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Hello you fabulous Patrons,

I hope you're well! Some of you may have noticed that my Patreon tiers have slightly changed, and this is because I want to be giving you guys more content which I can keep up with. 

All Patrons will now get weekly updates from me about how I'm getting on with my next video. I know I've promised these before, buuuuuuuut now I have my very capable wife working as my assistant, making sure that I keep on top of these things now. I've changed, I swear!

Patrons who are on level Protostar & above will have this blog in video form and will also see some sneak peeks of what's coming! 


So without further adooooooooooooooooo:

2 more days until release and I'm going mad! Of course.
I've lost a day's work but godammit I will find it! You may say, dear Patron, that this happens all the time. THIS NEVER HAPPENS! 

There's going to be a mix of history, science and a 'how-to', just because... why the fuck not. As part of my 'how-to', you lucky buggers get to learn how to make coffee with BEANZ

I know what you're thinking. Delicious. 


And there we are...... hope to see you all on Friday for the release! 

Matt

Comments

Philip King

The way you say "BEANZ" has me worried. I've got this image in my head of you feeding a coffee grinder with the contents a can labelled 'Heinz'...

Sarah Luczyk

Ok, so once again, SPECTACULAR video. It's very obvious that you're a teacher (yes, you're still a teacher). The "boring" section was AWESOME!