First Dibs: Hail Yourself Sunglasses + Lighter (Patreon)

Hey everyone. We're giving our Patreon friends first dibs on these essential cool kid accessories before we blast them out on social media and they sell out.

Hail yourself sunglasses: https://lastpodcastmerch.com/collections/pet-accessories/products/hail-yourself-sunglasses

Hail yourself lighter: https://lastpodcastmerch.com/collections/pet-accessories/products/hemoglobin-matte-refillable-lighter