FUCK IT I'M CALLING IT -- We're officially at 500, no takebacksies!! (Patreon)

NO BAMBOOZLE, FREN

I'm calling it!! We've stayed consistently above 500 for two weeks, soooooooo...!!!

BONUS AUDIO AND NEW ART COMING Y'ALL'S WAY!!

February is hella swamped for me, so I'm gonna push the bonus audio poll/creation to next month, but OMFG Y'ALL!!! WELCOME!! I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE?!! AND WE GET TO MAKE EVEN MORE COOL STUFF AND WRITE NEW STORIES?!! WHAT?!!

When I posted these goals two years ago I genuinely thought there was no way on earth there would ever be this many people who enjoyed my work enough to want to support my journey to make more, better audios. Y'all are absolutely freaking incredible. Thank you for being so supportive and kind as we all navigate the, well, everything, and escape for a little while together with some good, smutty stories.

I'll start looking for artists to create the following, and send you updates as they come!!:

- some sort of cute animated Blue for any future art

- new tier art for Patreon

- some Blue-themed Discord emojis

I absolutely love the banner justin_cidermouth made and the little custom logo my girlfriend created for me, so those will likely stay the same for a long time ~

I hope y'all have a fantastic weekend, and that you can feel the giant hug I'm sending ya. <3