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This is Chapter 1! Enjoy!

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Anonymous

Currently at work and crying with laughter. Well done, Benjamin.

Anonymous

Awwwww Ben. You keep reading Mr. Sasquatch.

Anonymous

Awesome! And with commentary! Not sure Rabbi Sherseen would have been down with the concept of blood sorcery though. But that's beside the point. : )

Anonymous

I love how Marcus pipes in to correct Ben's pronunciation of the author's name, but is basically silent otherwise.

Anonymous

This is my favorite reading so far. I hope we get more of it.

Anonymous

It's like hearing Ben trying to read for the first time.

Anonymous

This made me crazy happy. This made the start of what looked to be a shitty day soooo much better.

Anonymous

I still want to hear Ben read some erotica ;)

Anonymous

I love Ben. Bless.

Anonymous

This book sounds hilarious, it's the outcast version of "How to wish money from God" <a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Receive-Money-From-God" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.wikihow.com/Receive-Money-From-God</a> :D

Anonymous

I'm with Ben, this doesn't sound like it's been written very well.