Merry Christmas! And a sneak preview of The Lady wot Lunched Part 6 (Patreon)

Merry Christmas everyone!  I hope Santa has brought plenty of gifts - and lots of chocolates, mince pies and prosecco for the ladies. 🎅🥂

My annual Christmas Eve drinks last night (at a rather posh bar) were a hoot. I'm pleased to report plenty of evidence of an indulgent festive party season for the local ladies. Everywhere I looked bosoms were bulging, dress straps were digging into soft shoulders and well-fed tummies were creating a deliciously podgy swell in sparkly dresses that can't have been squeezed into without a considerably amount of grunting and grimacing - and in a few cases, probably some butter too.

The highlight, though, was a very pretty blonde barmaid, whose festive jumper couldn't quite cover the extent of her festive excesses. A deliciously soft middle, clearly the beneficiary of plenty of mulled wine and mince pies, kept popping over the lip of her jeans and would wobble ever so slightly as she reached for the gin from the top shelf. She also had a nice full bottom that attracted plenty of attention whenever she bent over to get a beer from the coolers, so it was quite a dilemma to decide what to order.

But I digress. I promised chapter 6 of The Lady Wot Lunched before Christmas. Alas the full chapter isn't quite ready - and, sod's law, the bit that needs some work is right in the middle, so I can't post it in two halves. The best I can do is post the first two pages now, just as a taster. There'll probably be some tweaks in the finished version.

So here there are! I hope you enjoy them. The full chapter will be published very soon. Many apologies for the delay. I hope - and think - it'll be worth the wait!

PS You might also want to re-download part 5. I recently made some minor alterations to it, in anticipation of some things that are going to happen in part 6.