Best Jobs for FAs #1 - Dentist 🦷 (Patreon)

Gotta keep those pearly whites in good shape... especially when you eat as many cream teas Amelia.

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Bit of a random one this, inspired by a recent drip to the dentist (which went surprisingly well). As I was swinging the old legs into that ominous chair, it struck me that being a dentist must be quite a decent job for an FA.

That six month gap between seeing patients - the suspense! Will they have put on weight? Grown softer? And there's such a range: plumping young professionals starting new jobs, stressed out mums bringing the kids, and - in Amelia's case - students returning for the holidays after a couple of semesters of boozing and partying.

You get a pretty good overhead view, what with them laid back almost horizontal in that chair.

And as a bonus, there's the plethora of dental nurses and hygienists, who - at least at my dentist's - seem to be invariably petite, glamorous and plump. I'm sure I felt the hygienist's chest brush against the back of my head when I went for my clean and polish after the check-up.

Probably couldn't get away with this level of flirting though...

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What other jobs do we think are good for FAs? Doctor, nurse, waiter are the obvious ones. Personal trainer? Bit of a double edged sword, perhaps, though I've a couple of vignettes to share of experiences at the gym I go to. Corporate assistant.. though working for a Kari or Abby probably wouldn't be worth it.

All the best,

Hal

PS More Lady wot lunched and some Samster pics coming soon!