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Side Stories: Sword Fight on Stardust Ranch (Patreon)

Published:
2019-02-28 00:32:17
Imported:
2022-04

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Ben 'n' Henry are back with this week's true crime news: Exploding port-o-potties, humpback whales, and MORE.

TRIPLE L.

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Anonymous

I feel for Henry with trimming the balls, I've done that but snipped a tiny bit and had to pull the bit that was still attached right off and it is terrifying.

Anonymous

Ben's baby whale voice is amazing.

Anonymous

I write songs for a living and it takes a lot of booze.

Anonymous

...is Henry singing Policy Of Truth?

Anonymous

Context great. Patreon hate :p But love because the extra tidbits are here?? Oh first world problems!!!

Anonymous

I'm sticking with the skydiving theory

Anonymous

Hey Yall, It's your friendly neighborhood mortician here to let you know the dying on the toilet it's not the best way to go. Most of the time if you're found dead on the toilet they'll call the sheriff or the coroner and if they don't want to pick you up they called the funeral home to do it. Most house calls I've experienced when they've been on the toilet long enough that rigor has set in and they're stuck in a semi-permanent squat or they end up face down on the floor covered in excrement and purge(bodily fluids usually from your stomach)or somehow stuck between the toilet and the bathtub. And of course the bathroom is too small for two people to be in there at once so it ends up that one of us gracefully drags the person out into a space where we can get them wrapped up in sheets and plastic. So if you can help it do not die on your toilet try to die somewhere with easy access, the morticians who pick you up will be extremely grateful. K thanks byeeeeeee

Anonymous

You guys forgot that the whale was obviously a skinwalker.

Anonymous

Y'all have also totally missed the awesome invention John Mulaney showcased on SNL: the Toilet Death Ejector: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BjJkqybz8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BjJkqybz8</a>