU, Sween. Anyways, happy trails!
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hiya, bois! Have you ever been weirded out by a design choice in a restaurant before? My friends and I stopped by Sween’s favorite chicken stop, Raising Canes, while we were in Ohio. The place had a disco ball spinning on the ceiling and one of the bar seats was a tiger print fur seat while the rest were just normal pleather. Maybe that’s why Sween likes it, cuz it’s just as chaotic as him. No, Fuck YOU, Sween. Anyways, happy trails!
2024-05-01 19:42:32 Hiya, bois! Have you ever been weirded out by a design choice in a restaurant before? My friends and I stopped by Sween’s favorite chicken stop, Raising Canes, while we were in Ohio. The place had a disco ball spinning on the ceiling and one of the bar seats was a tiger print fur seat while the rest were just normal pleather. Maybe that’s why Sween likes it, cuz it’s just as chaotic as him. No, Fuck YOU, Sween. Anyways, happy trails!

Hiya, bois! Have you ever been weirded out by a design choice in a restaurant before? My friends and I stopped by Sween’s favorite chicken stop, Raising Canes, while we were in Ohio. The place had a disco ball spinning on the ceiling and one of the bar seats was a tiger print fur seat while the rest were just normal pleather. Maybe that’s why Sween likes it, cuz it’s just as chaotic as him. No, Fuck YOU, Sween. Anyways, happy trails!

Mr. Freeze gooning to a tube-frozen Nora (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey there gay guys 👬. What voice actor connection suprised you the most? Mine is Clancy Brown voicing both Mr. Crabs and DC Animated Universe Lex Luthor
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey there gay guys 👬. What voice actor connection suprised you the most? Mine is Clancy Brown voicing both Mr. Crabs and DC Animated Universe Lex Luthor
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey there gay guys 👬. What voice actor connection suprised you the most? Mine is Clancy Brown voicing both Mr. Crabs and DC Animated Universe Lex Luthor
2024-05-01 19:44:58 Hey there gay guys 👬. What voice actor connection suprised you the most? Mine is Clancy Brown voicing both Mr. Crabs and DC Animated Universe Lex Luthor

Hey there gay guys 👬. What voice actor connection suprised you the most? Mine is Clancy Brown voicing both Mr. Crabs and DC Animated Universe Lex Luthor

MaxSilhouette (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 why?
2024-05-04 19:12:41 why?
2024-05-01 19:46:55 why?

why?

Freddie your biggest fan

Hello My non British friends If you had to Be gone with your current spouse And mary one of your co hosts who would it be and why

Beware Woke Moralist! 12 Rules for Life! (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello Handsome men, Did I fuck up? I was at Walmart shopping and a kid accidentally hit me with a ball in the ankle. I played it off to his concerned mom but afterwards I thought “Could I have been a millionaire and feigned injury?”
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello Handsome men, Did I fuck up? I was at Walmart shopping and a kid accidentally hit me with a ball in the ankle. I played it off to his concerned mom but afterwards I thought “Could I have been a millionaire and feigned injury?”
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello Handsome men, Did I fuck up? I was at Walmart shopping and a kid accidentally hit me with a ball in the ankle. I played it off to his concerned mom but afterwards I thought “Could I have been a millionaire and feigned injury?”
2024-05-01 20:09:01 Hello Handsome men, Did I fuck up? I was at Walmart shopping and a kid accidentally hit me with a ball in the ankle. I played it off to his concerned mom but afterwards I thought “Could I have been a millionaire and feigned injury?”

Hello Handsome men, Did I fuck up? I was at Walmart shopping and a kid accidentally hit me with a ball in the ankle. I played it off to his concerned mom but afterwards I thought “Could I have been a millionaire and feigned injury?”

Give us ur dong ur the penis man. Give us ur dong tonight. Were all in the mood for a slab of meat. And my booty's filed up nice (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey hey people of homoerotic descent. My notes app is a wasteland worse than fallout if radiation was cum. Can we get a discord text channel specifically for gay parody corkboard verses? It's becoming a problem when opening my notes around work associates and having titles like "Homo Guy Cummy Buns" (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch). Perhaps even a karaoke night on the discord? I could fuck up some gay Billy Jean. He's just a dude who says that I am the one, but the jizz is not my cum!
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey hey people of homoerotic descent. My notes app is a wasteland worse than fallout if radiation was cum. Can we get a discord text channel specifically for gay parody corkboard verses? It's becoming a problem when opening my notes around work associates and having titles like "Homo Guy Cummy Buns" (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch). Perhaps even a karaoke night on the discord? I could fuck up some gay Billy Jean. He's just a dude who says that I am the one, but the jizz is not my cum!
2024-05-01 20:16:41 Hey hey people of homoerotic descent. My notes app is a wasteland worse than fallout if radiation was cum. Can we get a discord text channel specifically for gay parody corkboard verses? It's becoming a problem when opening my notes around work associates and having titles like "Homo Guy Cummy Buns" (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch). Perhaps even a karaoke night on the discord? I could fuck up some gay Billy Jean. He's just a dude who says that I am the one, but the jizz is not my cum!

Hey hey people of homoerotic descent. My notes app is a wasteland worse than fallout if radiation was cum. Can we get a discord text channel specifically for gay parody corkboard verses? It's becoming a problem when opening my notes around work associates and having titles like "Homo Guy Cummy Buns" (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch). Perhaps even a karaoke night on the discord? I could fuck up some gay Billy Jean. He's just a dude who says that I am the one, but the jizz is not my cum!

Y_Jello (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey there f slurs (I’m gay) With there being a pop tart origin movie what other food product would you want to see an origin movie out of? Love yall ps I’m glad I indirectly created the lots and lots of jets and planes bit
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey there f slurs (I’m gay) With there being a pop tart origin movie what other food product would you want to see an origin movie out of? Love yall ps I’m glad I indirectly created the lots and lots of jets and planes bit
2024-05-01 20:17:48 Hey there f slurs (I’m gay) With there being a pop tart origin movie what other food product would you want to see an origin movie out of? Love yall ps I’m glad I indirectly created the lots and lots of jets and planes bit

Hey there f slurs (I’m gay) With there being a pop tart origin movie what other food product would you want to see an origin movie out of? Love yall ps I’m glad I indirectly created the lots and lots of jets and planes bit

dort snort

Hello angels What role would you choose in a medieval war.

Lizurd

*asking the same question I asked in Feb till it gets answered* Hello first, second, & third leg of the forbidden one. I want to know what was your first “fuck around and find out moment” mine was in second grade when someone told me my yugioh card was fake, and I said no your mom is fake and he punched me in the face. Thanks for the many laughs.

Phallic Boldween's Skeet Shoot, I ain't shootn' blanks

Hello, I hope this question finds you well. I heard it on WKUK's Self Suck Saturdays (RIP Trevor Moore), & thought it would be perfect for you guys. If your mom & sexual partner switched bodies & the only way to reverse it was to fuck one of them to completion, what do you do? Looking forward to your collective insight. Thanks

3XO and the flintstones tubgirl pilot episode (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello glasses, laugh, and thighs, if you could fuse any two games into one better experience, which two games would you choose? Maybe something like a borderlands game feel but a halo level story, or perhaps a Pokemon format with a Baldur’s gate narrative/engine
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello glasses, laugh, and thighs, if you could fuse any two games into one better experience, which two games would you choose? Maybe something like a borderlands game feel but a halo level story, or perhaps a Pokemon format with a Baldur’s gate narrative/engine
2024-05-01 20:53:18 Hello glasses, laugh, and thighs, if you could fuse any two games into one better experience, which two games would you choose? Maybe something like a borderlands game feel but a halo level story, or perhaps a Pokemon format with a Baldur’s gate narrative/engine

Hello glasses, laugh, and thighs, if you could fuse any two games into one better experience, which two games would you choose? Maybe something like a borderlands game feel but a halo level story, or perhaps a Pokemon format with a Baldur’s gate narrative/engine

I once saw Sweeney do 50 slow handstand push-ups

Hey gang! Quick question. If you were given a bag of say 15 senzu beans that could instantly bring you back to perfect health from any injury or illness, would you do dumbass things with them or give them to people who would actually need it? Or both?

Cum the DNA of the soul

Yo Mr. Topher, I remember you talking about owning the super slept on PSVITA. My question is what is your favorite vita exclusive?

Patches (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Ahoy Figger Naggots! What is a pet peeve you have involving anything music related? For example I hate when a song repeats a word in the chorus a lot and then uses said word as the title. Like woah, how creative and gay! Cheers
2024-05-01 21:19:00 Ahoy Figger Naggots! What is a pet peeve you have involving anything music related? For example I hate when a song repeats a word in the chorus a lot and then uses said word as the title. Like woah, how creative and gay! Cheers

Ahoy Figger Naggots! What is a pet peeve you have involving anything music related? For example I hate when a song repeats a word in the chorus a lot and then uses said word as the title. Like woah, how creative and gay! Cheers

I wanna watch the world cum

Good day multicolor gremlins Among the topics you talk about on the podcast what is one you desperately want to talk about, but you know you probably shouldn't? An example for what I mean, miles Morales (since it goes off the rails and leads to similar results

SomeVodkaBottle

Hello gooners and the ritual piss drinker. Each time you play a video game you get a free random item from that game. For instance if you play Fallout you can get a fan or a plasma grenade or a nuke. What game do you think would be the most valuable for you or humanity if you really care about that.

daddylars, the uncle ruckus of the goon squad

Hey Puerto Rican Peter Parker, Martin Lawrence, and Huell from Breaking Bad. I'm wondering if you all saw the re-releases of the Raimi Spider-Man trilogy and if so, what was your reaction to seeing them again on the big screen? Personally, I had never seen them in theaters, so I fell in love with them all over again. Stay queer boys.

IMAXANDCLIMAX

Good morrow, Asterion Kokinos, Karlach Obama, and Shadowshart Of Darkness. What do you guys think is a big problem with your favorite genres of gaming, barring microtransactions or live service? For me, I'm tired of FPS games trying to add elements that don't belong, like Immortals of Aveum being a linear shooter with a gear, crafting, and skill tree system that don't serve any purpose. Thank you!

Sticklarry

Hello Certified freak, Arrogance personified and the "hispanic". I've done a lot of traveling recently and ran into many interesting and likely insane characters, the most recent of which was a man yelling at the top of his lungs on the phone "Been spending money, ain't worked a day in 3 months. Got no racism in my heart man." I didn't hear what came after but feel safe to assume it was the most racist shit anyone has said. Anyway my question is have you boys had any weird/insane encounters while traveling?

Cheezy Bollaz

Hello gentlemen. Big bitches, fat bitches, or massive big bitches?

Resident Funnyman

Hey Snark, Dark, and Darker. What is it about male homosexuality that's so funny? I wouldn't consider myself, or any of you, to be truly homophobic, but the punchline of dudes suckin' and fuckin' crazy style always gets a laugh. Much to ponder.

GodNiglla (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey fellas! Hope you're havin a swell day! My question is... If you three were dropped on an island and had to survive against Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, and Steve Crowder. What is your strategy for defeating them. There's also freakishly massive coconut crabs for entertainment value.
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey fellas! Hope you're havin a swell day! My question is... If you three were dropped on an island and had to survive against Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, and Steve Crowder. What is your strategy for defeating them. There's also freakishly massive coconut crabs for entertainment value.
2024-05-01 23:10:37 Hey fellas! Hope you're havin a swell day! My question is... If you three were dropped on an island and had to survive against Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, and Steve Crowder. What is your strategy for defeating them. There's also freakishly massive coconut crabs for entertainment value.

Hey fellas! Hope you're havin a swell day! My question is... If you three were dropped on an island and had to survive against Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, and Steve Crowder. What is your strategy for defeating them. There's also freakishly massive coconut crabs for entertainment value.

The snark tanks favorite wrestler

What is the most spontaneous thing you've ever seen in public? To this day I think about the time where a cracked out homeless woman ran up to a 10-year-old and screamed "when was the last time you brought a woman to orgasm you little bitch?!" And then fell over and died.

Featuring a icy handjob from a frosty Edmonton hooker (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Alright let’s make this simple. Are there any games/series you boys have gotten smitten by, due to other people either talking about them or recommending them? I got into the Yakuza games thanks to Chris’ interest in them
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Alright let’s make this simple. Are there any games/series you boys have gotten smitten by, due to other people either talking about them or recommending them? I got into the Yakuza games thanks to Chris’ interest in them
2024-05-01 23:17:16 Alright let’s make this simple. Are there any games/series you boys have gotten smitten by, due to other people either talking about them or recommending them? I got into the Yakuza games thanks to Chris’ interest in them

Alright let’s make this simple. Are there any games/series you boys have gotten smitten by, due to other people either talking about them or recommending them? I got into the Yakuza games thanks to Chris’ interest in them

Commander-in-Queef

Who is each of your favorite lolcows? Obviously Chris Chan is the Michael Jordan of those people but is there anyone like Ethan Ralph or someone more obscure you enjoy more due to personal tastes?

Happy belated birthday Sween. Also, you're gay -Plays Enter Sandman poorly- (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey there Unlockables and the Guitar Spic, Was there ever a project you abandoned or gave up on that you regret doing so? I dropped out of a Film Studies program at university because it was too shit and the people sucked but my main regret was never finishing my 20+ pages (And counting) essay on the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High which I was actually really into and particularly proud of. I thought about finishing it and turning it into a Youtube video essay but haven't done anything about it since dropping out. Have a good one!
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey there Unlockables and the Guitar Spic, Was there ever a project you abandoned or gave up on that you regret doing so? I dropped out of a Film Studies program at university because it was too shit and the people sucked but my main regret was never finishing my 20+ pages (And counting) essay on the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High which I was actually really into and particularly proud of. I thought about finishing it and turning it into a Youtube video essay but haven't done anything about it since dropping out. Have a good one!
2024-05-01 23:28:45 Hey there Unlockables and the Guitar Spic, Was there ever a project you abandoned or gave up on that you regret doing so? I dropped out of a Film Studies program at university because it was too shit and the people sucked but my main regret was never finishing my 20+ pages (And counting) essay on the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High which I was actually really into and particularly proud of. I thought about finishing it and turning it into a Youtube video essay but haven't done anything about it since dropping out. Have a good one!

Hey there Unlockables and the Guitar Spic, Was there ever a project you abandoned or gave up on that you regret doing so? I dropped out of a Film Studies program at university because it was too shit and the people sucked but my main regret was never finishing my 20+ pages (And counting) essay on the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High which I was actually really into and particularly proud of. I thought about finishing it and turning it into a Youtube video essay but haven't done anything about it since dropping out. Have a good one!

Thiccgod

What's the word fag, slag, and Hispanic Pete Davidson. Have any of y'all ever known someone that does completely out of pocket shit for no discernible reason. One of my friends went to take a shower and asked everyone in the house if they needed to use the bathroom. His brother said no but decided he needed to shit and with no other alternative took a runny ass shit on my friends floor. My friend was made to clean it up.

Hey its Philip

Howdy boys. 2 questions if ya don't mind 1. How are yall doing today? 2. Would you guys ever to an extra ammo where you pick the best/funniest celebs to carry a lantern power ring. I feel like there's enough material for some laughs. Sween please elaborate for the uneducated. Have a good day

ASTROBOY

Was up the cosmic lords of time and truth… and gayness Just wanted to say wat yall think of the randall thymes saga of plumbcorp and how im definitely feelin the filthy frank vibez or is that just me? stay gucci and keep ballin peeps

Not Fond of Kingston

Hello to Lookit Lookit, Literally, and the Illiterate Gap-Toothed Cotton Picker you two keep around for entertainment. A spiteful DBZ question, but I really am curious as someone that played the Budokai games as an adult but grew up on the shittier spin-offs (Raging Blast/Ultimate Tenkaichi): Were the Budokai games really all that or is it mostly nostalgia? I've been feeling a little left out on all the sparking zero hype as visuals and gameplay, while definitely impressive, feel noticeably behind what Arcsys was able to achieve 5 years ago with what I'd easily call the best DBZ game: FighterZ. I know it's a different style of game, I'm just not really sure I'm seeing what everyone else is seeing. Would love to get some insight from some assholes that grew up with it.

John Strickland

Hello you three beautiful bastards. My question is what do you guys think about Jerry Seinfeld’s comment about how “pc culture is ruining comedy shows” even though it’s always sunny exists.

sween be like “its not rape if she stops fighting it”. Real quote btw (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello loud minorities. Ive noticed a rise in genuinely racist comments toward sween. Even if its under the guise of a joke, its clear to me they vehemently dislike him. It seems unfair to me because you all have your low points, but kingston gets the most shit. I was wondering how he feels in all of this since i guarantee its not all black people making the comments
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello loud minorities. Ive noticed a rise in genuinely racist comments toward sween. Even if its under the guise of a joke, its clear to me they vehemently dislike him. It seems unfair to me because you all have your low points, but kingston gets the most shit. I was wondering how he feels in all of this since i guarantee its not all black people making the comments
2024-05-02 04:19:29 Hello loud minorities. Ive noticed a rise in genuinely racist comments toward sween. Even if its under the guise of a joke, its clear to me they vehemently dislike him. It seems unfair to me because you all have your low points, but kingston gets the most shit. I was wondering how he feels in all of this since i guarantee its not all black people making the comments

Hello loud minorities. Ive noticed a rise in genuinely racist comments toward sween. Even if its under the guise of a joke, its clear to me they vehemently dislike him. It seems unfair to me because you all have your low points, but kingston gets the most shit. I was wondering how he feels in all of this since i guarantee its not all black people making the comments

Aetherian

What's up triad of tribadism, I've been putting off catching up on the podcast and I'm on episode 102, so it's taking forever. Have you ever started listening to things in fast forward to consume content faster and if so, what? See you in 10 months when I reach this episode. Love from 2021, Aetherian

Aetherian

What's up triad of tribadism, I've been putting off catching up on the podcast and I'm on episode 102, so it's taking forever. Have you ever started listening to things in fast forward to consume content faster and if so, what? See you in 10 months when I reach this episode. Love from 2021, Aetherian

vinegar without the vi

Hello monkeys, any plans on making stickers of the designs from the new merch? I would love to be able to cover my pc in gaystation and sween stickers.

🇰🇷 god bless gim jung un

hello threesome, what's a song that you enjoy, but only because it features an artist you like? im dont really listen to Alkaline Trio, but that song I Pessimist ft. Tim McIlrath is one of my favorites have a bad day

Orangutan Consumer (I Consume Orangutans)

Hello again, Funny Podcast Hosts. Just checking back in to see what your collective thoughts are on streaming vs. physical media. I’ve been bolstering my BluRay collection lately and it’s been on my mind.

I have no cock and I must ream

Hey funny people that live in my phone… let’s say that all of YouTube is getting deleted next week and you get to choose one video to save. What video would you choose and why? I’d have to go with Happy Souls. Thanks for all the laughs, keep on keeping on boys.

FrankenTubbie

Hello like me, less like me and no where near like me (I’m Mexican and Cuban) With everything having a “national ___ day” (burger day, pizza day, call someone short day). what is a “national ___ day” that you’d like to see. I’d like to see “national don’t talk to white people day” and have it land on Fourth of July somehow.

GEARSxWARRIOR

Ok so peep game. A few episodes ago, Derek was drinking Marcus fenix’s squirt liquid and got it all over himself. Chris and sween, has there ever been a time where you guys have also been covered in some liquid at an inconvenient time, no diddy

Clara Martin

Hey fats! Are you aware that the John Hinckley Jr, the guy who shot Reagan, is alive, out of prison, and is a touring musician

Sexual

Hi secret lesbians, 7 years ago on the Tom Sweeney QnA, Sweenist was asked "Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday for the rest of your life or join in once to make it stop?" He never answered, so I demand to have this question asked again, this time with the fact you cannot kill yourself.

Long Schlong Silver

Please make a design document extra ammo for Gangster Quest. A lot of people want to throw their hat in the ring to make it real. Like what ideas, gameplay, characters and story beats do you have in mind?

Billiam The Loser Man (I Drink Yoohoo)

Hello man and manlets, do you have funny memories of bizarre assemblies from grade school? When I was in middle school, we would have assemblies where they’d have 3 projectors in the gym all playing different movie trailers at once which would then cut to confused PSAs about suicide and DUIs, and I have no clue if this is a normal experience or not.

Natasha Bedingfield - Pocket full of semen (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey Derrick, Sween, and their moderator. You get to design a new x-men team for a reboot of marvel, which 5-7 characters are you using for your starting line up?
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey Derrick, Sween, and their moderator. You get to design a new x-men team for a reboot of marvel, which 5-7 characters are you using for your starting line up?
2024-05-03 01:29:27 Hey Derrick, Sween, and their moderator. You get to design a new x-men team for a reboot of marvel, which 5-7 characters are you using for your starting line up?

Hey Derrick, Sween, and their moderator. You get to design a new x-men team for a reboot of marvel, which 5-7 characters are you using for your starting line up?

Y_Jello (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Not a question but just wanted to let Chris know I Autistically picked up your little sound you make when your scrolling through questions
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Not a question but just wanted to let Chris know I Autistically picked up your little sound you make when your scrolling through questions
2024-05-03 01:37:40 Not a question but just wanted to let Chris know I Autistically picked up your little sound you make when your scrolling through questions

Not a question but just wanted to let Chris know I Autistically picked up your little sound you make when your scrolling through questions

Y_Jello (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello homoflexable,bi and ,in the closet drinking piss. My question is what is the best eternal punishment for historical figures that did bad stuff. My example for you is Ronald Regan going through the endless loop of being a crack addict and having to sell his body to get more crack Love y’all minority’s in my head
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello homoflexable,bi and ,in the closet drinking piss. My question is what is the best eternal punishment for historical figures that did bad stuff. My example for you is Ronald Regan going through the endless loop of being a crack addict and having to sell his body to get more crack Love y’all minority’s in my head
2024-05-03 01:53:31 Hello homoflexable,bi and ,in the closet drinking piss. My question is what is the best eternal punishment for historical figures that did bad stuff. My example for you is Ronald Regan going through the endless loop of being a crack addict and having to sell his body to get more crack Love y’all minority’s in my head

Hello homoflexable,bi and ,in the closet drinking piss. My question is what is the best eternal punishment for historical figures that did bad stuff. My example for you is Ronald Regan going through the endless loop of being a crack addict and having to sell his body to get more crack Love y’all minority’s in my head

Actually Homeless Street Rat

oi cunt, cunt, and other cunt! what would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night to Kangaroo Jack standing over your bed and rapping in a thick Aussie accent? also, Aussie rap is goated af, we got Hilltop Hoods, Burd Brain, Kerser, Chillinit, check them out please.

Large biscuit maximum joy

Hello dark, milk, and white chocolate would you ever want to be abducted by aliens just for the story? I would.

i am the cum, don't weigh a cum, don't need to cum to get erect up on his meat - ballstimate by denzel cummy (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello punkhead, metalhead, and sneakerhead-- first time writing in but have been watching since the Amos Yee episode, finally subscribed just to get my greasy hands on the Bryle tee. My question is, what is something you were out of the loop on / didn't get around to for the longest time, but when you did, it ended up being one of the best things you've ever seen? I ask this because I finally watched Dracula Flow a couple weeks ago and couldn't stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes. much love, happy late bday to sween, and thank you for keeping my work shifts bearable as i clean up after grown adults who can't keep a public restroom clean.
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello punkhead, metalhead, and sneakerhead-- first time writing in but have been watching since the Amos Yee episode, finally subscribed just to get my greasy hands on the Bryle tee. My question is, what is something you were out of the loop on / didn't get around to for the longest time, but when you did, it ended up being one of the best things you've ever seen? I ask this because I finally watched Dracula Flow a couple weeks ago and couldn't stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes. much love, happy late bday to sween, and thank you for keeping my work shifts bearable as i clean up after grown adults who can't keep a public restroom clean.
2024-05-03 04:38:46 Hello punkhead, metalhead, and sneakerhead-- first time writing in but have been watching since the Amos Yee episode, finally subscribed just to get my greasy hands on the Bryle tee. My question is, what is something you were out of the loop on / didn't get around to for the longest time, but when you did, it ended up being one of the best things you've ever seen? I ask this because I finally watched Dracula Flow a couple weeks ago and couldn't stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes. much love, happy late bday to sween, and thank you for keeping my work shifts bearable as i clean up after grown adults who can't keep a public restroom clean.

Hello punkhead, metalhead, and sneakerhead-- first time writing in but have been watching since the Amos Yee episode, finally subscribed just to get my greasy hands on the Bryle tee. My question is, what is something you were out of the loop on / didn't get around to for the longest time, but when you did, it ended up being one of the best things you've ever seen? I ask this because I finally watched Dracula Flow a couple weeks ago and couldn't stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes. much love, happy late bday to sween, and thank you for keeping my work shifts bearable as i clean up after grown adults who can't keep a public restroom clean.

Landon Keith

Hello Snark boyos! What is the most out of pocket rumor in high school you heard that gained a lot of traction? At my high school, there was a rumor that a senior student would take girls in the photography classrooms dark room, and finger them after school for a small fee. I never got real confirmation of this, but I got the nerve to ask this guy if he actually does this, and he just smirked at me with what I interpreted as malicious intent. Have a good one dudes. Thanks for making my work days more tolerable so I don’t commit self forever sleep.

Gape away, gape away, break that f-slurs balls - The Slime of the Rubbing Cocks by Black Faggot

Hello Chrims, Darook and Bingston. Long-time patron, hopefully first-time question asker. I'm sure you're aware of Chris Stuckmann (youtuber/film critic), and you may be aware of how over the last couple of years he's managed to make his first feature film (Shelby Oaks), but did you know that he recently got Mike Flanagan (who made shows like Midnight Mass and Fall of House of Usher on Netflix), and even Keith David cast in the film? I think this is genuinely really cool that someone who started on youtube but has always had a greater ambition has now been able to realise it. I was wondering if you had any thoughts on this example or just the concept as a whole/if you have similar ambitions you'd like to realise? Keep up the great work lads, and I really hope my question gets read despite being an essay.

Scooped James

I have a hypothetical, you either badly shit yourself in public once a year, or you piss your pants at random points once a month.

Thecockwizard (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello 3 musketqueers, I’m not even gonna fuck around with this one: you’re given spontaneous access to a single nuke. What do you do with it?
2024-05-03 15:32:05 Hello 3 musketqueers, I’m not fucking around with this one: y’all are given spontaneous access to a single nuke. What do you do with it?

Hello 3 musketqueers, I’m not fucking around with this one: y’all are given spontaneous access to a single nuke. What do you do with it?

robinhood and little john fucken in the forest. oo-de-lally oo-de-lally golly what a gay (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hi guacamole nigga penises, Would you rather: all annoying bugs flee your presence forever, BUT every annoying person within 100' of you is overcome with the urge to talk to you. OR the other way around.
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hi guacamole nigga penises, Would you rather: all annoying bugs flee your presence forever, BUT every annoying person within 100' of you is overcome with the urge to talk to you. OR the other way around.
2024-05-03 16:45:57 Hi guacamole nigga penises, Would you rather: all annoying bugs flee your presence forever, BUT every annoying person within 100' of you is overcome with the urge to talk to you. OR the other way around.

Hi guacamole nigga penises, Would you rather: all annoying bugs flee your presence forever, BUT every annoying person within 100' of you is overcome with the urge to talk to you. OR the other way around.

Caca flakes

Hello my gooners, what your take on the drake and kendrick beef. Who had the better distrack?

Munkee Monk's Monkey Monastery

Howdy Gay cowboys, now that Chris has started a side project with Only Fans can we expect anything in the future from the other two in paid solo content, whether it's the same vein as Chris' battle pass or anything else you can think of?

Retardigrade (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello silly little man lovers in my phone. My one year mark at my current job just passed, and I’ve been trying to find a job to get a foothold in the aerospace industry as that would be a dream come true for me, and a company finally responded and I have an interview scheduled, but my question is this: workplace culture can make or break a job for me, and my current job has a lot of chill people, and with any new job comes the struggle of fitting into a new work environment. I literally am just starting my transition (mtf) and this adds a whole other layer of anxiety. Do you have any tips on getting a read of the vibe of new workplace? Thanks for sorry for the long ass question
2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hello silly little man lovers in my phone. My one year mark at my current job just passed, and I’ve been trying to find a job to get a foothold in the aerospace industry as that would be a dream come true for me, and a company finally responded and I have an interview scheduled, but my question is this: workplace culture can make or break a job for me, and my current job has a lot of chill people, and with any new job comes the struggle of fitting into a new work environment. I literally am just starting my transition (mtf) and this adds a whole other layer of anxiety. Do you have any tips on getting a read of the vibe of new workplace? Thanks for sorry for the long ass question
2024-05-03 22:39:12 Hello silly little man lovers in my phone. My one year mark at my current job just passed, and I’ve been trying to find a job to get a foothold in the aerospace industry as that would be a dream come true for me, and a company finally responded and I have an interview scheduled, but my question is this: workplace culture can make or break a job for me, and my current job has a lot of chill people, and with any new job comes the struggle of fitting into a new work environment. I literally am just starting my transition (mtf) and this adds a whole other layer of anxiety. Do you have any tips on getting a read of the vibe of new workplace? Thanks for sorry for the long ass question

Hello silly little man lovers in my phone. My one year mark at my current job just passed, and I’ve been trying to find a job to get a foothold in the aerospace industry as that would be a dream come true for me, and a company finally responded and I have an interview scheduled, but my question is this: workplace culture can make or break a job for me, and my current job has a lot of chill people, and with any new job comes the struggle of fitting into a new work environment. I literally am just starting my transition (mtf) and this adds a whole other layer of anxiety. Do you have any tips on getting a read of the vibe of new workplace? Thanks for sorry for the long ass question

Mr. Freeze gooning to a tube-frozen Nora (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 What is the size limit that a creature needs till it becomes unkillable, from a moral standpoint? Like, I'd a dog was the size of a cockroach would you be fine killing it? Same if an ant was the size of a small cat.
2024-05-04 19:12:41 What is the size limit that a creature needs till it becomes unkillable, from a moral standpoint? Like, I'd a dog was the size of a cockroach would you be fine killing it? Same if an ant was the size of a small cat.
2024-05-04 19:12:41 What is the size limit that a creature needs till it becomes unkillable, from a moral standpoint? Like, If a dog was the size of a cockroach would you be fine killing it? Same if an ant was the size of a small cat.
2024-05-04 00:19:56 What is the size limit that a creature needs till it becomes unkillable, from a moral standpoint? Like, If a dog was the size of a cockroach would you be fine killing it? Same if an ant was the size of a small cat.

What is the size limit that a creature needs till it becomes unkillable, from a moral standpoint? Like, If a dog was the size of a cockroach would you be fine killing it? Same if an ant was the size of a small cat.

The Nightman

I'm excited to get the 'Like' and a response but actually what does this mean

i am the cum, don't weigh a cum, don't need to cum to get erect up on his meat - ballstimate by denzel cummy (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 ok im adding another just in case, i REALLY need to hear sween's take on the drake vs kendrick beef especially after meet the grahams dropped.
2024-05-04 19:12:41 ok im adding another just in case, i REALLY need to hear sween's take on the drake vs kendrick beef especially after meet the grahams dropped.
2024-05-04 04:57:59 ok im adding another just in case, i REALLY need to hear sween's take on the drake vs kendrick beef especially after meet the grahams dropped.

ok im adding another just in case, i REALLY need to hear sween's take on the drake vs kendrick beef especially after meet the grahams dropped.

Colandros sucks toes

Hey stupid, stupid, and gay. Is it only me or was the Spiderman 2 game (2023) just okay? Felt more lastluster than the first game. Thoughts?

Chief, what are you doing Sir restoring peace to Israel. (edited)

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2024-05-04 19:12:41 Hey penises, What you guys think about the rumors that fallout five might be developed by another studio (possibly obsidian)?
2024-05-04 15:57:12 Hey penises, What you guys think about the rumors that fallout five might be developed by another studio (possibly obsidian)? Who would you want to develop it?

Hey penises, What you guys think about the rumors that fallout five might be developed by another studio (possibly obsidian)? Who would you want to develop it?

I’m Johnny GAWKSville, and welcome to Gayass!

What’s up Old Faggots! If you had to go back in time to kick the shit out of yourself for a past mistake or simply because you were a worse person, when would that be, and what would you do to yourself?

FullMetal McCoy

Hey Gay dudes Is it just me or does Akira Toriyama secretly hate Super Saiyan 3? I finally watched DB Super in honor of Toriyama’s passing and Goku uses it rarely and it’s barely mentioned. Sure maybe the hair thing is dumb but I love the gruff Goku voice change.

Gay Gamer, A Gaymer If You Will

Heya fellas Instead of being able to revive a series, you have the power to kill a series of your choosing. Which do you choose? It can be a book, TV series, game, etc. Bonus points if you describe how you'd kill it.

Zinn_Neon

Hey there, head, shoulders, knees and grows. Do you have a time in your life that you're very nostalgic for? If so how do you deal with the fact that you can never go back?

You guys talk about fighting wolves. Meanwhile I want to throat train Blaidd from Elden Ring. Wanna kiss his red rocket. (edited)

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2024-05-06 06:26:10 Hey Giver of Kiss, Haver of Bliss, and Drinker of Piss, As a long time listener, I've heard Chris twice bring up that episode of Everybody's Love Raymond where they crash a car into their house. Believe or it not this is the one of the only episodes of that show I have seen. I was flying on a Delta flight last year and they had exactly 3 episodes of that entire show available to stream for free and that was one of them and I watched it. My question is: Are there any TV Shows that you've NOT watched but have seen a single random weird episode of? My answer is that car crash episode and also the episode of Mad About You where Kramer guest stars as his Seinfeld character.
2024-05-06 06:26:10 Hey Giver of Kiss, Haver of Bliss, and Drinker of Piss, As a long time listener, I've heard Chris twice bring up that episode of Everybody's Love Raymond where they crash a car into their house. Believe or it not this is the one of the only episodes of that show I have seen. I was flying on a Delta flight last year and they had exactly 3 episodes of that entire show available to stream for free and that was one of them and I watched it. My question is: Are there any TV Shows that you've NOT watched but have seen a single random weird episode of? My answer is that car crash episode and also the episode of Mad About You where Kramer guest stars as his Seinfeld character.
2024-05-05 16:07:28 Hey Giver of Kiss, Haver of Bliss, and Drinker of Piss, As a long time listener, I've heard Chris twice bring up that episode of Everybody's Love Raymond where they crash a car into their house. Believe or it not this is the one of the only episodes of that show I have seen. I was flying on a Delta flight last year and they had exactly 3 episodes of that entire show available to stream for free and that was one of them and I watched it. My question is: Are there any TV Shows that you've NOT watched but have seen a single random weird episode of? My answer is that car crash episode and also the episode of Mad About You where Kramer guest stars as his Seinfeld character.

Hey Giver of Kiss, Haver of Bliss, and Drinker of Piss, As a long time listener, I've heard Chris twice bring up that episode of Everybody's Love Raymond where they crash a car into their house. Believe or it not this is the one of the only episodes of that show I have seen. I was flying on a Delta flight last year and they had exactly 3 episodes of that entire show available to stream for free and that was one of them and I watched it. My question is: Are there any TV Shows that you've NOT watched but have seen a single random weird episode of? My answer is that car crash episode and also the episode of Mad About You where Kramer guest stars as his Seinfeld character.

Lizurd

Need yall to give your takes on Kendrick calling Drake a pedophile lmao

Just the words “Big Gay Balls”

Greetings to my three future concubines, Been watching Chris since 2015 and listening to the podcast since episode 0 and here’s my first ever question: If you could choose a personal belonging to be imbued with power and become an artifact/extension of your will, what object would it be and what power would it hold? Hard mode: nothing cum related; that’s just a given intrinsic perk.

Sween with the face of a 10 year old white girl (edited)

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2024-05-06 06:26:10 Hey you gay babies! Derek said a long time ago (I think like a few episodes ago, weeks feel like years. . .) That he was a fan of transformers. If you were a transformer, what would your alt mode be? Would you transform into a generic vehicle, a stupid fucken animal, all combine to make pizza time? P.S. hope you guys have a wonderful day
2024-05-06 06:26:10 Hey you gay babies! Derek said a long time ago (I think like a few episodes ago, weeks feel like years. . .) That he was a fan of transformers. If you were a transformer, what would your alt mode be? Would you transform into a generic vehicle, a stupid fucken animal, all combine to make pizza time? P.S. hope you guys have a wonderful day
2024-05-06 01:44:26 Hey you gay babies! Derek said a long time ago (I think like a few episodes ago, weeks feel like years. . .) That he was a fan of transformers. If you were a transformer, what would your alt mode be? Would you transform into a generic vehicle, a stupid fucken animal, all combine to make pizza time? P.S. hope you guys have a wonderful day

Hey you gay babies! Derek said a long time ago (I think like a few episodes ago, weeks feel like years. . .) That he was a fan of transformers. If you were a transformer, what would your alt mode be? Would you transform into a generic vehicle, a stupid fucken animal, all combine to make pizza time? P.S. hope you guys have a wonderful day

Lizurd

Hey kings, fuck my last two questions please go with this one. - have you guys seen that Twitter space where Elon musk is using an alt account named “Adrian Dittman” to offer Nick Fuentes advice on how not to get himself banned? It’s so obviously him Jesus fuck nothing surprises me anymore.

Cummed uncle butt

Hey Chris, , and Derek! I recently finally finished Better Call Saul and was impressed by the ghoulish lengths Jimmy went to tormenting Howard. My question is who would you torment with increasingly illegal pranks until they’re finally gunned down?

“Old Brown Chode” by Lil Gay SeX

Hello wannabe black people. I just listened to derricks dictatorship episode and i noticed that based on his rules, chris and sween qualify for the trebuchet. My query to derrick is, are you truly willing to do the unthinkable and launch your trusted companions ?

ASTROBOY

hey bros what yall think bout the drake and kendrick beef

CumCumInMe,CumCumInMe,CumOnMyPeenFagsRGayAndSoIsMe

What's up my dingus dongs, I was wondering what you think the funniest way to die horrifically is. (harkening back to Chris saying there's a funniest way to self emmolate) (P.S. it's chim-chimeny if you guys don't get the name)

Round_Eyed_Asian

Hey Derrick, Chris, and Kingston. (Not important but still want to say it: Watcher of all of your individual content for the last 9 years and listener of snark tank since episode 0. After getting a new job super happy to be able to support and be homeless as everyone else. You all keeping me and countless others entertained with your wild antics and gay piss jokes has meant a lot. Truly wish you three and yours the best in the future, it is deserved after all you have been able to give us in terms of entertainment. Homo comments aside, question below.) Ever been a time where ruining the vibe was 100% your fault? Like when I laughed for 30 seconds after a friend was confiding how their dad shot themselves?

I Have Travis Scotts Last Name

Hey Jack skeleton and the nightmare brigade! Recently moved out for the first time with my best friend of 12 years. We don't ever fight or argue but What are some first time roommate tips? (First ever question, been here since EP 0 keep up the good work whores!)

SomeVodkaBottle

Good morning, race swapped Hitler youth, conquistador armed with a sharp jawline, and degenerate fertility statue. How do you feel knowing that the top three shows on social media, through mentions, memes, discussions, etc., this year was Jujutsu Kaisen, One Piece, and in third place young Sheldon. Who the fuck is watching young Sheldon. I just wanna smash his mom ngl. Perchance. Sheldon calculating the vectors of my semenities on his mother. God I hate that show.

Papa_Gzeus

The other day I got high and thought it would be hilarious if there was a Breaking Bad kind of show but Willy Wonka was using his whimsical factory to secretly cook meth. So that being said, what kind of insane media crossovers would you love to see? Much love as always my boys

Cheesey_RiceTTV

Hello Brute, Jackal, and the marine from Halo 3 Mission 1 who gets his spine snapped in half Bane style by a chieftain. Lily has digivolved from not existing, to existing but being a piss drinker. What are your predictions for her next gimmick? I’m willing to bet that you guys are gonna make her into one of those self-hating Mexican Neo Nazis next.

Gently Used Anal Bead Emporium

Hey there cockboys, On episode 228, you talked about shaking your dick to get rid of excess piss drops, but without fail there is still a stray drop or 2 that sneaks out of your urethra and soils your underwear. One simple trick: next time you finish peeing, press up on your chode/grundle/taint and I guarantee 2 or 3 more drops come out, keeping your underwear piss-free. What bathroom tricks do you have that you can share with us degenerates?

i am normal now (edited)

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2024-05-26 14:24:51 WARNING: THIS SHIT GAY AS HELL. Also, I may'uh done ate'a bug er somethin'. Just realized that I grew up in a cult but I am also extremely pansexual and I be plotting my dang escape. For those who don't know, nothing is real, also, Pansexuality basically means I literally will let anyone fuck me as long as I find them attractive and romantic, (regardless of what they were born as). All that gay shit... anyways, I do think I have some off-beat insight when it comes to the dreaded Futanari fetish that has us American's so hilariously captivated, (based on the stats). To me, as a dude born queer, who loves being dominated by muscle mommy Karlach types, the reality that I experience when it comes to that deranged Futa shit is that it's simply a fantastical/advanced depiction of strap-ons. Sometimes a homie just wanna feel safe and controlled as a manic pixie dream boy. Idk how deep in the gay rabbit hole you want this show to go, but that's where I'm at right now. Anyway, love you all as deeply as a random stranger on the internet can healthily do. Take care, my darling kings. Also! Y'all mentioned Hillsong in a recent ep and it made me chuckle bc I remember that gossip/tea being spilled years ago from my mom, (who's a frighteningly influencial pastor), during a family dinner. This is not a joke. I have deep rooted trauma surrounding all of this but I also have brain rot and sad shit is extremely funny to me.
2024-05-08 08:27:47 WARNING: THIS SHIT GAY AS HELL. Also, I may'uh done ate'a bug er somethin'. Just realized that I grew up in a cult but I am also extremely pansexual and I be plotting my dang escape. For those who don't know, nothing is real, also, Pansexuality basically means I literally will let anyone fuck me as long as I find them attractive and romantic, (regardless of what they were born as). All that gay shit... anyways, I do think I have some off-beat insight when it comes to the dreaded Futanari fetish that has us American's so hilariously captivated, (based on the stats). To me, as a dude born queer, who loves being dominated by muscle mommy Karlach types, the reality that I experience when it comes to that deranged Futa shit is that it's simply a fantastical/advanced depiction of strap-ons. Sometimes a homie just wanna feel safe and controlled as a manic pixie dream boy. Idk how deep in the gay rabbit hole you want this show to go, but that's where I'm at right now. Anyway, love you all as deeply as a random stranger on the internet can healthily do. Take care, my darling kings. Also! Y'all mentioned Hillsong in a recent ep and it made me chuckle bc I remember that gossip/tea being spilled years ago from my mom, (who's a frighteningly influencial pastor), during a family dinner. This is not a joke. I have deep rooted trauma surrounding all of this but I also have brain rot and sad shit is extremely funny to me.

WARNING: THIS SHIT GAY AS HELL. Also, I may'uh done ate'a bug er somethin'. Just realized that I grew up in a cult but I am also extremely pansexual and I be plotting my dang escape. For those who don't know, nothing is real, also, Pansexuality basically means I literally will let anyone fuck me as long as I find them attractive and romantic, (regardless of what they were born as). All that gay shit... anyways, I do think I have some off-beat insight when it comes to the dreaded Futanari fetish that has us American's so hilariously captivated, (based on the stats). To me, as a dude born queer, who loves being dominated by muscle mommy Karlach types, the reality that I experience when it comes to that deranged Futa shit is that it's simply a fantastical/advanced depiction of strap-ons. Sometimes a homie just wanna feel safe and controlled as a manic pixie dream boy. Idk how deep in the gay rabbit hole you want this show to go, but that's where I'm at right now. Anyway, love you all as deeply as a random stranger on the internet can healthily do. Take care, my darling kings. Also! Y'all mentioned Hillsong in a recent ep and it made me chuckle bc I remember that gossip/tea being spilled years ago from my mom, (who's a frighteningly influencial pastor), during a family dinner. This is not a joke. I have deep rooted trauma surrounding all of this but I also have brain rot and sad shit is extremely funny to me.

Vaering

Hallu you three exemplars of minorities! Not a question yet, but, been following this shinding since Chris was just just some black glasses and a hairline on a white background background. Wanted to thank you all for so many years of entertainment. I *finally* decided to pay back. Love what you guys do!

One FIsh, Two Fish, Gay Fish, Sween Fish.

Hello mexican adjacents, this one's mostly for Chris and his ADHD ism I recently got diagnosed and most of my childhood is now making sense to me, got any tips for someone with ADHD?

Cheesey_RiceTTV

Greetings Gringo, el Goblino, and la Creatura. I was about to order the “Scumbag Sween” shirt when my roommate stopped me and said “If people see a white woman wearing a shirt with a picture of a black man labeled as a scumbag, they’re going to think you’re extremely racist.” She’s also white though, so I thought I should consult you fellas since you created the shirt and 2/3 of you are black. Will this shirt get me into trouble or do you think I’ll be fine?

Luvz2Spooge

What's y'alls favorite uncle ruckus quote? If you don't answer YOU'RE GAY!!

Private Private's Privates

Hi fuckfaces, Question for Derek/Chris as they’re musically inclined, unlike Sween. Was curious if you guys could break down the distinction between Singles, EPs, LPs, and regular albums. How do these get formed/classified? Thanks for all the laughs. I’ll shut up and listen now

FuturePS3Owner

Hello Chris Gaygun, Derke Gayman, and Weenie. How much money have any of you spent on a single thing just because you thought it was funny? I’ve been listening for free for 5 years but finally decided to join the $5 patron tier just so I could buy the gaystation3 shirt before they sold out. Have a good one.

Pifi

Hello fireball, command grab, and DP. First time patron here, and shoutout to Cinna for putting me on! If at your next live show, the audience only consisted of unattended prepubescent children (who were singing the intro and spouting in-jokes so they were undeniably there for you), how would you be reevaluating your content and online presence? Thanks for making my work days significantly more bearable.

Phallic Boldween's Skeet Shoot, I ain't shootn' blanks

Hello lords of the homeless, On Alanah Pearce's latest Deadly Premonition stream Alanah & Elyse Willems taught me that chimps will use frogs as fleshlights & there is video of this. How should we feel about this information? Also, do you think you would ever collab with or have as a guest Alanah or any of the Funhaus crew? Seems like their sense of humor is not far off from you degenerates. PS, on the same stream I learned 4 guys gangraped a monitor lizard, then ate it. Look it up.

Doombringer

Hey "The thing is right", "That is crazy", and "Look here", first time patron LONG time listen (Episode -1, the one with the Destiny footage in the background). In honor of finally joining ship after over half a decade I want to ask something all the way back to Episode 0 to get Derrick's answer and maybe see if Chris and Sween's answers have changed: Under what circumstance would you eat a human being (let's say roughly the same amount as a steak).

My Son Is Radioactive And Dead

Do u guys think that the Five Guys that made Five Guys the restaurant ever explored each other's bodies??

Papa_Gzeus

Hello there 2/3 Puerto Rican and 2/3 3/5! When I was a teenager, some friends and I came across some creepy van people: a 25-year-old man dating a 16-year-old girl (she told us her parents were okay with it even though nobody asked), and an obese man who took his shirt off and ate a mud crab (also did this without anyone asking). So that being said, what are some baffling encounters you've had with strangers that you'll never be able to forget?

fadedreplays

Why do y'all have the best design limited to a hoodie and no t shirt option?

Pan_of_Jello

Can we get a extra ammo of just Derrick and sween talking about X-men 97 ?

Gay Slipknot be like- Thrust inside, Put the Penis in I

Write a crossover with Smiling Friends and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Here's two ideas that could help get the ball rolling: Smiling Friends have to go out and make a ATHF character smile ATHF crew go out and look for job and apply at Smiling Friends.

SomeVodkaBottle

As a Russian we have some of the most disgusting assortment of slop we call food, though some of it is good. I've had family bake salmon in the oven creamed on with mayo. The smell and taste is of death. What food in your culture/country do you find absolutely vile?

Cunny Lover 69420

hello ugly twink, derrick, and sween. Have you consumed whats called brain rot? The sigmas, ohios, and skibidis. Or have you decided to stay away from that side of the internet entirely. I see it all the time on my feed, and it is genuinely rotting my brain from the inside. Please send help I can't take it anymore.

The Order 886

I used used to live in Canmer, Kentucky and our neighbors across the the dirt road lived deep in the forest. There house looked like hastily put together glass panels. They had no running water presumably and they seemed like wrong turn hillbilly types. Then on the land next to ours there was a civil war era cemetery for kids. Have you ever come across something that doesn’t seem to belong there or you were the first person to visit in a substantial amount of time.

I wore my 3 sween moon shirt for a mothers day party and got weird looks for some reason

Hello Chris, big D, and scumbag What’s a joke from something you didn’t understand when you were a kid but understood years later. I was watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs with my nephews and got to the scene where Mount Rushmore gets hit with pies, they all get pied in the face except Lincoln, he gets pied in the back of his head Edit: Yes, I remembered this because you brought up mount rushmore in a previous episode

sauce

The amount of times I’ve been out in public and listened to this podcast, having to hold in my laughter from hearing the most obscene shit is too high too count, I love it. Got any funny stories when you guys laughed during an inappropriate time?

Thugzilla, King of the Hoodsters

What up fellas, I hope you're having a good day my question is..... Would you rather piss acid or shit grenades?

Odenzen

Hey there gradient scale of police brutality, What’s the most intense emotion you’ve ever felt during a piece of media, and what was it from? The piece of media can be television, movies, games, songs, etc and the emotion can be anything from happy to sad to angry, etc.

John Wayne Gayce at the first thanksgiving

Hello Always Wrong (Funny) Always Wrong (Derogatory) and Chris. You are in between your mother and your father, do you go backwards or forwards in an attempt to get out. You do not have another option.

Gaylo 3 CBT

A quick would-you-rather: Would you rather never have to use the bathroom again, but you always feel a little constipated; or never have to sleep again, but always feel like you could go for a nap?

agent 47 in a lobster suit giggling and wiggling his knees like a schoolgirl waiting for warren g harding to enter the kitchen

if you could force IO Interactive to make hitman missions of your own devious design, what's the most plausible-yet-idiotic ideas you could come up with? i'd love a whole series of semi-accurate historical assassinations; Mardi Gras Archduke Franz Ferdinand, a time trial JFK and Lincoln double feature, just Epstein, and of course Warren G Harding

Jacob Watccha

What do yall think of relationships that feel out of nowhere in animation, like Rogue and Magneto or Batgirl and Batman? Like I get that one of those is from the comics but I’m so used to Rogue and Gambit that it’s hard to watch cmen I mean xmen 97

RossCuth (That's said like "cuff", you lobotomite)

Hey Chris, Derrick and That Thing. Finally became homeless after listening to the show like a freeloader since episode 31. From Scotland and been watching Chris and Derrick since 2015/2016. My question is mainly for Chris and Derrick. Since you two have known each other from the anti-SJW days, what would you say was the main driving force that led you two to become proper friends outside of YouTube after mostly moving away from the anti-SJW content, and not breaking away like with other creators from that time. Music, comedy, banter, all the above? I liked hearing Chris and Sweeney's origin story, so i'd like to hear Chris and Derrick's, and thought other people might find it interesting too. Either way, thanks for making my 45 minute drives back and forth from work more entertaining, despite nearly making me crash a few times from laughing soo hard. My lawyers will be in touch if and when that finally happens lol

Damien Sawyers

Would you guys ever want to get Justin Whang on the show? I think he'd be a great guest and would fit perfectly in the roster of guests you guys have had so far

Icecoldtip

Hey cast of the Park Wank podcast, first time patron, been listening on and off since the womb and recently came into a large sum of money (30 bucks), here's your cut.  For years I preferred compression shirts over normal shirts because I liked the look and feel of them. I wore them all the time from casual hangouts to family dinners and never thought much of it until someone pointed out that it was weird. Was there anything you guys frequently wore/did for a long time that would be considered strange by most people that you thought wasn't and were completely socially ignorant to without realizing it?

Zero

Question for everyone, I'm currently saving up a year's worth of bills to pursue a career in audio production. After I saved up, I planned on quitting my job to give it my all. I didn't go to school for it, but I have been buying all the hardware and software I need for the past couple years. Any advice is welcome, as this is a passion of mine.

Vaering

Hello there ya beautiful bastards except Sween! I was spike with a friend about dystopias that still have a certain pull to them e.g Cyberpunk and Fallout. While horrible beyond belief there is a certain charm to them, so my question is which universe/world would you want to live in that is actually not that great of a place?

GreyGhost remembers what the Alien Antfarm guy did

Aloha to my three favorite honorary queers. Everyone always asks you these funny questions, but mine is different. How ya doin boys? How are you as people? Life good? bad? somewhere in between? Physical and mental health? Call your parental figures lately? That kinda shit.

GreyGhost remembers what the Alien Antfarm guy did

BOYS! I just asked a question but I thought of another good one. What would your final meal be? Also how do you feel about final meals as a concept? Should we give the worst of the worst that decency? Personally I think it’s a kinda nice gesture.

Lilly Drinking Piss is So disrespectful to her Character

My Snark Tank Hoodie and Hat just came in the mail today. Really fast too! Meanwhile I've been waiting for a pair of Sneakers from Puma for a whole month now. FUCK FEDEX! I heard they might be rebranding cause noone trust Fedex. Anyway, this was all just to say I hate FedEx, Fuck You FedEx You Fucking Fuck

CumCumInMe,CumCumInMe,CumOnMyPeenFagsRGayAndSoIsMe

Been here since before the snark tank, following all three of you various racial slurs, and I just wanna say thank you for all the laughs. I hope Chris and Derrick do more music together because I've been EDGING for YEARS about starship kanonbomb, I really want to know what's up with that. I'd also like to know where to find the song at the end of the video for dethamphetamine

VaughnOfTheDead

What's up you bucket of racial slurs, I have been watching Chris since I found his song covers 10 fucking years ago and since episode 0 of the podcast. I am finally in a position where I can donate and become homeless. If you guys could have any fictional weapon, what would it be?

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2024-05-26 14:24:51 Rewriteming this shorter and less manic: Just found out I'm in a homophobic cult but I'm also hella not straight and I am plotting my escape. Do y'all have a specific moment when your reality was utterly shattered?
2024-05-15 07:33:13 Rewriteming this shorter and less manic: Just found out I'm in a homophobic cult but I'm also hella not straight and I am plotting my escape. Do y'all have a specific moment when your reality was utterly shattered?

Rewriteming this shorter and less manic: Just found out I'm in a homophobic cult but I'm also hella not straight and I am plotting my escape. Do y'all have a specific moment when your reality was utterly shattered?

better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum

Greetings boys, I am currently chilling in Madagascar And found out they recently introduced a new law here. It stipulates that any one who rapes will get their balls confiscated by the state. What are your thoughts?

Currently getting some sloppy dome from Gollum

Hello you filthy Fucks What is the gayest hobby a man can have? I’m thinking horse riding, let the discussion begin P.S. hearing Sween read out the credits makes me want to rip my ears out my ass. God bless

AllHandsOnDick

Hello Snark boys, kind of a long write in today, so bare with me. I recently went to go see Sleep Token at Red Rocks in Colorado for my sister's birthday. The show was great, but holy shit is Red Rocks the most overhyped dogshit. They overbooked like a delta flight, so we had to park on the steep hill leading to the actual parking lot, and had to hike damn near a mile up to the ticketers. Then when we got in, we could not for the life of us find a seat, or anywhere to stand relatively comfortably, so we opted for one of those out of the way corners where you can kinda see the stage, but there were still 20 other people over there. Add in 15 dollar beers, low oxygen levels, and rain, and it added up to a show I could've lived without going to. My question, has a shitty setting ever ruined something you've been looking forward to.

CumCumInMe,CumCumInMe,CumOnMyPeenFagsRGayAndSoIsMe

Hello, diversity hires. Yall have joked about Sweeny being autistic, but a lot the concerstional mannerisms that Sweeny has are strikingly similar to my own, and I am autistic, I would say that Sween is AT LEAST on the spectrum Don't gloat about this too much, Chris, you're a tard too.

Don't call me Shirley.

Hello snarks ,Quick follow up to really beat in how inept Microsoft and Xbox currently is, some people may not know this but Xbox doesn't hire employees they hire contractors so a game in development will never have veterans working on it because I believe they work on it for 12 or 8 months then are forced to leave. Tango was let go because they wanted to hire more people for a sequel.

Jew-ker vs Blackman

Hey there Shark Tank! What type of fighting game characters would you classify each other as (Rushdown, grappler, zoner, etc.)

I'm not a big fan of the government (30 on 30)

Hey shit, piss, and cum. If you could sneak a secret message or note into something that would only appear once and never again, where would you put it and what would it say? I like James may's idea of having "you've wasted your life" pop up on your car dashboard screen.

Pan_of_Jello

Helllo boys your recent conversation on fish is super interesting to me because I work in a meat and seafood department and the amount of people who come in and buy the nastiest fucking fish ever is sickening. My question for yall is what is the best looking food you’ve been served thats actually been shit? Love y’all boys ps monster Rehabs are elite

Duke of Disorder

Hello Snarkussys, since you fuckers naturally worked my original question into an entire topic (the drink rant) I've come up with something new. Do you have any interesting format ideas for future live shows? Maybe work in a bit of audience interaction such as who has the worst take, who is objectively wrong, perhaps some ideas on games to play with the audience? Would you consider hitting the SE? Perhaps Nashville or Atlanta, if I'm super lucky maybe even Huntsville? P.S. ty Derrick for bringing up Sabaton months ago. They did a show with Judas Priest here in Huntsville and Sabaton was fucking awesome live.

Luvz2Spooge

Hello jojo's bizzare N-word, badland chuggs and brendaniel, here is a hypothetical: you're in line at a bar and the bouncer says "welcome to the Spermy spitoon, how gay are you?". How do you respond?

Liam Sheedy

How do the snark boys think about a 50 cent many men gay cover.

James Saint Little

Hello sirs, if you guys were professional closers for a baseball team, what would you walk out song be? Example: Marino Rivera’s song that played when he closed for the Yankees was Enter Sandman.

It goes like this, the fourth the fifth. The monster condom, magnum dick

Has a partner ever said something during sex that pulled you out of the moment or even made you stop? Example: a girl I knew once asked if I “like pounding this c-nt” I don't think I'd ever lost interest mid-thrust, until then. I use the word constantly but in that context it felt so gross. Genuinely don’t know if I could get through the workweek without content and your guys’ is among the best. Cheers buddies

JVNUSTHEGOD

yo, sup cunts, what’s something you experienced while high/drunk that made that experiences a thousand times better that you recommend everyone try at least once? ofc going to a great concert and fuckin bitches are easy answers gimme something unique, borderline criminal even.

The Talibum

Are you ever going to do the “most fuckable fruit” tier list?

CreamPuffKun

Hey guys, I think a better comparison for the pheromone conversation would be, playing a game on 30 fps compared to 60 fps

Pete Hernandez

Hello Three Guys, Do a rewrite of DragonBall Evolution.

50 Shades of Gay

Hey Seinfeld Kramer and George… that’s it….

Jew-ker vs Blackman

Oi mates! Apparently Australians call cooked chicken in burger buns a "chicken burger" and not a "chicken sandwich". Thoughts?

BE GAY KHALED

Whatsup snark boys. Got a weird one for ya. Have you ever heard of Morroco allegedly offering America an army of 2000 monkeys to help explode landmines during the invasion of Iraq? Just learned about this, and the idea of a monkey both seeing the effects of, and not being able to comprehend land mines absolutely sent me spiraling. Be easy my boys.

GreyGhost remembers what the Alien Antfarm guy did

FOLLOW UP AS REQUESTED: Hey it’s me the guy with the crazy hot ex. Firstly I’d like to say I appreciate all the advice it was helpful and therapy sounds cool but unfortunately I live in America so, yeah. Me and my great current girlfriend have been together about 10 months and these feelings of my ex only kinda started surfacing about two months ago when I heard her sister got arrested for GTA. Between the two relationships was about 7 months which I admit probably wasn’t long enough, but when I met my current girlfriend I kinda knew I had to snatch her up while I could, don’t miss your shot and all. But as I said I didn’t really feel this problem until recently. Chris you get the gold medal as your advice was honestly very spot on, I think you’re really onto something i’ve never considered with the pheromones thing. Sweeneys was great too and honestly hearing him be so genuine about it and hearing you had a similar experience made me feel better about it all. Derrick you were… pretty far off. Don’t get me wrong you’re right the most I think, but no I’m not a gooner or a sex addict lol, Im not asking chicks to like suspend me upside down and suck my dick and shove an accordion up my ass and shit. and my current girlfriend is still hot to me. All that said I took your advice and talked to my lady, TURNS OUT, she hasn’t been 100% satisfied with our sex either and we just haven’t communicated well about sex at all (there’s been other personal shit going on with our families that’s occupied our talks and stuff i guess). I’ve slept with more people than her but she had one REALLLLLLY long relationship basically and he was a cunt and very lame in bed. two pump chump roll over pass out type, but he also didn’t like: hearing her moan, eating pussy, receiving head, dirty talk, or really anything that wasn’t just fucking. He might be gay looking at it that way 🧐. But basically she wasn’t really ever able to try things that she liked or be herself in bed if that makes sense. But we talked and it was good, and I think going forward we can definitely have better sex and be more compatible that way. AT LEAST I was thinking that until I took that last bit of advice and came hard as fuck right into her eyeballs. Now her eyes won’t open and she put out a restraining order on me. Thanks for the support and as always the laughs, cheers.

Dilf Lundgren

Greetings fellow mistakes! I went homeless to ask this question... I accidentally made a girl squirt and ruin the carpet in front of my grandma, once (long story). I guess I'm more of a deviant that Sir Blackman. Amyway, what is your favorite awful story to tell? Side note, gay collab with Brojob or Hydracoque when?

Biggy Dick Titties

Yo Snick Snark and Snuck, imagine, if you will, a world where you can cum in anything. Literally anything. Animals, buildings, people. Sex in this reality is as common as shaking hands, STDs are nonexistant, and there is no such thing as SA. What's the first thing that's getting your Sementic Syrum? Stay gay, baes

The ghost of RFK JR’s brain worm now possessing him

Hello people + colour inverted Yeti. First time, long time from Ireland. Been following Chris ever since episode 6 of Sacred. I’ll cut to the chase as my question is a profoundly autistic one; In a Battle-Royale fought between three Chris’s, three Derricks and two Sweens; who wins? You are all located in a single IKEA store, you have no access to any weapons from the outside but are free to utilise the environment and cheap Nordic furniture as you deem fit. Will the Chris’s hide away and ambush from the darkness, will the Derricks build some elaborate base or will the two sweens loudly argue before strangling eachother? (they’re both agreeing on the same point but neither of them know it) BONUS: If there was a fourth team, consisting solely of the people you have made fun of during this episode, how would the end result change?

wait woah, hold on, this guy is subscribed to the patreon for $300, he's so cool and probably has lots of friends and a huge PP

What up dick and a pair of balls, I'm looking for a bit of advice here. I'm sick to fucking death of working part time retail and living off of just enough nutrients to sustain me, and have always been curious about doing ANYTHING creative, but struggling with ADHD. I'm medicated now, and would love to edit videos, but scripts are another mess I'll tackle later. My question today is, what software, entry tier hardware, and platform would you guys recommend? I already have a functioning computer and a funny idea of what I want to make, I just need a little guidance and motivation. Love y'all, hugs and kisses and cummies <3

randeep kang

Aright guys, Blackman's justice league members and Blackman's justice league contingency

Dmnsrage

Hello tank full of snark, I'm eagerly anticipating my physical collectors edition of Baldurs Gate 3. I've stayed away from all materials regarding that game and spoilers so could I have some starting game advice. I've never played before thanks

Miguel O'Hara's Transmasc Pussy

Not a question, just thought you guys might like to know that I got asked out *twice* while wearing the Scumbag shirt. Apparently it's like catnip to dudes who "just want to be friends." Also, my mom laughed for almost an entire minute despite not knowing anything about Sweeney or this podcast. 10/10 recommended product.

Braeden Burge

Don’t know if someone’s asked this lately, but what albums have you guys loved so far this year? Also wanna recommend the new Billie Eilish album that she just dropped with no singles. I only recommend it because I know Derrick has specifically mentioned how he doesn’t necessarily enjoy her style of singing, but I think she really shows a wide vocal range on this newest record, much more than her first two records. It might be her best, as much as I love her debut. There’s also a lot of interesting inspirations in the ten tracks, like shoegaze and 80s synth pop ballads, just to start. If you ever thought she was one-note, this album completely shatters those notions. There really isn’t a more creative duo in pop music at the moment than Billie and her brother Finneas, in my opinion. Thanks for reading all this rambling if you get to the end, and no worries if you skipped the latter half, Chris lol

TomTomOurLord

Hey boys had a thing I thought would be a nice discussion. What’s a worse movie in your opinion, Amazing Spider Man 2? or Spider Man No Way Home? They both feel like commercials to just sell more toys. No way home without the hype from the theater is kind of a bad movie. Wonder what you guys think.

Lilly Drinking Piss is So disrespectful to her Character

Hey Chris Delia and friends, Watching Planet of the apes got me thinking; At what point does an animal stop being an animal? Like what if one day, your dog starts talking but remains at same level of intelligence? Are you still going to treat him the same? Or are you gonna treat him differently since you can talk with him now?

Emiliooooo

Hey fellas, would you rather be turned topsy turvy in a shitty porta-potty for a year or have the entire world’s population line up and smack you as hard as possible one time? Thanks for the laughs

Luvz2Spooge

Dear ghetto hooligans and Mr white man, sir, are there any 90's/2000's commercials that live in your head rent free to this day?

better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum

Greetings boys, a while back my Aunt fell down the conspiracy rabbit hole and now believes the war in Ukraine is not actually happening and Bill Gates is putting microchips in vaccines. This made me wonder, were people always this crazy? Has misinfo online really turned normal people into unhinged lunatics or did these people always exist in society and the internet has just made them louder and more self assuring in their delusions.

Papa_Gzeus

Hey hey hey boys, since you're all experts of making gay some covers, what are some homo erotic versions of games or movies that you would make?

Gaylo 3 CBT

Heya, boyos! You guys are always talking about the terrible places you've lived, which makes me wonder. Do you have any thing you liked about the terrible places you lived? Like was the roach house in a convenient location?

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2024-05-26 14:24:51 Hey boys, I genuinely wanna know, what makes a good pizza? I’ve had pretty damn good pizza on the west coast no cap but why does NYC have the best pizza? Dustin Furman claims it’s overrated so I’m wondering if it’s some form of New York elitism ? Cheers
2024-05-21 05:49:30 Hey boys, I genuinely wanna know, what makes a good pizza? I’ve had pretty damn good pizza on the west coast no cap but why does NYC have the best pizza? Dustin Furman claims it’s overrated so I’m wondering if it’s some form of New York elitism ? Cheers

Hey boys, I genuinely wanna know, what makes a good pizza? I’ve had pretty damn good pizza on the west coast no cap but why does NYC have the best pizza? Dustin Furman claims it’s overrated so I’m wondering if it’s some form of New York elitism ? Cheers

Long Schlong Silver

Hey Mopey, Dopey and Smokey. Who had better villains, Spiderman or Batman?

Dr. Rococknik’s Obscene Peen Machine

Afternoon Snarky Boys. You wake up tomorrow as the opposite gender, race or sexuality. Which one is more of change to how you live your life moving forward? Keep up the top quality entertainment that is one of the few things that gets me through the working day.

ASTROBOY

Hey was up the mans,the myths, and the legends just wanted ask have yall seen that clip of tyler the creator rejecting a gay man with 200% Poison damage on this man existance and if this happened to wat would you do lol. (Look up jerrod carmichael show on youtube)

Josh_RailgunRaccoon

Whats up Chris, Black Colin, aswell as Black & overall large Dustin! With Hellblade 2 just releasing, it gave me the hyperthetical on what would be your most disliked or worst time period to randomly wake up to the next morning. Mine would honestly be Norse Mythology. I'm someone who found both Hellblade & GoW2018 okay, & AC Valhalla gave me super aids. So the entire mythology to me has been fucked to death in gaming, & just turns me off from the time period so much that if I were to wake up in it. I'd off myself faster than Mini-Me in the ring with coked up Goku Have a good rest of the Chaturbate call session <3

“Old Brown Chode” by Lil Gay SeX

Hello babes. Since you guys are planning on doing the podcast in person again, have you thought about doing more than just the podcast under the “snark tank brand” like livestreams or short little challenge videos or something else. Even though i would love to watch them, i feel like the podcast would get neutered a bit since you guys wouldnt have as much time. Thanks for placing cum in my ears every week and i hope your show continues to be a suck sex

wait woah, hold on, this guy is subscribed to the patreon for $300, he's so cool and probably has lots of friends and a huge PP

greetings fellow hard penis havers I know you guys are all averse to turn based combat in games, but not gonna lie, I would pay money to watch you three (or even just one of you) do a Let's Play or whatever of Lisa: The Painful. The game is hilarious, the soundtrack slaps in a gross sort of two homeless people having sex kinda way, and the more depressing bits made at least me cry a whole lot. If not a live playthrough, I'd love to hear your guys' thoughts on the game. Sorry for the tism spasms over an older indie release, looking forward to the live shows going forward

Dmnsrage

Yes every time yall talk about it I go *skipskipskipskipskipskip*

Lizurd

Hey boys, Quick one since you guys cover the Ethan Ralph adjacents from time to time. Did you guys see that Nick rekeita dude high outta his mind jacking it on stream? Then a few days later got raided & arrested for possession of drugs and guns.

Zinn_Neon

Second post but not a question have you seen the video Keith David being piccolo by Kaiser Neko Here's a link if it works https://youtu.be/buXDMYwwot0?si=oaL0EHt18b1qKhbQ

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2024-05-26 14:24:51 Simple, but profound, question I heard... Is making art inherently gay?
2024-05-26 06:44:22 Simple, but profound, question I heard... Is making art inherently gay?

Simple, but profound, question I heard... Is making art inherently gay?

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2024-05-26 14:24:51 I been real dumb wut duh hell do I do?
2024-05-26 07:09:50 I been real dumb wut duh hell do I do?

I been real dumb wut duh hell do I do?

Massa Chief

Would you rather always STRONGLY hallucinate that there was a harmless, yet rambunctious stick-bug in your mouth, OR perminently have your S's swapped with your D's? Yes, this also applies to yals Latin languages too.

Newman B. Goonin

Hello there Chris, Derrick, and Goblin Laugh. Long time listener and so on. I have become fully obsessed with Cyberpunk 2077 and now that CDPR has officially ended support for the game to work on the sequel and the next Witcher I must ask have either of you thought of going back and giving the game another try? With the Phantom Liberty expansion and 2.0 updates it is honestly one of my favorite video games right now.