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Fury

I can't get the line alucard said to Luke Valentine because of Carmen San Diego

Crusader89

“My name is Luke Valentine” “And I’m Carmen San Diego guess where I am” “I’m tryin go to have a serious conversation” “Oh so am I and I’m failing and I’m sorry for that, it’s just that I’m a little agitated, because some blonde little shit strolled in my room, destroyed my 70 inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father…..be a sport and get daddy another beer would you”

Devious

This is so good. It looks like it was lifted straight from the show. If the show had nudity in it that is.