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I think I hit 50 (podcasts) and had a wobble. Now I've gone and over-shared a load of stuff to make up for being late. Absolute stream of consciousness drivel this, basically an Untold Stories episode mostly based around my years as a metropolitan singleton like one of the Sex in the City girls but with more cultural appropriation and food-poisoning... and a penis. Sorry and thank you.

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Anonymous

Woman masturbates herself silly, whilst Matt has his arse in the air, farting. What a fucking masterpiece of a love story.

Anonymous

Hahaaaaa theres nothing worse than being with a chick and having a bad stomach