Dungeon Meshi: Dwarf Feet On The Menu (Patreon)

"So... you were the dwarf who's cooking all the monsters in the dungeon, weren't ya? Have you seen a blue dragon with long spiral horns around here? I bet you've seen it... it's in your party's stomach now, isn't it?"

"... Poor Scaly... He was my pet dragon. I'll have to tame a new one. But I always wanted a cute dwarf like you as a pet too. Don't worry, I know I trapped you in this giant platter but I won't eat you or your meaty, juicy... yummy... manly dwarf feet. Hmmm... so chunky... No, I won't devour them!"

"Oh! Are these beefy soles ticklish? Look at those stubby little toes wiggling around when I scratch the thin skin with my fork! And you have such a deep rough laughter, very masculine... I like it! I think you'll gonna be my little tickle dwarf pet... But first, I have to wash you and these cute footsies... Let's remove this dirty helmet first..."