Caution WIDE LOAD (Patreon)

On a distribution center visit for work, the forman tried to find me a safety vest. He was a bigger guy but still not my size and as he was rummaging through his vest collection he gave me a little smirk and a nod saying “Let’s see what I can find. Most guys your size work here so there aren’t too many big sizes left.” He found one that was pretty big but definately didn’t come close to closing. Damn I love being a big guy.