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2nd Fan Written Skit!!! (Patreon)

Published:
2017-03-16 14:05:00
Edited:
2018-03-12 21:37:45
Imported:
2021-03

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It is that time again!!! Time to suggest a line of dialogue/prop for FAN WRITTEN SKIT!!

So here is what you have to do:

Suggest a LINE of dialogue (You can specify a certain Normie to say it)

Suggest a prop to use (You can also specify who, if you want)

Basically we will be creating a skit using lines of dialogue you give us, no matter WHAT those lines are! Just write down something random! Your idea will (have to) get used. You can specify more than one thing but we may only choose ONE of the things you suggest!

For reference here is the randomness that was our last Fan Written Skit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlTQcXYSdOs&t=58s

So start shouting off in the comments! GO!
 

Comments

Anonymous

Chris looks at someone in the room suddenly and says "Everything's better with some wine in the belly" (Tyrion) As he drinks water using a game of chalice (or just a cup) holding any sword.

Anonymous

Suraj and Marketa stand face-to-face and Marketa says (in her best possible Cersei voice): "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die". Then the camera zooms out and they start playing 1v1 musical chairs to the theme of Super Mario.

LadyVenom Way

Brown Pat "Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara, I'm a frigging princess."

Joe Mags

Have all of the Normies stand in a half circle shouting "what is fed may never die", except for Micky... he'll be sitting on a chair in the middle of the half circle eating a Vegemite sandwich.

Joe Mags

PS: that's not a typo, unlike last time lmao

Anonymous

"Make Stannis great again!!!"

Joe Mags
>>4298265

Seems as though he was always looking for some bad hombres haha

Joe Mags

lmao, we (the fans) are always pushing GOT on them.

Allison

Someone only speaks in Princess Bride quotes.

Anonymous

Have Chris at any point in the skit randomly yell "MY CABBAGES" and start whimpering. Avatar fans will understand. ( maybe Will smashing cabbages with Lucille ).

Anonymous

2 Normies play sword fighting in a full role play mode ( preferably outside), till a random girl/ girls walk by them and they freeze in embarrassment. When she leaves they immediately take off their robes or whatever and walk silently away in disgrace.

ToySouljah

For the ending have all the Normies huddle around a PC and realize they're merely players to a horrible fan skit. They all look at each other shocked, then have Suraj in his best Dominic Monaghan/Charlie accent utter "Guys...what are we?!" cut to black to a white text that reads "NORMIES" ala LOST.

Pavi

I want someone to throw cards like Gambit from the X-Men. (Bonus points if they attempt to speak with the Cajun accent.)

Anonymous

Have a West Side Story style fight with your switch blade combs.

Anonymous

Play red light, green light with a weeping angel.

LadyVenom Way
>>4300952

The "Where are we?" line is such a classic, I can picture Suraj saying that really well haha

Randy Neal

Have Suraj and Micky get into a heated argument. When they can not resolve it, Suraj says, "There's only one way to settle this." To which Micky replies "I agree." Then they both say "Sword fight!". Two of the other Normies try to hand them swords but are completely ignored as Suraj and Micky begin to unbutton their pants and walk into the bedroom and close the door.

Danyal Aslam

Have Will holding Lucille, then he sees another better looking baseball bat and Will thinks to himself "Look at that subtle off-white colouring, the tasteful thickness of it... Oh my God, it even has a watermark" all the while he makes the same expressions as Christian Bale.

Pickupthepieces76

Rick to negan: we've been getting complaints about to many filler episodes. Negan: well, i did my part. Killed of a bunch of your people and even butchered an a-character. Rick: but your ki.. Father gabriel interrupts: now now gentlemen.. Negan immediately bashes him to death Negan: sorry, he annoyed me Rick: no no, i understand. His character redemption was too little too late. On a completely separate note, have you met rosita yet?

Anonymous

Have Chris grab Mickey's crotch for the full minute it takes to perform Busta Rhymes lyrics from 1:30 to 2:30 in the Chris Brown Video "Look at me now." <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gyLR4NfMiI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gyLR4NfMiI</a>

Lauren S.

Lmao ok I am not nearly creative enough for this stuff so I'll leave it to all these crazies

Anonymous

Someone in the group say "Not my Cabbages!" from Avatar the Last Airbender.

Anonymous

Chris looks at someone in the room suddenly and says "Everything's better with some wine in the belly" (Tyrion) As he drinks water using a game of thrones chalice (or just a cup) holding any sword.

Anonymous

have the whole group excited for a new show, but chris has already watch the show. he then tells you guys to watch the first and last episode cause every other episode is filler. you guys finish the show in 1 reaction video. chris is happy after thinking he proved his point, yall give him THE LOOK and all of u take the swords from the walls and arm urselfs and each of you representing a different show u react too saying one liners to chris ( for example suraj can be john locke from lost, rana can be katara, Navi can be the first female doctor from doctor who). Chris gets mad and goes super sayen, avatar state or something else from your shows. you then fight chris like he is some raid boss from warcraft. skit ends with you guys looking all fked up and tired. Marketa comes out of nowhere with a tray of hash brownies, she then gives some BS speech about peace and working together( camera slowly zooms into her face as says the speech with patriotic music). she then says if u stop she'll give yall hash brownies. you all agree and yall eat the brownies and die from poison. Marketa smiles and pushes anyone died of the couch turns on the tv and watches my little pony. She then laughs her evil laugh and realizes she forgot do something, she then goes over and farts into chris face. The End.

Pavi

Damn. Some of ya'll are seriously extra

Anonymous

Person 1: "How do you know this?" Person 2: "That's what I do. I react and I know things." lol its a play of Tyrion's words

Maria

someone wear the red ranger mask and yell IT'S MORPHIN TIME

Anonymous

"Yip... Yip"

Lauren S.

I just wanna see the Canadian anthem in there some where... cus we're awesome

Anonymous

Have a scene where Brown Pat tries to replace the React Wheel with one where the spaces are all Ballers and Porn. Have another scene where White Pat is daydreaming about pancakes.

Anonymous

Have one Normie somehow go through a Rick and Morty-esque dimensional flop where ya'll dress and act like one another in bizarro fashion but only for like 10 seconds

Anonymous

Lucille vs Longclaw, the fight of the century. Will wields Lucille, while Nahid wields Longclaw. Targaryen blood, motherfucker!

Anonymous

I want to hear Micky out of nowhere says "mutton" in Davos voice, and somebody comes at hime and say "mutton? you want some mutton? who else wants mutton?" then everyone glitch and just say MUTTON MUTTON MUTTON ...

Anonymous

Don't react to harshly but....I think we're all Normies... (from Avatar, cave of two lovers)

Anonymous

At some point please have at least one person singing "Secret tunnel... secret tunnel... through the mountains... secret secret secret secret tunnel... yeah." while doing the same arms windmilling dance as the hippies in ATLA.

Anonymous

yip..................yip