Tickle The Vampire (Patreon)

Have you heard of the legend of the 11 century old vampire who was a rich priest when he was alive and became trapped inside his coffin by a mysterious clan of vampire hunters during the Middle Ages? And the most weird thing about this tale is how these hunters used the wooden stakes: instead of stabbing the undead's heart, they used them as tickle tools to scratch their soles. No one knows why.

It is believed that that clan is still around, torturing the chubby ex-priest vampire, trapped inside his own coffin for generations. People say that if you walk near a certain church ruin somewhere in Europe at night, you'll hear his hysterical "risus aeternum"...