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Early Access: John Constantine (NSFW) (Patreon)

Published:
2021-01-04 17:20:00
Imported:
2023-03

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Gettin dirty with our little freak.

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Jaron Kie

I need more Bisexual John in the books. His relationship with King Shark was treated by some as a joke but I’m actually interested in the dynamics like who did the cooking or was it mostly ordering out? What does their netflix que look like? Did they share an account? What side of the bed do they sleep on!?

cainyourkids
>>50761129

I know right! I generally think it's mostly because the DCAU shows and movies cater mostly to casual fans who are generally unaware of the comic history and lore of the characters, especially like Constantine who has slept with demons and Satan before. I honestly thought the whole King Shark thing would have become a big issue knowing how people on social media are nowadays, so I guess the playing-safe-by-treating-it-as-a-joke was a way to understate instead for humor? But yes, I am curious as to how their relationship worked. I personally don't think they were a lovey-dovey couple though, or maybe that's just me thinking Constantine is a deadbeat S.O. lol

Jaron Kie

I’m sure that’s the persona he wants to project but I can also totally see him being a total Simp. Especially if someone like King Shark is gonna put up with his BS.

cainyourkids
>>50763064

Oh that’s true! John comes off as someone world-weary and just barely hanging on and probably does the whole angry vibe thing as a way to keep himself safe (I think this was covered a lot in the comics, he pretty much was a drunkard and self-destructive at that). Also it’s funny bc I can totally see King Shark being the more “relationshipy” in their relationship — like he’s the one who sets the dates and remembers the anniversaries and tsks at Constantine for missing to eat 😩😭

Jaron Kie

King Shark sitting in an Olive Garden looking like he’s about to bite the waitress waiting for John running late whose “performing another crappy exorcism for some cursed rock” on their 3rd anniversary.

cainyourkids

Dhsjajja I’m crying it’s so accurate, also King Shark’s already finished the appetizer plate of tuna rolls and is about to start on the meal alone when John swoops in wearing his usual only-washed-I-think-2-weeks-ago coat and disheveled hair and blood on his cheek but his eyes are bright upon seeing Shark still at the restaurant 😭😭

Jaron Kie

I’m driving over to WB/DC and banging on the door till they let me pitch this because... this is too good to not be a DC Black Label book.