Poll Piece: Bojack Horseman - "Get Those Feelings, Eat Those Feelings" (Patreon)

Okay, so the Sextina Aquafina quote title doesn't really scan. But here it is!! The story of one Diane Nguyen, who shacks up at Bojack's house after he goes to rehab and... um, eats like a horse.

See? See what I did there?

Warning: This one gets a bit dark towards the end, in typical Bojack fashion. Beware of mild vomit, and the smell of unwashed hipster rolls.