Lardy ladies in literature #2: Boonyi Kaul (page 4) (Patreon)

"She ate seven times a day, guzzling down a proper breakfast, then a mid-morning plate, then a full luncheon, then a mid-afternoon array of sweet delicacies, then a hearty dinner, then a second dinner at bedtime.

"Then finally a fridge-raiding gobble in the small hours before dawn."