The Lie Agency (Patreon)

I’m up against it this week with the old deadlines. So… why not help me out with a bit of content and send me some situations, either real or imaginary, to test my lying skills so I can make millions providing solid excuses to dodgy MPs or naughty vicars. Some serious, some silly.

Send them to adviceneeded@icloud.com

I’ll also tell you about going to Noel’s gig where two ridiculous things happened to me. One of which was witnessed by one of you.

But yeah, gimme some situations requiring some dazzling bullshit.