Merry Christmas to All My Naughty Patrons! (Patreon)

Rotter Claus brings a big sack of joy and xxx-mas presents to Paradise!  If you've been extra naughty then he's cumming to your town this year  =3

And now for your enjoyment, a list of Christmas innuendos....

"Let's make sure you get something off your wish-list tonight."

"Your special present is inside my box."

"You sleigh me."

"I've been extra good this year."

"Show me your North Pole."

"I'm going to jingle your bells."

"Santa Clause is cuming to town."

"You're on the naughty list this year."

"Jack Frost's nipples on your nose."

"Roast your chestnuts on my open fire."

"I'm going to ride you like a reindeer."

"Santa needs a little helper."

"I want you to stuff my stocking."

"I want to eat your milk and cookies."

"I have a big present for you."

"Lick my candy cane."

"Show me those sugar plums."

"Tonight I'll be a real Nutcracker."

"Deck my balls."

"Tis the season to be horny."

"Let's Scrooge."

"Cum, they told me. Parumpum pum pum."

"When I think about you I touch my elf."

"Better wrap that present up before you give it to me."

"Let's get rocking around the Christmas tree."

"It's Mrs. Clause to you."

"Cuming down your chimney tonight."

"Your stocking is HUNG."

 "Come sit on Santa's lap."

"Santa Baby, OH BABY YES BABY."

"Baby it's cold outside, but hot in here."

"My friends call me Prancer, but you can call me Vixen."

"Is that a candy cane or are you just happy to see me?"

[special thanks to "The Definitive List of Christmas-Themed Dirty Talk Phrases"  for the list]