Thank you! (Patreon)

Seriously, thank you. Up front, for those of you not inclined to read the rambling gratitude of your erotica peddler, there is a gift attached, so feel free to cut to the chase and scroll down. For everyone else, both of you... :)

I am one of not many people I know who has the privilege to do something he loves and be able to not live in his car, and it's you fine folks who make that possible. When I first fired up this patreon back in December of 2015, I really figured it'd wind up a tip jar that once in a while would let me get an extra topping on a pizza. After a few months, that was true. Eventually, I was able to leave behind a horrendous day job (I'm sure many of you have had one or two) and focus more on this. I love the character I create (except the ones I hate, which I love), I love writing stories, and as you may have noticed, I love the word titties maybe a little too much. I'd keep on writing even if you all abandoned me tomorrow, but you keep on not abandoning me anyway, and I am so so grateful for all of you. 

Anyway, you were promised a gift. For some of you it's old hat, but for those of you who never got around to picking up a copy or just don't have room in the budget after tipping your eroticist to buy, here's This Is Our Story. This is the novel that put me on the map as Amazon.com's #1 best-selling author of magical yearbook erotica. (Business cards coming soon.) If you've already read it, um, thanks anyway, and I promise you'll have a second book to read before the New Year!