March 2022 Patreon Audio Voting #1 (Patreon)

Pick your favorite three for me to record for y'all this month! <3 This month's theme in my head was "dirty quotes," so all the titles are in the form of a line from the improv I'm imagining, hehe.

[F4M] and [F4A] Versions - "This wedding reception sucks--let's get out of here and have some real fun!" [Strangers to Lovers][Bridesmaid Speaker][Groomsperson Listener][You've Been Eyefucking Me All Night][Follow Me to the Bathroom][Tipsy][Giggly][Standing Cunnilingus][Sex Against the Wall][Hold the Moan][Put Your Hand Over My Mouth] F4M Version: [Creampie], F4A Version: [Thigh Riding][Making Out]

C'mon, everyone at this reception is totally drunk, they won't even notice if we slip away and have a little fun. Besides, you've been eyefucking me all night, and now I'm really fucking horny...

[F4M] "You're not just gonna let me go to the club without your cum in me, are you?" [Girlfriend][Fsub][Kinky Couple][Teasing][Bend Me Over the Bathroom Sink][Watching Us in the Mirror][Nipple Play][Clit Play][Rough Sex][Dirty Talk][Creampie] Mentions of [Breeding][Impreg]

I want your cum dripping out of me while I'm at the club with my friends...don't you?

[F4M and [F4A] Versions - "Thank god you're home, I've been so fucking worked up all day...!!" [Wife][Waiting in Bed in Lingerie][Vibrator][Playful][Breathless][Desperate][Begging][Oral Sex] Mentions of [Masturbation], F4M Version: [Missionary][Creampie], F4A: [Cunnilingus][Crushing Your Head With My Thighs]

Hey honey...I'm in the bedroom! ...Hey, hehe. I'm so glad you're home...I've been so fucking horny all day. I really need you...please?

[F4M] "My goal is fuck one guy from all fifty states...but you're the cutest by far!" [Free Spirited Girl][Bohemian Lifestyle][Sex in My House-Van][Incense][Giggles][Nipple Piercings][Nipple Play][Cunnilingus][Blowjob][Riding Your Cock][Safe Sex][Condoms][Mutual Orgasm][One Night Stand][Cuddling]

I swear to god it's not a murder van, haha! Yeah, that's been my goal, to fuck one person from all fifty states. What can I say? It started off as a joke but it's actually a ton of fun. Anyhoo, transparency stuff out of the way...do you still wanna come back to my van? Haha!