A "WHAT" Bear? (Patreon)

See, I am a bit known for mishearing/misreading things. I get easily distracted, and sometimes my brain just "autofills" what it THOUGHT it heard. Seems that this time it wasn't QUITE what was being asked for. But I mean.... it's decently close, right? Sort of?
Mostly a silly idea that I wanted to play with. And I was feelin the inanimate tf vibes! And I also wanted tot play with a bit of perspective and foreground/background. So, it all worked out =P.