Her Name is Kandy (Short Story) (Patreon)

Her Name is Kandy and She’ll Break Your Heart and Your Jaw!

Written By SteeleBlazer

Her name is Kandy, and you boys better be careful, because while she’s as sweet as her namesake, that won’t stop her from breaking both your heart and your jaw! 

            Lots of people call her Hard Kandy, on account of she’s not just a jawbreaker, but because of her rock-hard muscular physique. She’s a real hardbody hard-ass, and she knocks out all the boys in more ways than one. 

            And that’s Kandy spelled with a “K” as in “K” for kayo or knockout!    

            You see Kandy isn’t like most girls, she’s a fighter, and you better believe I ain’t lying when I say she’s a real knockout! Sure, she’s got a knockout figure, with knockout looks, but thanks to that hardbody physique of hers, she’s also got quite the knockout punch! 

            So, if you’re not floored by her good looks, step in the ring with her, and you’ll be floored by her deadly one-two punch combination. And I’m not talking about her combination of strength and beauty, but let’s just say Kandy is the type of girl who makes both girls and boys envious of her body. 

            Girls wish they had her curves and beauty and boys wish they had her muscles and strength! 

            Yes, she’s certainly easy on the eyes... That is when you’re not squaring off against her in the boxing ring, as she’s been known to dish out more than her share of black eyes to her opponents. She’s the kind of beauty that makes men weak in the knees, and she does so mostly after delivering one heck of a body blow, as she’s been known to bury a punch wrist deep into her foes midsection, making them go weak and rubbery in the knees and falling down. 

            Yes, her prowess in the ring is a real blow to all the so called macho manly men out there, who think that being beautiful means you should soft and demure... And not brutal like Kandy. But the brutal hard truth is, she’s not just stronger than you, she’s tougher than you, and she’ll knock you down a peg or two, before she knocks you out, and she’ll look so damn good while doing it. 

            Just like hard candy she’s bad for your teeth. When asked what kind of candy she was, she always likes to tell the boys she’s a jawbreaker, and once again you better believe her words, or you just might find yourself eating out of a straw for the next few months. She’s got the kind of uppercut that’ll sweep men off their feet, and make em’ feel almost as if they’re floating... That is before they come crashing down to the ground, along with all their misguided beliefs about male muscular supremacy. 

            She doesn’t break either. Try taking her on in the ring and you’ll find that you’ve bitten off more than you can chew, and those punches of yours would have the same effect as if you swallowed a whole fistful of hard candy. And if you think that’s hard to swallow, again it won’t be as hard to swallow as the flurry of leathery punches her fists will reign down on you with brutal fury. You’d swear that someone with the name Kandy should taste, sweet and perhaps she does, but since you were foolish enough to try her in the ring, you’ll never get to sample what’s under the wrapper. 

            You’ll never know if she’ll melt in your mouth, cos she definitely didn’t melt from your hands. She took all the punches you threw and threw some back your way, where you resolve melted under the pressure of pummeling punches. 

            She might be Hard Kandy, but she certainly doesn’t melt under pressure. Her body was forged from the intense pressure of lifting hard, heavy iron weights, and punching stiff, hard, heavy bags. So go ahead and try her wares and try that eight-piece of assorted mouthwatering hard candy treats she calls her abdominals. They’re so sexy you might just find yourself drooling over them, just as you no doubt will wind up drooling all over the canvas mat after you find yourself sprawled out on it. 

            And if you’re lucky she’ll let you sample the wares, and while she’s hot sweet and sticky, with all that sweet sweat shimmering and shining on her lustrous hardbody muscles, you’re not going to sample those treats with your tongue or mouth, but with your fists. Give those abs of hers a punch or two... Or heck even three, four or ten punches! It’s not going to make a difference, you’re just going to bruise your knuckles and injure your wrist, which will make it hard thinking about Kandy late at night while you’re recovering in the hospital with your jaw all wired up. 

            But, sure she’ll let you punch your abs, just as sure as I’m sure you’re going to be more than sore the next few weeks from your boxing match. Kandy might be hard candy, but she’s no sucker, and you thinking that you could beat her, is a suckers bet that she’d gladly accept. 

            And if you think I’m sugarcoating Kandy’s victories and triumphs, I assure you I’m not. The truth is I haven’t pulled any punches in describing her in all her majestic glory with her delicious-looking curves and mouthwatering Mighty Female Muscles. Should you step into the squared circle with Kandy, you should know what to expect, and when you lose just remember that there is no squaring the circle when it comes to her dominance in the boxing ring, because no man can beat Kandy, just like nothing beats Mighty Female Muscles. 

            The fact is, she is just that dominant, and you’d never think that such a sweet girl could ever master the sweet science, then you better think again. 

            Because, as a matter of fact, you wouldn’t be the first foolish man to think he could take her in the ring. However, the true and simple fact is she has a record of 22-0 with all her victories being knockouts... Which means that it truly is a matter of fact that she is one heck of a knockout!  

            And if you think you can win her over outside of the ring... Well, the good news is she won’t break your jaw, but she just might break your heart. Because the only ring she is interested in has four corners and is covered in canvas. But, hey as they say, “All is fair in love and war,” and when you’re battling it out for her affections, at least you’ll have a puncher’s chance at a knockout... Which is way more of a chance than you’ll ever have in an actual ring with her. Because as they also say, “A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.” 

            And no one knows the ropes both inside and outside the boxing ring better than Hard Kandy. 

            So, remember boys and be careful, because while hard candy may be sweet, it can break your jaw... And you might just fall in love with Hard Kandy as you’re falling face down onto the canvas.