WIP: fungal flirting (Patreon)

he bulges, he sways, he change colors, all for the humans. truly a gentlemen, he spares no expense in attempting to win your heart. on the occasion he can't turn into a human like form, hell make use of his current look and will bulge, dance, and pulsate colors like it was his last day on earth. 

this is typical human reaction though, which always makes him sad that it was a failure. no worries, he will always try again, assured that his methods are true. 

one day, his dreams do come true and he is happily amongst humans who like him back. his attempts weren't for naught!