Power Couple (Patreon)

Jules & Mikey, husbands, celebrating their 14th anniversary today.

Jules is 42, Mikey's 33 (but he's got those Youthful Genes that make him look perpetually 23 years old).

Jules owns the café, Mikey owns and runs a gender-neutral activewear company.

They met in Miami waaaay back in the day and initially had a sort of master-slave-mentorship relationship, but I guess they hit it off better than anyone could've expected and tied the knot a year later.

Junip has a playful rivalry with Mikey because, in his words, "he looks like my evil identical twin," and affectionally refers to him as "Jules' Boi Toy."

Mikey actually loves it.