JUST STOP OVENS (Patreon)

Pull your oven door off NOW. Ovens use fossil fuels to cook food. They are making us fat and they are dirty, just look at that glass! Putin will literally shit himself if we all pull our oven doors off at once. We don’t have a future so just pull your oven door off as I have. I did it totally on purpose in protest about stuff and I hope this will become the new bra burning.

Don’t even look at YouTube videos about how to reattach Neff oven doors. I haven’t.