BFTN: Zelda Steps In (Patreon)

Princess Zelda has announced she will be entering the war for the "Goddess of Breast Expansion" title to provide aid for Rosalina. She claims that if Palutena is the Goddess of Light, then she shouldn't also be the goddess to block out that light with her breasts. While Rosalina is the Goddess of Space and Time, Zelda states that she is also rather unknown for that title and having a more well-known title such as this one would give her more notoriety. When asked if she would like the title for herself, she told us that while she would like it so people finally recognize the fact that she's the vessel of a goddess in many timelines, she would rather leave it for an actual goddess and not just a vessel like herself. Link gave no comment, but we're also pretty sure he can't anyway.