Beer Bellies and Barstools (Patreon)

It‘s Impossible to get wasted on bellybeer because tolerance increase with weight. You’ll maintain a pleasant buzz even as you grow an enormous wobbly gut. I was plagued by visions of these bulging bellies teetering atop rickety barstools the other day. I have many ideas for a series of vignettes I’d call “Revenge of Bellybeer“, but I have a million other things I have to do first...