Commission Spots Release Time and Info! <3 (Patreon)

Hey y'all!

Commission spots will open on Feb 1 at 6PM PST. There are 5 spots, and based on the past and the number of messages I've gotten the past few days I expect them to go QUICKLY! So if you want to snatch one of those up, I recommend putting an alert on your phone to jump right on that Google form, and writing out your request beforehand so you can copy/paste it into the order form!

How much do they cost?

- $50 for a 5 minute audio

- $100 for a 10 minute audio

- $150 for a 15 minute audio 

I will not be accepting longer commissions at this time for my own vocal health. <3 

I accept payment through CashApp (no extra fee), OnlyFans (+10% because OnlyFans takes 20% of all funds, so I lose quite a bit on here, but wanted to have this option available for my international friends. 10% fee helps me recoup half of that! 😅), or Fansly (same as OnlyFans). Due to multiple problems in the past, I no longer accept Amazon gift cards as payment. I apologize for the inconvenience.

I do not, under any circumstances, accept Paypal, Ko-Fi, Venmo, Zelle, firstborn children, winning smiles, eternal fealty, or Kohl's Cash. 🤣

When will they be delivered?

All five requesters will get their audios on March 5!

Other important things to know!

- Extras like saying your name, wet sounds, and exclusivity (meaning I will not ever post it to Patreon or Reddit) will be available with an extra fee!

- I do not accept commissions for scripts you (the person requesting the audio) do not own.

- Stumped on what you want, specifically? Just give me a list of tags! (1-2 for 5 minutes, 3-5 for 10 minutes, and 5-6 for 15 minutes is a good general guideline, but not a hard-and-fast rule.) I've been honing my improv abilities for about a year now, and I'd like to think I've gotten pretty alright at it. ;)

- I will only be taking one request per person this time around. <3

- If your commission request doesn't make it in under the wire, I suggest submitting your idea to my Suggestions Box! <3

- Sadly, I will not be taking shitpost requests this time around, haha!! If you have a shitpost idea, send it to my Suggestions Box for now.