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If Kat Dennings didn't have those gigantic bouncy soft oversized norks on her chest, I'D STILL THINK SHE WAS SUPER SEXY. I'm really attracted to girls with (gonna try my best to explain this) non conformative features. By that I mean the unique combination of features that aren't perfect but are still right and memorable.     

For instance, if she went and got her teeth mashed together with a retainer and had a by the book perfect smile, she wouldn't be as hot to me. Now I'm not saying I always like girls with her teeth because of the teeth, but rather that they work together with everything else to make her unique and very real. I always want to tell girls to flaunt their differences instead of shave them down. But it's no use because I've already eaten them by that point,...lol no jk ..but seriously o_O

I'm so happy she's the kind of girl who's never had any "work" done on her face (as far as I know) because her features are so adorable. Nothing upsets me more than when a gorgeous girl carves her face up or has it injected with bee stings because she's trying to look like a plastic mannequin. Not looking like everyone else is hot, it makes you a character in the movie rather than an extra.