I’d Rather Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth, Than Take My Wife’s Cock in Mine (Patreon)

I’d Rather Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth, Than Take My Wife’s Cock in Mine

Written By: SteeleBlazer

I was really excited when my wife told me she’d ordered us some Python Pills. For those of you who don’t know what Python Pills are, they’re these pills that claim to make men bigger. Bigger, as in both your muscles, and your man-muscle. Basically, it makes you jacked, and gives you a big jackhammer for a penis. Or as the bottle says “Transforms your arms into muscular pythons and your trouser snake into a python too!”

Sounds too good to be true... I know.

And also, I’ll just say, I’m already quite the big man in more ways than one... But, hey my wife bought them for me, and I wasn’t about to look a gift horse in the mouth. Only if I knew her intentions, I think I would have. Because I’ll tell you this, I rather be looking a gift horse in the mouth, then looking at the gigantic python girly dick of my wife's, and having it in my mouth.

Which is exactly what happened.

Yeah, to think I was skeptical that the pills would actually work, turns out they do work, and they work really fucking well. Speaking of fucking...

That’s all my wife wants to do now that she’s buff and muscular, and hung like that god damn gift horse I’ve mentioned. She’s like a race horse always raring to go, only she’s not some little filly, but a big, bronc bucking stallion, and she’s the one who rides me. She rides me hard, and puts me away wet. She never touches or sucks my own dick anymore. She refuses too, she just forces me to suck her off, and then she fucks me and pounds me and uses and abuses me. Thanks to those damn Python Pills she’s got the muscles and strength to manhandle me, and the great big she-cock to fuck me with! All she cares about is her own pleasure and getting her own rocks off.

And that’s another thing... Speaking of rocks... Or really balls. She’s got em. A big, bouncy pair of balls, that seem to brimming with a never-ending supply of her she-semen. That’s right she’s got testicles, and I never would have thought my wife would have a bigger dick then me, let alone bigger balls. This just isn’t right.

She’s more jacked than me, and she’s also far more endowed than me. And I’m not some prissy little nancy boy. I’m a man, a pretty big one too. But, it seems like my wife might be manlier than me. I hate saying that. I do, because in many ways she’s still a beautiful woman, and I really fucking love my wife. I just don’t want to be getting fucked by my wife and that huge cock of hers.

But, I’m helpless compared to her. She’s so strong that she can easily overpower me, and I try to tell her no, but she doesn’t care or listen. What’s worse is she likes to point out the big point poking out of my trousers. It seems like my dick kind of... Sorta... Does like being manhandled by my wife, and it might have, once or twice... Or maybe even a dozen or so times ejaculated while she was having her way with me.

I don’t care though. I just don’t think it's right for both me and my wife to bust a nut at the same time. Only I generally shoot my load into the bedsheets, or onto the couch, while she shoots her lady load into my ass. While she thinks it’s a good fuck, that’s not my idea of a good hard fuck.

It’s hard alright, the only thing harder than how she fucks me, is that lady dick of hers. She fucks me long and she fucks me hard. I might try to resist, but again I’m just too weak, and she’s able to just mangle me and manhandle me with those brawny arms of hers. Again those Python Pills, gave her jacked up muscular pythons for arms. Arms bigger and stronger than my own. Arms that she uses to twist my own up like pretzels as she mangles and manhandles me.

What’s more I think she likes doing so, she seems to take great pleasure in ripping and tearing and yanking my clothes off from me. Once she has me naked, she generally takes me behind and forces me against the wall, or against the bed, or the couch, or really whatever piece of furniture is closest and then just slams that huge ramming rod of hers all the way into my ass, getting it to go deeper than I thought possible.

As I said before, I just don’t think it's right for a man’s wife to be the one fucking him from behind. I don’t care how many times I’ve cummed, it’s just not right. I’ve never really liked doggy style myself. I’ve always preferred to fuck my wife from the front, facing her. Missionary style... Only, I don’t think I like it that way anymore either.

I hate being helpless on my back and her holding my legs, while she pumps away with that steely piston like cock of hers, going in and out of me, and sending shivers throughout my body with every bed shaking thrust she makes. It just doesn’t make me feel very manly. It’s all very emasculating, looking at her, her body glistening with sweet and her muscles rippling and bulging with the slightest movement. Her breasts undulating up and down, bouncing right along with those big balls of hers. I can feel them slap my ass, what's worst is the way my own cock and balls flop up and down, slapping my stomach as she fucks me.

It’s just so humiliating watching the way my soft flaccid cock bounces up and down softly slapping my stomach during sex. Only it gets worse, because sure enough, the more she keeps pumping me, the more my cock seems to actually enjoy it. It gets hard, only this doesn’t stop it from flopping, it just makes it worse, because I can see just how small and tiny my own pecker is compared to hers.

And it just doesn’t stop there. She just keeps pushing, and grinding, and pumping, and thrusting as she fucks me harder than I’ve ever fucked her. It all culminates with a huge orgasm. Where not only does she fill up my ass with her she-cum, but she also pulls it out and sprays me down further. The worst part of all this is, I cum too, and I spill my own seed onto my belly. But, it's only a small little puddle, compared to the geyser of cum she drenches me in.

She loves to tease me about this too. And generally, this is when she’ll start teasing me about having a smaller dick than hers. She just loves to rub it in how much bigger her dick is, all while she rubs her dick against mine. I know from her moans just how much she gets off on being bigger than me, for her womanhood to be so much bigger than my manhood, she just loves comparing our dicks and showing off how much bigger she is. She’ll stroke both our cocks in those strong, but soft hands of hers, and within minutes she’ll be just as hard as ever, and my own cock will be soft and flaccid next to that raging monster of a cock of hers.

And so, she winds up taking me over and over again, day after day, night after night, and it’s just enough to leave a man exhausted. I know this all is a lot to take in, much like how my wife’s dick is a lot for me to take in. And I know what I just said was quite a mouthful, just like how my wife’s cock is quite the mouthful.

Speaking of mouthfuls... My wife never liked blowjobs before, but that’s all changed thanks... But, really no thanks, to these Python Pills. To think I was excited when my wife first told me she bought those pills, to think I thought about and dreamed about all the blowjobs I’d be having. Only thing is these pills suck. They really blow!

By that I mean, I’m the one doing all the sucking and blowing, and I’m the one giving all these blowjobs, and she’s the one getting her dick sucked! It just sucks. I mean literally, I have to suck on that big, rock-hard, rigid she-cock of hers. I hate it!

Sure, it’s not so much how it feels. It feels soft, yet still so damn firm, not an entirely unpleasant thing to have in your mouth... And it’s not so much how it tastes. Sure, it tastes a little salty, but again not really so unpleasant. And I hate to say, while I used to gag on her cum, I find I can now swallow most of it down without any issues, and that too isn’t really so unpleasant... Especially since I’ve kind of acquired a taste for it.

That’s my point though. A man shouldn’t acquire a taste for his wife’s lady cum. It’s just not right. But, I’ve given her so many blowjobs. Heck, most mornings I find I wake up with that cock of hers poking me in the thigh. Better, poking me in the thigh, than poking me in the rear. But, she just whispers to me good morning and then she starts forcing my head down to her crotch, all while smiling that sweet little smile of hers. I try to resist her, but she’s too damn strong.

She tells me it’s time for me to do my husbandly duties, and so she forces me to give her head, first thing in the morning. She’s never given me morning blowjobs ever, and thanks, or no thanks, to Python Pills, I’m giving her a blowjob each and every morning.

What do I get in return nothing. Well... I guess not nothing. You can’t really call the massive load of she-cum she shoots into my mouth nothing. But, that’s all I get. I just have to grin and bear it and shallow that whole hot load of she-spunk she squirts into my mouth each and every morning.

It doesn’t end there; it ends in my rear-end. That’s right. That blowjob is just foreplay to her, and she’s never sated by just the blowjob. In case you haven’t noticed thanks or rather no thanks to those Python Pills, she’s really quite insatiable. She takes me every morning and rides me hard and puts me away wet. Not just wet from dripping with sweat, but wet from all the cum and hot spunk she shoots all over my ass and back. To make it all worse. She then gets first dibs on the shower, and she uses up all the damn hot water.

Oh, sure she’ll let me shower with her. But, that just generally means that I spend more time cleaning her off, than I do myself. And she always makes me clean that dick of hers with my own mouth. No, I rather wait and take a cold shower. In fact, I wish my wife would take a cold shower. She’s always raring to go, and I just can’t take it. I’m battered and bruised, tired and exhausted, and just hate being used and abused like I’m some kind of sex toy, existing solely for her pleasure.

I hate it. I hate those Python Pills. My wife loves them though, as she likes to say they're the best thing that ever happened to her, and to our marriage. Not me though, I hate them! But, most of all, I hate that I’m starting to enjoy it. I’ve come around to enjoying the taste of her cum, and the feeling of it as it explodes into my ass, or splatters against my back. What’s more I’m beginning to enjoy giving my wife blowjobs.

I never thought I’d love giving my wife a bj instead of actually getting one. But, sometimes all it takes is a whiff from that pre-cum, and I can feel myself getting hard. Sure, my own dick is dwarfed by the massive python that my wife is packing, but that only seems to turn me on even more. There’s something oddly sensual about how her cock sways from side to side as she walks up to me, the way it slaps those muscular thighs of hers.

She’s a musclebound beauty with a beast of a cock, that’s rock-hard just like those muscles of hers. And I really do love her now just as much as I ever loved her. But, I really do hate the fact, that I’m starting to love the way she fucks me. It’s just not how a husband-and-wife relationship should be. I have nothing against gay people, but I always thought a man sucking dick was something gay people did. Not something a real man does.

However, I’ve chugged more than my share of cock over the last weeks, and I don’t think there is anything gay about it. Or maybe... If being gay means sucking my wife’s huge she-cock, then I must be gay. In fact, in some ways I’ve never been gayer, and that makes me so damn happy.

I mean, I’ve never had so much sex, I’ve never had so many blowjobs, even if I’m the one doing all the blowing, and I’ve never been so in love with my wife. It’s just hard for me to truly appreciate all this, just as hard it is for me to believe my wife has bigger and harder muscles than me, and a way bigger and harder cock to boot. It’s just hard for me to take in this sudden change. Just like it's still hard for me to take all her massive meaty cock as she pounds my ass. No matter how many times she’s fucked me, it never has gotten any easier for me to take that she-dick of hers.

Yet, in many ways I’m grateful. Those Python Pills my wife bought us have given us a stronger sex life and a stronger relationship and bond, along with of course my wife’s stronger muscular physique and strong penis. While I do hate to look that gift-horse in the mouth. I think I still rather be the one who took those Python Pills instead of my wife, but now she’s the one looking as she puts that horse cock of hers into my mouth. And I know she thinks it was the perfect gift she could have given us, as she just loves giving me that big hard D of hers. And heaven help me, I’m really starting to enjoy taking it!

But, still as much as I truly am starting to love and enjoy it. Trust me when I say I’d rather look a gift horse in the mouth, then take my wife’s cock in mine.