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[Uncut] Movie reaction - Army of the Dead (Patreon)

Published:
2021-05-29 21:24:22
Edited:
2021-05-29 21:25:05
Imported:
2021-05

Content

Patrons get it first! Let us know how you liked this movie! My Hero uncut coming later today :)

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Comments

Stealth_

That zombie tiger tho 🐾

Jamil Hicks

Nooooooo uncut 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Daniel R

Where's Ranaaaaaaa

Champion Bescos

I get the concept of ‘mindless fun’ movies… Recent examples like the first Transformers, Ready Player One, some of the Fast and Furious ficks arguably. But this… this wasn’t it. There were so many things wrong with this film, and to top it off, I’d say it was also visually Snyder’s weakest and most forgettable film to date. Given that he was the writer, director, and cinematographer, this failure is all on him.

Alex Mills

As far as Netflix movies go I didn’t think it was that bad. The Story was ass but the zombies shit was cool enough to stick around.

Gaius Frakking Baltar

Snyder's shallow depth-of-field cinematography would have been interesting if it had been used judiciously, but it was employed for nearly the *entire* movie. This may have been forgivable if the plot hadn't been as shallow as the depth of field. As Red Letter Media and others have noted, it was an egregious ripoff of Aliens. Some people are claiming this was done as a "tribute" to Aliens - um, no. This was either sheer laziness or creative bankruptcy (or equal measures of both). However I have to admit that there were decent bits of fun buried in this snooze-fest, so I give it two Zombies out of five. 🧟🧟

Daniel R

Great movie, working on a Zack Snyder film must be so much fun

Nick

Terrible movie, I don't really understand how these movies build so much hype lmao

derick ako
>>60842331

your standards for whats good must be really high cus this movie was nowhere near terrible, it wasn't great but definitely not bad

PS
>>60842331

it has a rating of 5.9 on IMDB so it must be pretty bad, usually ratings are at the highest at release and drop further, this movie could fall below 5, which is reserved for absolute trash

Nick
>>60842331

@derick i guess 5/10 & 6/10 must be peak movie quality then in your book.. Lmao... There was just so much things that lacked common sense... But i guess you could enjoy the movie if you just didn't pay that much attention to it while watching.

Moisty Justice
>>60836767

thats what how i felt going! just sit back and watch shit go boom. But then the plot began to become so random and then everyone died because of kate and her dumb decisions. Then people having to look into it more just to justify certain aspects. like no its just not a well put together film

Justin

Why is everyone so mad 🤣 the movie was not that fucking bad

Bob
>>60851298

for real these losers swore a blood vendetta on snyder or something

Bob
>>60842331

We cant all be scholars like you and only enjoy masterful art. Forgive us

Nick
>>60842331

@bob a story doesn't have to be some grand art piece.. It just has to make sense within it's own boundaries... That movie didn't hence my low opinion of it. As i said if you weren't really paying much attention to ot then it would probably be enjoyable but if you actually watched it things bartista and helicopter girl flying off in a helicopter while zombie man was on a roof to go save his daughter yet somehow the zombie man on the horse arrives to that building before them would urk you.

Jules Eris
>>60851298

nah fam I love Snyder, he's one of my favourite directors, but Army of the Dead sucked major donkey balls

gpaul

I went to this with surprisingly high expectations because of the reviews it was getting but damn was it underwhelming. Its not as fun or gory as it should be, and not as much action or zombie killing as you would expect.

gpaul
>>60855541

I expected a ton more action and zombie killing than what we got

Max

This movie is pretty alright but the plot really starts to fall apart when you think about it more than 5 seconds

Thoko

I was planning to watch this movie until I read the comments here. Now it doesn't seem worth it

Marcb92

The movie was decent. Let’s be real, this is a ZOMBIE MOVIE. None of it is real. What is the point in trying to critique the plot? If you set your standards super high because Zach Snyder’s name is attached to it, then you played yourself. But if you compare this movie to other zombie movies, that would make sense.

shenanigans

Will there be a cut version?