Poll Piece - "Tomb Raider: Tea and Biscuits" (Patreon)

Here it is--the dark tale of how Lara Croft, traumatized heroine of the new Tomb Raider franchise, eats her way out of adventuring and into Trinity's seductive clutches. Marvel as she spelunks through her fridge, fills Croft Manor with trash, and generally just acts like a hot mess due to their dark influence! With guest appearances from Winston the Butler, Sam Nishimura and Jonah/Abby from "Shadow."

New poll coming soon!