Photo Morph - "Theft Prevention Curses" (giraffe tf) (Patreon)

"Given the number of artifacts leaving Africa for Western museums, some local communities have taken to cursing items to prevent theft and unsavory acquisitions. Locating these items is pretty easy. One simply has to keep an eye out in the news for strange appearances of exotic animals and zoos filling up. For victims, it is not much different from spending life behind bars, but at least they won't have existential crises contemplating their internment while munching on leaves."

"In any case, this fellow better get outside quickly before he gets too big and forgets how to open doors."

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