Year of The Fat Cat (Patreon)

Author's Note: These are adaptations of pics I posted on DA and FA! I decided I'd put all three written parts together here and post them to Patreon, including the third chapter which won't go up on DA and FA until tomorrow! Just something to tide y'all over while I cook up something EXTRA special!

Chapter 1: Cat Got Your Bod

Champa heard about the bet Jam made last year, where if the new "Dragon Ball Magic" anime turned out to be real, he'd have to swap bodies with the fat purple cat god for a whole year. Well, unsurprisingly he lost the best and is now a POWERLESS god for that amount of time. This was all caused by a wish made by Light the Luxray after helping Champa gather up the Dragon Balls for the swap.

Light wished for EVERYONE there to swap bodies, not realizing that also meant him as well! Sensing her only chance at freedom, "Femron" (what the female Shenron often called herself) twisted the wish and stole Light's body in the process. Light quickly took notice of this, gripping her big scaly breasts with her reptilian paws. Jam wanted to undo the wish, but the swap took so much energy that the hapless Light was pulled back into the Dragon Balls before she could do anything. Not only that, but Femron had run off in Light's body while everyone was distracted! Once the Dragon Balls had scattered and both Light and Femron had disappeared, Champa and Jam were left standing there like a couple of idiots.

"At least I'm skinny now!" Exclaimed Champa as he pressed his newfound simian fingers against his hairless stomach.

Jam growled and crossed his flabby arms, "You jerk, I can't believe I agreed to this!"

Champa then smirked as he floated into the air, "I still have my god powers, even in your mortal body! I wonder what kind of fun I can have with this..."

Champa then floated over to Jam, who began to sweat profusely as the god monkey stared daggers at him. What kind of silly and embarrassing pranks will the monkey play on his former body in the next chapter? Stay tuned to find out!

Part 2: The God and The Pinata

It had been a day since Jam had gotten stuck in the body of an anthropomorphic fat cat named "Champa". It all happened after Jam made and lost a stupid bet on "Fritter" (the furry version of "Twitter"), which he lost, thus being forced to swap bodies with Champa for a whole year as a consequence. After the swap, Jam quickly discovered he didn't inherit any of Champa's godlike powers! Champa retained those powers even as a monkey and quickly used them to knock Jam unconscious.

A simple slap to the face from a god was enough to knock Jam out for a whole day, something that Champa took quickly took advantage of. He made sure to "prank" Jam in the best way he could, to give the monkey a warm welcome to his new body for the next year...

Jam awoke later and was surprised to find out that he was suspended in mid-air. He looked down at his fat cat body and found that he was now wearing a straitjacket! White towels had been strung together and wrapped around his body to keep him attached to the ceiling. Those very same towels were also wrapped around his legs and his mouth, keeping him from both speaking and trying to kick his way free!

"MMRF! MMPH!" Jam let out muffled yelps of annoyance as he angrily thrashed about in his binds.

Champa simply laughed and floated into mid-air, right before pulling a stick seemingly out of nowhere and using it to poke the cat's big belly, "You make quite a bloated pinata there, don't you, Jam?"

Jam desperately tried to shout an obscenity, but the only thing that could escape his lips were: "MMPH! HMRPH!"

"Dawww, does kitty want to talk? Don't worry, I'll unbind you later! For now, I have to start on a proper diet for my new monkey body. Being skinny has been a lot more boring than I thought it would be, so I think I'll add an additional 400 pounds! What do you think?"

"MMPH!"

"Ah, 500 pounds it is then! Your body will look more like a massive boulder once I'm done with it,"

"MMRFF?!"

"First though, I think I'll have some more fun with you!"

The former cat then floated over to Jam's feet, and started running the stick across his soles. This tickled Jam, causing him to let out muffled laughs. "Ah, such sensitive feetsies there, 'Champa'! I'm having so much fun today!" Said the monkey as he continued to mess with the fat-cat.

After tickling Jam, Champa left to go fill his slender belly. Jam continued to struggle in his binds as he watched his former body stuff his face right in front of him! This was going to be a long year for the fattened kitty-cat...

Part 3: Chunky Monkey

It had been a whole month since Jam lost an embarrassing bet, which placed him in yet another silly swap scenario. He bet "Fritter" (the furry equivalent of "Twitter") that if the newest Dragon Ball series turned out to be real, he'd swap bodies with Champa for one whole year! Unfortunately, the show turned out to be very real indeed and thus Jam was forced to switch places with the fat cat for a whole year.

It had been a tough time for Jam. After the swap, he had to deal with Champa playing with Jam's fat belly. He was also strung up like a pinata as Champa poked and prodded him with a stick, like a kid examining a dead rat from afar.

Even after a month, Jam was still having troubles with his new body. His body was so incredibly fat that it was hard to move around in without bumping into everything! His big belly bounced with each step he took, his folds of flab jiggling in the wind as he walked down to the street to meet with Champa.

He was surprised to find Champa in his body being nearly the same size as him! The tiny monkey had gone from less than 100 pounds to over 500 in just a month! The chunky monkey walked up to his former body while holding a bucket of chicken wings, right before pressing his fat belly against the cat's equally large stomach.

Jam grumbled and crossed his arms, "What the hell?! You were supposed to watch your weight in my body!"

Champa snickered as he pulled a drumstick from the bucket and bit into it, "I did, I watched it grow!"

"Show some dignity in my body, man!"

Champa pointed at the cat's exposed legs, "You're one to talk about 'dignity', you're not even wearing pants!"

Jam rolled his eyes, "I already told you, the 'pants-less with a lab-coat' look is my signature style! How would people know it's me without them?!"

Champa scratched at his monkey-butt with one hand and ate another chicken wing with the other, "I dunno, you could just tell them! While we're on the subject of 'not looking how we normally look', mind telling me how you got so fat in my body?"

Jam scratched at his head nervously, "Well, I sorta... Tried to access your god powers while wearing your body!"

Champa gasped, nearly dropping his chicken wings in the process, "You idiot! Average mortals can't access the powers of a God of Destruction. Any attempt to do so in my body will just bloat you up!"

Jam snickered, "Oh please, as if I could get any fatter than I already am!"

Champa raised his eyebrow and stepped back a bit, "Oh, really? Why don't you try using my powers again and see what happens?"

Jam puffed out his flabby chest and concentrated, "Fine, I'll show you!"

Champa snickered as he rubbed his flabby monkey-paws together, "This'll be fun,"

To Be Continued...