At Long Last: Band Merch Table! (Patreon)

Back when Space Opera came out, we absolutely planned to have band t-shirts and such ready to go. People instantly started asking for them and we just got snowed under by the outpouring of attention for the book, my pregnancy, and the imminent kid.

But now, thanks to my amazing designer friend Kris McDermott, Decibel Jones and the Absolute Zeroes finally have their own merch table! (I'm extra excited about the Helvetica shirt, I can't help it, I just think that design is so cool and I'm so happy to have one for my own characters!)

I'm posting the link here for you guys first before the full launch, because I love you and you deserve to have everything first. Enjoy the awesomeness! (Highly recommend the Life Is Beautiful, Life Is Stupid one as a tote bag, it looks amazeballs.)

Many hugs to all of you from the Stormhaus, and thank you so much to those of you who reached out to help us handle the logistics and the bills, which are still...incoming. You are all my heroes.

DECIBEL JONES LIVES