Attack of the 50 ft Alex (Patreon)

ALEX KAIJU OH SHIT OH FUCK  

Luckily this kaiju has a pretty glaring weakness. A few, actually, but one that's exceptionally easy to exploit here. The bigger they are, the more ticklish they become, after all!  

So I'm planning on posting the first part of this to social, but the second part will be kept here for you guys UwU