Emergency Response 1 (Patreon)

Incident Report R19-212

"I received a rather wild first hand account of a recent emergency response call gone wrong from Space Bot Rodger. He informed me of a near miss adventure of my best and brightest to a mindless creature. Space Cadet Jessica Flare was top of her class, and was one of my most reliable cadets. She time and time again proved successful in stressful situations. So I was surprised to hear how my daring darling Lieutenant had to receive such assistance.

A precocious young teen named Sidney Nutmeg somehow got herself in a perilous situation and called for help. All of our other field cadets were tied up in their own situations at the time. So our dispatch leader Mariah Hues sent out Jessica and Rodger in a hurry to answer the call. Now I personally like to save Jessica for more investigative work solving crime scenes and tracking down suspects. That's not to say she can't handle herself in a firefight, but had she was on desk duty for a good while so I suppose that explains her,..performance."