The MERCH is Upon Us! (Patreon)

Hey, fellers! Some good news! We've got our spiffy little Merch Shop all stocked up and prepped for a soft launch (just gotta iron out some kinks with the domain.) We've got a small but fun selection of hats, hoodies, and tees prepped for you guys. Available for all $5 and up Patrons starting on May 1st, and available for the public on May 17th.

HOW THE ROLLOUT WILL WORK:

We're essentially starting this operation in an early access capacity so that you, our homeless army of loyal supporters (who I worry about), get first dibs on all the stuff in the store including some mega-stupid designs that will be unavailable once the shop goes live for everyone. We're using this as a gage to see which stuff works, which stuff is in highest demand, etc.

In addition to this early access, we're giving you guys the cheapest prices on these items that our manufacturer will allow. This essentially means you're getting a HEAVILY discounted price on everything in the shop until Friday May 17th, when the shop opens for everyone. At which point, prices will go up a bit. As much as we like giving stuff away, we're operating a business here! (So, get your Three Sween Moon while you got the chance!) 

If you're one of our $25 and up patrons, you'll also be getting access to the raw high quality files and assets for these designs so you can take 'em and slap 'em on whatever you wish if you're into that stuff. We only ask that you don't sell them.

We'll share the PASSCODE for the early shop when it goes live on May 1st. Thanks for your support and your patience while we set this up. We hope you enjoy some of the dumb stuff we're cooking.

Remember! We're always looking for artists to collaborate with too! So if you've got an artistic bone in your body, lets work together on some cancerous imagery!